If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Contact Music) Fail Mary J. Blige is covering two Led Zeppelin tracks on her next album. Tag is for the whole goddamned enterprise   (contactmusic.com) divider line 51
More: Fail, Mary J Blige, Led Zeppelin, Travis Barker, stairway to heaven, Randy Jackson, MTV News, Steve Vai, Whole Lotta Love  
•       •       •

1019 clicks; posted to Fail on 11 Mar 2010 at 4:42 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



51 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2010-03-11 01:11:13 PM
In other news, Kenny G. is covering some Miles Davis tracks.
 
2010-03-11 01:15:32 PM
I'd give her every inch of my love.
 
2010-03-11 01:19:24 PM
I'm sure they'll be even BETTER than the originals!
 
2010-03-11 01:26:47 PM
She might as well.

Robert Plant can't sing worth a shiat anymore (the real reason he won't do a reunion tour with Zep.)
 
2010-03-11 01:33:07 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: She might as well.

Robert Plant can't never could sing worth a shiat anymore (the real reason he won't do a reunion tour with Zep.)


Never, ever, could stand his voice.
 
2010-03-11 01:35:15 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: She might as well.

Robert Plant can't sing worth a shiat anymore (the real reason he won't do a reunion tour with Zep.)


He can sing okay. He just isn't able to belt like he used to and certainly doesn't want to half ass it on a tour. Who CAN still sing like they did 40 years ago?

Don't blame him at all. A Zep tour is just for us old farts to relive our youth. I can put on Song Remains the Same and spark one up...
 
2010-03-11 01:38:11 PM
mediablitz: Who CAN still sing like they did 40 years ago?

Actually, based on their monumentally disappointing Super Bowl performance, I would have to disagree.
 
2010-03-11 01:41:38 PM
tnpir: mediablitz: Who CAN still sing like they did 40 years ago?

Actually, based on their monumentally disappointing Super Bowl performance, I would have to disagree.


I was even going to point out Roger Daltrey still trying to sing 40 year old Who songs as a perfect example of why Robert Plant did the right thing ;-)
 
2010-03-11 01:42:04 PM
I'll withhold judgment until I hear it, but I'm not exactly eager.
 
2010-03-11 01:46:29 PM
Lionel Mandrake: I'll withhold judgment until I hear it, but I'm not exactly eager.

My thought: There is just no way you make Stairway to Heaven "fresh" or "your own"...
 
2010-03-11 01:48:35 PM
Because this worked so well for Puffy.
 
2010-03-11 01:50:50 PM
mediablitz: Who CAN still sing like they did 40 years ago?

Steven Tyler? Mick Jagger? I think it has something to do with lips.
 
2010-03-11 01:51:06 PM
Blige
Bilge

Both pump out crap.
 
2010-03-11 01:56:33 PM
mediablitz: Lionel Mandrake: I'll withhold judgment until I hear it, but I'm not exactly eager.

My thought: There is just no way you make Stairway to Heaven "fresh" or "your own"...


I completely agree. I was going to add "some songs/bands just shouldn't be covered, like Stairway and Zep" but that seemed pretty biased of me, since Zep has been my fave since I was 8.

Cracker did a good job with "Good Times, Bad Times," but they pretty much did a strait-forward version.

Dread Zeppelin was pretty fun at the time.
 
2010-03-11 01:59:51 PM
Just so you know subby, the original songs won't be changed on your albums to the Mary J. version. You can still listen to the originals after this.

I find it amazing that people get so touchy about who covers certain songs. So she's an R&B star covering a rock tune. Big f*cking deal. She's a great singer. And she's paying tribute to the band you like. Led Zeppelin should feel honored when anyone covers their songs.
 
2010-03-11 02:00:26 PM
Lionel Mandrake: Cracker did a good job with "Good Times, Bad Times," but they pretty much did a strait-forward version.

Was that on Encomium? I vaguely remember it.

STP's cover of Dancing Days was very good, IIRC.
 
