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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Lebron suspended 50 games for steroid use. Cleveland currently on fire   (cleveland.com) divider line 116
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2010-03-11 09:59:18 AM
Goddamn you.

Goddamn you to hell.
 
2010-03-11 10:08:32 AM
You got me.
 
2010-03-11 10:10:53 AM
The anger that I have for you subby is ebbed by +1 I gave you.
 
2010-03-11 10:12:16 AM
Dammit so much, subby.

+1, begrudgingly
 
2010-03-11 10:16:53 AM
Well played sir, well played.


+1
 
2010-03-11 10:17:06 AM
Nice sleight of hand. +1

/An illusion, not a trick.
//Knows what tricks are.
 
2010-03-11 10:22:45 AM
F*ck you, subby. >:[
 
2010-03-11 10:24:46 AM
Oh my god. I hate you. My heart actually started pumping faster when I read this headline.

That's a well-earned +1.
 
2010-03-11 10:31:37 AM
hahaha, my heart actually skipped a beat. Goddamn - good work, subby.
 
2010-03-11 10:33:12 AM
Everyone knows basketball players only get suspended that long for actual murder.

Or not wearing a tie at a post-game press conference.
 
2010-03-11 10:39:10 AM
lh3.ggpht.com

...so I can give you a +1 personally. Funny.
 
2010-03-11 10:39:53 AM
Good stuff.
 
2010-03-11 10:47:43 AM
Wow. After scooping my jaw off the floor, I need to give this a plus one. You got me good.
 
2010-03-11 10:56:14 AM
Hahahaha. Excellent.

+1
 
2010-03-11 10:58:14 AM
This is how you do it without abusing the News Flash tag. +1 from the German judge.
 
2010-03-11 11:00:20 AM
rodriguez from the yankees too...oh noes
 
2010-03-11 11:10:57 AM
Subby, you bait and switch motherfarker.
 
2010-03-11 12:17:15 PM
HOTY
 
2010-03-11 12:29:44 PM
Cleveland currently on fire

How can they tell?
 
2010-03-11 12:30:14 PM
well played, you almost gave me a farking heart attack.
 
2010-03-11 12:32:49 PM
Didn't fool me!

Everyone knows LeBron uses HGH, not steroids.
 
2010-03-11 12:34:25 PM
Hey subby, go fark yourself.

/Our economys based on LeBron James
//At least we're not Detroit
///We're not Detroit
 
2010-03-11 12:36:18 PM
very nice subby. very nice.

+1 internet
 
2010-03-11 12:36:32 PM
Ok subby, you got me

+1

Atomic Jonb: well played, you almost gave me a farking heart attack.

Me too.

That said, fark you.
 
2010-03-11 12:37:38 PM
Count me amongst those that were fooled. My first thought "I knew it, nobody's that good naturally" then I RTFA, and....gawdammit so much subby

Another +1 (you should start a tally)
 
2010-03-11 12:38:23 PM
I don't follow sports all that closely any more, but I was like "How the hell did I not hear about this?"

Nice find.
Excellent execution.

/Probably much like David Stern and half of Cleveland would have done to themselves if this was that other guy Lebron.
 
2010-03-11 12:38:59 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-11 12:39:10 PM
+1 for making my heart skip
 
2010-03-11 12:39:59 PM
gasbanditry.com
 
2010-03-11 12:40:44 PM
zipdogg: Count me amongst those that were fooled. My first thought "I knew it, nobody's that good naturally" then I RTFA, and....gawdammit so much subby

Another +1 (you should start a tally)


Steroids wouldn't help LeBron James anyway. All they do is bulk you up which, in a game of speed like basketball, would really only hinder you.
 
2010-03-11 12:40:52 PM
I want to believe...

Go Mavs.
 
2010-03-11 12:41:22 PM
Hilarious Subby. I couldn't click on that link fast enough, only to be disappointed. I've been on Fark for 8-9 years. You'd think I'd have learned by now.

+1
 
2010-03-11 12:47:17 PM
i will also give you a pat on the back subby

kudos
 
2010-03-11 12:47:26 PM
My cardiologist would like a word with you subby, you magnificent bastard.

/ +1 to you, good sir
// Thank god I didn't read that while drinking
 
2010-03-11 12:48:33 PM
aquigley: HOTY

I don't think it can be since you have to read the article to understand why the headline is so amazing. Great job, subby.
 
2010-03-11 12:48:55 PM
Prescribe a little RTFA. Palpitations should cease immediately.

Man, the LeBron hate crowd was all ready with images and everything, too.
 
2010-03-11 12:50:58 PM
Subby I can only imagine the giddiness with which you typed that headline knowing the response it would get.

+1? No, not today.
+2
 
2010-03-11 12:51:14 PM
fireside68: Prescribe a little RTFA. Palpitations should cease immediately.

Man, the LeBron hate crowd was all ready with images and everything, too.


that made me chuckle
 
2010-03-11 12:52:20 PM
LeBron-rolled.
 
2010-03-11 12:52:25 PM
Nice jerb subby
 
2010-03-11 12:55:11 PM
I had this sudden wave of nausea when I first read it.

I also knew that CtrlAltDelete would be on suicide watch.

Being a Cleveland fan we always know that the other shoe will kick us in the nuts.

/I am a Cleveland fan
//I am subby!
///was tempted to go with "National Guard called to smoking crater on south shore of Lake Erie"
////Thank you all. Had to share the pain :)
 
2010-03-11 12:56:35 PM
Excellent work, subby. Stolen and reposted to Facebook, to horrify all my friends and family back in Ohio...
 
2010-03-11 12:56:45 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-11 12:56:59 PM
Damn it! I was hoping the Magic would have a really easy way into the finals. Now they're just gonna have a kind of easy way in.


/Go Magic
//Mavs look good in the West. Repeat of 2006?
 
2010-03-11 12:57:30 PM
Oh. I thought you meant Lebron James.
 
2010-03-11 12:59:19 PM
Credit really belongs to waitingfornextyear.com

Link (new window)

Excellent image that was my face when I saw the RSS feed this morning.

Excellent blog.
 
2010-03-11 12:59:44 PM
YOU, you, you, you magnificent bastard!
 
2010-03-11 12:59:54 PM
LOL! +1 subby.

Well played fellow farker.
 
2010-03-11 01:02:21 PM
Funk Brothers: I want to believe...

Go Mavs.


As one of the seven Washington Wizards fans in the world I, want to see a Cavs/Mavs finals.
 
2010-03-11 01:07:43 PM
Good job subby. Also:

willicus: zipdogg: Count me amongst those that were fooled. My first thought "I knew it, nobody's that good naturally" then I RTFA, and....gawdammit so much subby

Another +1 (you should start a tally)

Steroids wouldn't help LeBron James anyway. All they do is bulk you up which, in a game of speed like basketball, would really only hinder you.


Thanks for playing. Try again. (new window)
List of NBA banned substances (new window)
 
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