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(Some Guy)   Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting, it is a most sharp sauce   (pangloss.com) divider line 50
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7247 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2010 at 6:16 PM (4 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-03-11 02:39:04 PM  
Drop into the rotten mouth of death, submitter.
 
2010-03-11 03:25:01 PM  
I never knew so young a body with so old a head, submitter.
 
2010-03-11 03:31:13 PM  
Thou dissembling whoreson pigeon-egg, submitter!
 
2010-03-11 03:34:53 PM  
DannyJunior: Drop into the rotten mouth of death, submitter.

merlotguy: I never knew so young a body with so old a head, submitter.

dahmers love zombie: Thou dissembling whoreson pigeon-egg, submitter!


A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with!
 
2010-03-11 03:59:18 PM  
How about a little less barding and a little more Avoning, what I'm trying to tell you Bill is - YOU STINK ON ICE!
 
2010-03-11 04:08:34 PM  
Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
 
2010-03-11 04:37:25 PM  
Terrx: Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

That's a fair thought to lie between a maid's legs.
 
2010-03-11 06:18:40 PM  
I've resolved that I naturally work in "surly tardy-gaited maggot-pie" into one of my conversations.
 
2010-03-11 06:19:14 PM  

brap


How about a little less barding and a little more Avoning


Call me Stratford, for I am all upon that.
 
2010-03-11 06:22:06 PM  
Thou fobbing guts-griping giglet!


...wat?
 
2010-03-11 06:23:03 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
Imma laugh about this all day.
 
2010-03-11 06:24:33 PM  
Thou froward weather-bitten strumpet! Submitter.
 
2010-03-11 06:26:22 PM  
i1020.photobucket.com

Approves, ya beef-witted apple john.
 
2010-03-11 06:26:32 PM  
Old, but still fun.
 
2010-03-11 06:28:06 PM  
It called me a 'f*cking terrible little c*nt'. Thanks.
 
2010-03-11 06:29:20 PM  
Thou droning beef-witted giglet!
 
2010-03-11 06:29:42 PM  

Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!


BTW even for a non partisan CBO report, I don't know if I would trust it's conclusion regarding the Health Care Bill and more than I'd trusted any Of George Bush's reports on Weapons of Mass Destruction. The only reason Massachusetts health care reform hasn't bankrupted the State is the Federal Gov't money covers any cost difference.

 
2010-03-11 06:30:26 PM  
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!.
 
2010-03-11 06:30:28 PM  
We leak in your chimney.

/wtf?
 
2010-03-11 06:34:59 PM  
Thou misbegotten beef-witted scullian! submitter
 
2010-03-11 06:35:14 PM  
Hey Subby, Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily.

//so there.
 
2010-03-11 06:35:38 PM  
You, Submitter are a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy,
worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson,
glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of
good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave,
beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel biatch;
one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deny the
least syllable of thy addition.
 
2010-03-11 06:36:11 PM  
Yo' Mama so fat...
 
2010-03-11 06:37:51 PM  
Thou jarring ill-breeding strumpet, Submitter!
 
2010-03-11 06:38:14 PM  
"Thou spongy elf-skinned whey-face!" I have friends who would call that a compliment.
 
2010-03-11 06:39:03 PM  
"droning unwash'd fap-dragon"?
Damn, that's pretty harsh.

/doesn't drone...
//all that much
///well, not typically
//fap-dragon?
 
2010-03-11 06:42:43 PM  
Oh yeah?
 
2010-03-11 06:43:44 PM  
Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
 
2010-03-11 06:46:30 PM  
Just what I needed. A Renaissance festival simulator.
 
2010-03-11 06:47:16 PM  
Aye, her fan Peter; for her fan's her fairer face.

/DRTFA
 
2010-03-11 06:47:26 PM  
Yo, subbo. [Thou art] like the toad, ugly and venomous, like mah former paramour.
 
2010-03-11 06:58:05 PM  
//backs quickly and quietly from the room...
 
2010-03-11 07:01:06 PM  
Sm3agol85: Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.

I'm gonna need a bigger screen for that.
 
2010-03-11 07:02:49 PM  
www.beerhere.co.uk

Hot like mussels in Hoegaarden Wit sauce.

/Old news is even more awesome with a Hoegaarden buzz.
 
2010-03-11 07:14:03 PM  
I built something similar 7 years ago for my first Flash MX assignment: Bill Shakespeare's Insult Factory of Fun. I prefer mine.

/I'm a little biased
//submitted it to Fark 7 years ago, didn't get greenlit
///guess I'm bitter
 
2010-03-11 07:23:00 PM  
Upon hearing your laugh I am reminded of the cry of a newly unsexed pig as it bumps its butt along the ground. --Seamus, a renfaire performer dear to my heart.
 
2010-03-11 07:33:57 PM  
wraevn: I built something similar 7 years ago for my first Flash MX assignment: Bill Shakespeare's Insult Factory of Fun. I prefer mine.

/I'm a little biased
//submitted it to Fark 7 years ago, didn't get greenlit
///guess I'm bitter


That's pretty cool. Thanks
 
2010-03-11 07:38:26 PM  
A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave. (Taming of the Shrew, I believe)

And, one of my favorite Shakespeare "Oh snappe, ye hath been told!" moments, from As You Like it:

Therefore you Clowne, abandon: which is in the vulgar, leaue the
societie: which in the boorish, is companie, of this female:
which in the common, is woman: which together,
is, abandon the society of this Female, or Clowne
thou perishest: or to thy better vnderstanding, dyest; or
(to wit) I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy life into
death, thy libertie into bondage: I will deale in poyson
with thee, or in bastinado, or in steele: I will bandy
with thee in faction, I will ore-run thee with policie: I
will kill thee a hundred and fifty wayes, therefore tremble
and depart
 
2010-03-11 08:21:47 PM  
wraevn: I built something similar 7 years ago for my first Flash MX assignment: Bill Shakespeare's Insult Factory of Fun. I prefer mine.

/I'm a little biased
//submitted it to Fark 7 years ago, didn't get greenlit
///guess I'm bitter


I remember having a similar thingie for Ultima Online 8-9 years ago too. Damn, has it really been that long...
 
2010-03-11 08:38:57 PM  
Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!
 
2010-03-11 08:53:01 PM  
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
 
2010-03-11 08:59:01 PM  
Pardon me, stewardess... I speak bard...

i190.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-11 10:13:15 PM  
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
 
2010-03-11 10:58:35 PM  
Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands.

Did I just get called an assface?
 
2010-03-11 11:34:38 PM  
Sauce?
 
2010-03-12 02:25:57 AM  
 
2010-03-12 09:58:08 AM  
Thou reeky pox-marked hedge-pig!
 
2010-03-12 09:59:39 AM  
"You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!"

Oh snap!
 
2010-03-12 10:41:18 AM  
This is a repost from 1998
 
2010-03-12 11:38:14 AM  
fark you all, you farking arseholes

Richard Freckle, thread 5100374
 
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