2010-03-11 02:24:10 PM
There are plenty of Zep songs that would be interesting to cover. Stairway is not one of them.
 
2010-03-11 02:45:55 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: Lionel Mandrake: Cracker did a good job with "Good Times, Bad Times," but they pretty much did a strait-forward version.

Was that on Encomium? I vaguely remember it.

STP's cover of Dancing Days was very good, IIRC.


STP? The Monkees of the 90s movement? Huh. I'll have to take your word for it.
 
2010-03-11 02:49:50 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: Lionel Mandrake: Cracker did a good job with "Good Times, Bad Times," but they pretty much did a strait-forward version.

Was that on Encomium? I vaguely remember it.

STP's cover of Dancing Days was very good, IIRC.


I hate that version. And I like STP.

/Still not as bad as the Lenny Kravitz version of American Woman.
 
2010-03-11 02:52:09 PM
I don't think MJB was ever a crew member, much a less a representative of all of them
 
2010-03-11 03:03:41 PM
What, no Black Country Woman?
 
2010-03-11 03:48:14 PM
WaltzingMathilda:
STP? The Monkees of the 90s movement? Huh. I'll have to take your word for it.


Nice troll. If I wasn't totally strung out on heroin right now, I'd argue with you.
 
2010-03-11 04:25:43 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: WaltzingMathilda:
STP? The Monkees of the 90s movement? Huh. I'll have to take your word for it.

Nice troll. If I wasn't totally strung out on heroin right now, I'd argue with you.


I wish I were trolling. I truly believe STP was the worst thing to come out of the 90s believing their own hype. Just like the Monkees, they tried to copy every aspect of another band that had found success a year or so earlier and did so with 1/2 the talent.
 
2010-03-11 04:57:10 PM
It's sad that LZ (well, Jimmy Page, mostly) sold out so farking much.

Here's the worst case so far: Come With Me (clickpop)

I nearly drove a fork through my eye when I saw Jimmy Page playing his part of this live on SNL years ago... It still haunts me.
 
2010-03-11 04:58:33 PM
WaltzingMathilda:
I wish I were trolling. I truly believe STP was the worst thing to come out of the 90s believing their own hype. Just like the Monkees, they tried to copy every aspect of another band that had found success a year or so earlier and did so with 1/2 the talent.


Sorry I didn't give you more credit.

I assume you're talking about some of the stuff on "Core," which drew comparisons to early Pearl Jam (among others). For me, that was part of the initial appeal, but successive couple of albums (Purple, Tiny Music, #4) showed a lot of creativity and diversity. Definitely not a one-trick pony, IMO.

If you've heard stuff from those albums and still feel that way, cool--but I definitely recommend those.
 
2010-03-11 05:01:21 PM
Mugato: In other news, Kenny G. is covering some Miles Davis tracks.

That would be pure, f*cking evil. *SHUDDER*
 
2010-03-11 05:06:54 PM
FTFA: I'm not going to say I've been to their concerts...

Probably because you were like 8 when they broke up?

mediablitz: Who CAN still sing like they did 40 years ago?

Steve Winwood, that's who
 
2010-03-11 05:14:22 PM
mediablitz: AdolfOliverPanties: She might as well.

Robert Plant can't sing worth a shiat anymore (the real reason he won't do a reunion tour with Zep.)

He can sing okay. He just isn't able to belt like he used to and certainly doesn't want to half ass it on a tour. Who CAN still sing like they did 40 years ago?



David Gilmour. Listen to some performances from his last tour - he sounds farking incredible.


Not every musician over the age of 60 sounds like shiat.
 
2010-03-11 05:26:06 PM
Rann Xerox: Mugato: In other news, Kenny G. is covering some Miles Davis tracks.

That would be pure, f*cking evil. *SHUDDER*


Not even worth speculating. Kenny doesn't have the chops or the bravery (or heroin).
 
2010-03-11 05:28:42 PM
Coco LaFemme: mediablitz: AdolfOliverPanties: She might as well.

