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(My Fox DC) Amusing "ALL RIGHT THIS IS A ROBBERY HAND OVER ALL YOUR MONEY, JEWELRY, AND.....THAT COSMO"   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 34
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2010-03-11 02:34:13 PM
"ANY OF YOU FARKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFARKING LAST ONE OF YA! OH, AND HERE ARE 50 GREAT SEX TIPS!"
 
2010-03-11 03:09:40 PM
I'm not messing around. I hit it and it goes bang. All right?

Now while I'm up here waiting... You. Show me them boobies.

/second joe dirt quote in one day, I'm en fuego
 
2010-03-11 03:56:04 PM
Can you hand me my magazine over there?

Which one is yours?

It's the one that says 'Quiz: Are you a bad mother?' on it.
 
2010-03-11 03:57:12 PM
Banks could easily stop bank robberies, they are just lazy/cheap. One security guard with a gun is all it takes.
 
2010-03-11 04:54:35 PM
Was this during the pre-robbery introductions, or during the robbery proper?
 
2010-03-11 04:55:49 PM
It looks like she could set it off?
 
2010-03-11 04:57:36 PM
BKITU: "ANY OF YOU FARKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFARKING LAST ONE OF YA! OH, AND HERE ARE 50 GREAT SEX TIPS!"

done in 1
 
2010-03-11 04:59:09 PM
Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
 
2010-03-11 04:59:56 PM
And this bag of Huggies?
 
2010-03-11 05:00:44 PM
I wonder if her children are hoodlums too?
 
2010-03-11 05:01:01 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

oblig

/and hot
 
2010-03-11 05:03:12 PM
Yay for me!! 2nd green light.
 
2010-03-11 05:03:19 PM
Dick_McPlenty: And this bag of Huggies?

Hurry up, I'm in Dutch with the wife.
 
2010-03-11 05:05:21 PM
Walker: Banks could easily stop bank robberies, they are just lazy/cheap. One security guard with a gun is all it takes.

Killing customers in a crossfire is bad for business, even if no one is hurt your clientele is deeply traumatized at the sight of the person in line before them shot through the head.

Besides, they want to hurt no one. They are here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero.
 
2010-03-11 05:06:03 PM
i2.photobucket.com

/nice!
 
2010-03-11 05:12:32 PM
amadeo.blog.com
/Not Impressed
//Hot like a Jelly Donut
///DNRTFA
 
2010-03-11 05:15:48 PM
She be soundin black, if ya funna ax me.
 
2010-03-11 05:16:28 PM
ApeMan: /Not Impressed
//Hot like a Jelly Donut
///DNRTFA


Careful. The guys over in the phobia thread may stop by and get all freaked out by this.
 
2010-03-11 05:18:29 PM
TFA: People FOX 5 spoke to were shocked by the string of robberies, but even more so that it's a woman.

"Oh my god, that's shocking-- you never expect a female to do that," one person said.


i14.photobucket.com

I feel shocked.
 
2010-03-11 05:20:53 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
funna rob ya all
 
2010-03-11 05:24:26 PM
Kanemano: Walker: Banks could easily stop bank robberies, they are just lazy/cheap. One security guard with a gun is all it takes.

Killing customers in a crossfire is bad for business, even if no one is hurt your clientele is deeply traumatized at the sight of the person in line before them shot through the head.

Besides, they want to hurt no one. They are here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero.


Most of the bank robbers don't even have guns, like this lady. All they do is show a note and walk out with tens of thousands of dollars. If it's easier to rob a bank than it is to steal a CD from Walmart, something is definitely wrong.
 
2010-03-11 05:27:52 PM
This Cosmo?
www.overtimecomedy.com
 
2010-03-11 05:30:30 PM
FTA:
She is an African-American woman who is heavy set, 5'4" tall and between 160 to 170 pounds.

Uh oh.

thing-studio.com
 
2010-03-11 05:30:42 PM
Noooooo thanks!
www.leedberg.com
 
2010-03-11 05:32:24 PM
Cosmo? No, no. "Jet".
 
2010-03-11 05:34:44 PM
thisdistractedglobe.com

AND SOME SKITTLES!
 
2010-03-11 05:38:20 PM
has herpes
 
2010-03-11 05:41:09 PM
airplayne: ApeMan: /Not Impressed
//Hot like a Jelly Donut
///DNRTFA

Careful. The guys over in the phobia thread may stop by and get all freaked out by this.


I thought about that very thing, after I posted..
 
2010-03-11 05:44:05 PM
www.faniq.com
 
2010-03-11 05:51:51 PM
Damn, MBooda got me by 2 minutes & 50 seconds.
/snooze
 
2010-03-11 06:26:21 PM
I cannot read that headline in any other voice than that of Tim Roth's.
 
2010-03-11 07:24:39 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian: /nice!

orothon.com
agrees

/adopt, adapt, and improve
//yours faithfully, Lord Hill
 
2010-03-11 08:57:02 PM
Came for the lupins, because I happen to know that this thread is the Lupin Express. Leaving satisfied.
 
2010-03-12 08:23:49 AM
How do they know it's really a woman & not a tranny?
 
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