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(Some Strutter) Silly U2, Rolling Stones challenged to a "stadium duel" by KISS. I assume the duel is which longstanding, out to pasture rock group can still play. In other news, KISS duels require three participants and U2 will win   (spinner.com) divider line 34
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2010-03-11 01:36:51 PM
That would be cool to see, but on one condition: there are to be sparkly things, pyro, exploding guitars, etc. Then we'll see who "wins". Spoiler alert: it won't be KISS.
 
2010-03-11 01:38:33 PM
Dammit, there are to be NO sparkly things, blah blah blah.

/Me am haz brain not work good.
 
2010-03-11 01:41:29 PM
In before the KISS IS TEH suXXoRS crowd.

And really, this is just another obnoxious thing coming out of Gene Simmons' mouth that we can roll our eyes to and forget, so let's not get too bent out of shape.
 
2010-03-11 01:52:40 PM
tnpir: In before the KISS IS TEH suXXoRS crowd.

And really, this is just another obnoxious thing coming out of Gene Simmons' mouth that we can roll our eyes to and forget, so let's not get too bent out of shape.


KISS still has the desire to play/make money, and they don't sound that bad; same with U2. The Stones were great, once upon a time, and they still rock. Kind of. But in their 70s, they play nowhere near the level they did in the 70s.
 
2010-03-11 01:53:52 PM
KISS Army!
 
2010-03-11 02:04:43 PM
KISS will win. there is no better live concert experience, except maybe Ion Maiden.
 
2010-03-11 02:06:05 PM
*Iron
 
2010-03-11 02:07:07 PM
What the front row may look like
www.kisscreatures.ch
 
2010-03-11 02:07:59 PM
Stones would win because:

A)Quality of music

B)Mick Jagger plays the crowd like no front man ever

C)Keith Richards

/Have seen stadium shows by all 3 bands
 
2010-03-11 02:19:04 PM
Kiss will win after Paul blows the judges.
 
2010-03-11 02:29:13 PM
STRYPERSWINE: KISS will win. there is no better live concert experience, except maybe Ion Maiden. if you're not really into music and are impressed by sparkly things and things that go boom.

FTFY.
 
2010-03-11 02:45:46 PM
STRYPERSWINE: KISS will win. there is no better live concert experience, except maybe Ion Maiden.


Exactly, but I'd wedge Heaven & Hell in between Maiden and KISS.
 
2010-03-11 02:46:26 PM
www.neptunepinkfloyd.co.uk
 
2010-03-11 02:47:46 PM
STRYPERSWINE: KISS will win. there is no better live concert experience, except maybe Ion Maiden.

The dryer sheet?
 
2010-03-11 02:49:15 PM
Celtic Woman would wipe the floor with all three of them. Yeah.
 
2010-03-11 03:54:45 PM
STRYPERSWINE: KISS will win. there is no better live concert experience, except maybe Ion Maiden.

KISS is the only concert I walked out of. I was honestly having a better time tailgating. Four old fat dudes who can't really play their instruments anyway. No thanks.
 
2010-03-11 04:14:35 PM
Is it just me, or do all of U2's songs sound basically interchangeable?

/and I still haven't found where the streets have no name.
 
2010-03-11 04:21:23 PM
PYROY: Kiss will win after Paul blows the judges.

I laughed. And yet, among Paul Stanley, Mick Jagger,and Bono, only one of them ever rode a giant inflatable dick. Hrm.
 
2010-03-11 04:30:02 PM
U2 is one of the best live shows, of any type, you will ever see.
 
2010-03-11 04:35:13 PM
Can the audience terminate the losers with extreme prejudice?
If so, I'M IN!

I don't care WHO wins, as long as it gets traffic moving faster ...

How bout we just skip all the hoopla and kill them all now?

I CALL FIRST IN LINE!
 
2010-03-11 04:52:59 PM
Stones would win.

I like KISS, but I can't think of one band that has continuously sold out as much as they have.
 
2010-03-11 05:15:48 PM
KISS wins, because Starchild can shoot a laser from his eye and control people's minds, The Cat has catlike speed and agility, The Demon has super strength and breathes fire, and Space Ace (Spaceman) can shoot lasers and teleport (and turn into an African American at random times).

The members of U2 have no powers that I know of, unless "smug" is a power.

As for the Rolling Stones, all they've got is one undead, highly-toxic member and a pair of big lips.
 
2010-03-11 05:22:08 PM
AnotherBluesStringer: Stones would win.

I like KISS, but I can't think of one band that has continuously sold out as much as they have.


In order to sell out, there has to be a point in your life when you weren't a money-grubbing whore. KISS has been about licensing and making farktons of cash any way possible since day one.
 
2010-03-11 05:59:49 PM
I saw U2 in Atlanta and KISS in Birmingham last year. While I favor KISS's music (I like both), I would put their live performances even; a push. Both are masters at what they do.

As far as size of crowd, well I will just put it this way. In the BJCC there were a few empty seats in the nose bleeds, huge crowd but not every seat packed. U2 on the other hand packed the Georgia Dome to the rafters. It kind of put in perspective how big U2 actually is.

My only criticism of U2 is they need to add some synchronized moves like Judas Priest and KISS uses. Could you imagine how awesome "With or Without You" would be live if they started it like Judas Priest starts "Breaking The Law" in concert.


Personally for a live show my money is on Judas Priest or Iron Maiden in that order.
 
2010-03-11 06:02:15 PM
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It doesn't matter who participates in a Stadium Challenge...

Pink Floyd always wins.

/ALWAYZ
 
2010-03-11 06:47:56 PM
Gene Simmons....that's enough.

Seriously though, i've seen U2 and The Stones, so it's a toss up of those two for me.
 
2010-03-11 07:53:27 PM
KISS shows are fun, but predictable. You know when Gene's coming out with the fire, when Paul zooms out in the audience, when the blood... Don't get me wrong, I frickin' love KISS (esp. first three albums), but they've been performing the same show since they put the makeup back on in the 90's.
 
2010-03-11 08:01:16 PM
"Alllriiiigght! I want all the good people on this side to say, 'OH!'! And I want all the parrrrty people on that side to say, 'Yeah!'. Alllriiiight!"
 
2010-03-11 09:45:14 PM
ZeroCorpse: KISS wins, because Starchild can shoot a laser from his eye and control people's minds, The Cat has catlike speed and agility, The Demon has super strength and breathes fire, and Space Ace (Spaceman) can shoot lasers and teleport (and turn into an African American at random times).

The members of U2 have no powers that I know of, unless "smug" is a power.

As for the Rolling Stones, all they've got is one undead, highly-toxic member and a pair of big lips.


Let us not forget that Bono has the power to kill an underprivileged third world child each time he snaps his fingers.
 
2010-03-11 10:24:38 PM
 
2010-03-12 03:29:52 AM
..this "duel" should be held on a stage dressed up like the old "rock'n'roll circus"..
 
2010-03-12 03:39:00 AM
Well, KISS might have a shot if they get Bruce Kulick back and resurrect Eric Carr.

/DRUMSSSSSSSSS.....
 
2010-03-12 11:23:46 AM
El Freak: In order to sell out, there has to be a point in your life when you weren't a money-grubbing whore. KISS has been about licensing and making farktons of cash any way possible since day one.

Dude, why you gots to make this argument about their Judaic faith? Keep it secular!
 
2010-03-13 08:55:20 PM
Fark U2 and you as well
 
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