Robert Plant can't sing worth a shiat anymore (the real reason he won't do a reunion tour with Zep.)

He can sing okay. He just isn't able to belt like he used to and certainly doesn't want to half ass it on a tour. Who CAN still sing like they did 40 years ago?


David Gilmour. Listen to some performances from his last tour - he sounds farking incredible.


Not every musician over the age of 60 sounds like shiat.


The reason why Gilmour can still sing is he never wailed like a banshee or screamed all the hair off his nuts like Plant. That shiat is murder on the vocal cords. Not that he was ever really good, but Brian Johnson of AC/DC used to sound a lot better than he does now. It's the screaming.

Paul Rodgers can also still sing like a motherfarker, and I bet that if Freddie Mercury was still alive he could too.
 
2010-03-11 05:38:59 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: Lionel Mandrake: Cracker did a good job with "Good Times, Bad Times," but they pretty much did a strait-forward version.

Was that on Encomium? I vaguely remember it.

STP's cover of Dancing Days was very good, IIRC.


These weren't bad either Link (new window) and Link (new window)
 
2010-03-11 05:46:04 PM
that chic can sing.


Led?


not so much. unless you enjoy wailing and screaming.
 
2010-03-11 06:01:20 PM
I'm looking forward to hearing this. I'll withhold judgement until it's released.

I'm probably the only one that "somewhat" enjoyed Godsmack's cover of "Good Times, Bad Times" even though I can't stand Sully Erna's voice at all. I still think they did a pretty good job with the music.
 
2010-03-11 06:48:38 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: She might as well.

Robert Plant can't sing worth a shiat anymore (the real reason he won't do a reunion tour with Zep.)


Snert. Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

Raising Sand was the best thing he's done in many a long year.

He didn't do the Zep tour because Zep is over. It's just too bad the led-heads didn't get the news...oh, twenty-five years ago or so.
 
2010-03-11 07:34:13 PM
bluesbox: AdolfOliverPanties: She might as well.

Robert Plant can't sing worth a shiat anymore (the real reason he won't do a reunion tour with Zep.)

Snert. Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

Raising Sand was the best thing he's done in many a long year.

He didn't do the Zep tour because Zep is over. It's just too bad the led-heads didn't get the news...oh, twenty-five years ago or so.


Regardless of his reasoning, the man's voice is shot. I agree that Zep is over. If you want to see the fire they were, watch The Song Remains the Same, or even better, this:
ecx.images-amazon.com
Plant cannot even come close to doing this stuff anymore.

He can sing gentle songs and really cheesy versions of Zep tunes with Alison Krauss though, so God bless him, that's what he should do.
 
2010-03-11 09:09:21 PM
Interesting since a lot of Zep's tunes are covers from various blues artists.
 
2010-03-11 09:54:23 PM
armoredbulldozer: Interesting since a lot of Zep's tunes are covers from various blues artists.


Uh, some of them are.
 
2010-03-11 10:27:07 PM
He can sing gentle songs and really cheesy versions of Zep tunes with Alison Krauss though, so God bless him, that's what he should do.

Well, he and his various platinum albums and Grammies for Raising Sand thank you for your kind benevolence. (And any opportunity to be near Alison Krauss should be taken as a gift from a benevolent God, not a consolation prize.)

I like Zep's stuff too (well, most of it), but this kind of warped deification of the band never has sat well with me. Basically, it demands that a band and a sound remain static and fixed in one groove and one time, forever. Besides being unrealistic, it's also a sentence of artistic death. You have the recordings they made then if you like that sound; don't begrudge Plant his desire to move on and do different things.

I think it's that aspect of "Zep worship" that bugs Plant more than anything. He doesn't mind doing Zep songs -- he and Krauss did killer versions of "When the Levee Breaks" and "Battle of Evermore" in the Raising Sand tour -- but the Zep diehards don't want new stuff; they want exact copies of the 1973 stuff, over and over again, ad infinitum. Well, I'm with Plant on that one: fark that noise.
 
2010-03-11 11:23:19 PM
bluesbox: He can sing gentle songs and really cheesy versions of Zep tunes with Alison Krauss though, so God bless him, that's what he should do.

Well, he and his various platinum albums and Grammies for Raising Sand thank you for your kind benevolence. (And any opportunity to be near Alison Krauss should be taken as a gift from a benevolent God, not a consolation prize.)

I like Zep's stuff too (well, most of it), but this kind of warped deification of the band never has sat well with me. Basically, it demands that a band and a sound remain static and fixed in one groove and one time, forever. Besides being unrealistic, it's also a sentence of artistic death. You have the recordings they made then if you like that sound; don't begrudge Plant his desire to move on and do different things.

I think it's that aspect of "Zep worship" that bugs Plant more than anything. He doesn't mind doing Zep songs -- he and Krauss did killer versions of "When the Levee Breaks" and "Battle of Evermore" in the Raising Sand tour -- but the Zep diehards don't want new stuff; they want exact copies of the 1973 stuff, over and over again, ad infinitum. Well, I'm with Plant on that one: fark that noise.




Well said. I loved Raising Sand and I also love the stuff he did in Led Zeppelin. What I love more is the fact that he is at a point in his life/career where he can do whatever the fark he wants and people have to get over it. If he never did another Zeppelin song again, would anyone be worse for it? No.

It's deification like you said, but it's also a staunch refusal to admit time marches on....with or without you.
 
2010-03-12 01:14:08 AM
Coco LaFemme: a staunch refusal to admit time marches on....with or without you.

jesus, that's like a description of the problem with the fark music tab in general
 
2010-03-12 02:45:31 AM
doctor wu: armoredbulldozer: Interesting since a lot of Zep's tunes are covers from various blues artists.


Uh, some of them are.


Fair enough, probably a handful.
 
2010-03-12 07:43:26 AM
Forget Mary J. Blige.

When are Dread Zeppelin coming out with a new track?
 
2010-03-12 08:33:39 AM
Rann Xerox: Mugato: In other news, Kenny G. is covering some Miles Davis tracks.

That would be pure, f*cking evil. *SHUDDER*


I'm handing out pitchforks and torches to the masses as we speak.
Let's hunt this bastard down and give him what he deserves.
 
2010-03-12 08:36:01 AM
JesterJames: FTFA: I'm not going to say I've been to their concerts...

Probably because you were like 8 when they broke up?

mediablitz: Who CAN still sing like they did 40 years ago?

Steve Winwood, that's who


*golf clap*
 
2010-03-12 10:02:37 AM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Linux_Yes: that chic can sing.


Led?


not so much. unless you enjoy wailing and screaming.

Ok, you annoying loser, I'm putting you on ignore. You're worse than Phil.


I can't believe it took you so long. Now you won't have to see when he loses his mind in a pol thread and posts about 10 comments in a row, each getting more progressively inane.
 
2010-03-12 11:28:36 AM
seeing how this apparently bothers u so much subby, i offer u the ultimate solution.......dont effing listen 2 it moron.
 
2010-03-12 12:14:24 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: 2wolves: AdolfOliverPanties: She might as well.

Robert Plant can't never could sing worth a shiat anymore (the real reason he won't do a reunion tour with Zep.)

Never, ever, could stand his voice.

Don't make me put you in the ignore hole.


Stating a personal opinion. Whatever the reason is I just can't listen to his voice.
 
2010-03-12 02:01:54 PM
She should credit herself as the songwriter on those tracks, just to make it more authentically Zepplinish.
 
2010-03-12 02:34:44 PM
radioman_: She should credit herself as the songwriter on those tracks, just to make it more authentically Zepplinish.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2010-03-13 09:54:33 AM
Mary J. Blige needs to sit down and shut up. I heard what she did to that U2 song, and goddamn it I wanted to puke.
 
Displayed 50 of 51 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »