What a shame Bryce Dallas Howard has to wear a fake nose.

Headline made me watch the trailer expecting a biatchin' edit job with dinos or at least a nuke from orbit.

Instead I got suckered into watching the actual trailer for that rotten abortion. fark you, Subastard.

Wow, Twilight bashing. Is it still 2009?

How about that airplane food?

torpid_beaver: Headline made me watch the trailer expecting a biatchin' edit job with dinos or at least a nuke from orbit.

Instead I got suckered into watching the actual trailer for that rotten abortion. fark you, Subastard.

Agreed. This. What he said.

torpid_beaver: Headline made me watch the trailer expecting a biatchin' edit job with dinos or at least a nuke from orbit.

Instead I got suckered into watching the actual trailer for that rotten abortion. fark you, Subastard.

Blah same happened to me and then I read the article. Need a trailer cut with the article's story.

based on a true story

/is it just me that found that bit genuinely funny... oh it was ... oh well

You guys don't seem to understand, didn't you watch the video? If Edward doesn't look at Bella with that sickly look every 108 minuets and push her button, the world will come to an end!



Namasde

ozone: This continues to make me happy:

To be fair, the velociraptor 'shop featured in the article wasn't so bad, either.

I'm sorry, but the Twilight saga can't out gay or out creep Interview with a Vampire. I'm no fan of either but, it was on last week and I tried to watch it (saw it in theaters many moons ago) and WOW!

That movie has more sexual creepiness and out-gays Tom Cruise sitting on Richard Simmons lap during Mardi gras.
Let them have their TWILIGHT, because we had INTERVIEW, which was just as bad.

Heroic Poser: I'm sorry, but the Twilight saga can't out gay or out creep Interview with a Vampire. I'm no fan of either but, it was on last week and I tried to watch it (saw it in theaters many moons ago) and WOW!

That movie has more sexual creepiness and out-gays Tom Cruise sitting on Richard Simmons lap during Mardi gras.
Let them have their TWILIGHT, because we had INTERVIEW, which was just as bad.

I'm assuming you've never read any Anne Rice book. They're chock full of graphic homosexuality.

Did anyone notice the dinosaur in the background of the still pic? And you didn't think this series could get any more retarded.

/DIAF you sparkling biatch

GameVoid: Wow, Twilight bashing. Is it still 2009?

As long as the stupidity keeps coming, the bashing will continue.

Wow, someone in here kinda likes Hellsing.

torpid_beaver: Headline made me watch the trailer expecting a biatchin' edit job with dinos or at least a nuke from orbit.

Instead I got suckered into watching the actual trailer for that rotten abortion. fark you, Subastard.

THIS

brightestfell: i found this while doing a GIS for twilight vs Lestat why it showed up IDK but it's the Doctor so im gonna go with it.

Good call sir.

Would like a word with Edward...

Hell, I bet that tard Tom Cullen could kick his ass.

/M-O-O-N. That spells PAIN.

torpid_beaver: Instead I got suckered into watching the actual trailer for that rotten abortion.

I think that's the next book/movie.

/Can't wait to see how they pull off the birth scene

My trailer would have been 2 minutes of almost all abs, stolen from ab workout videos, with a jpeg of a wolf and Dracula and maybe a girl being beaten from a Lifetime video.

nitefallz: Heroic Poser: I'm sorry, but the Twilight saga can't out gay or out creep Interview with a Vampire. I'm no fan of either but, it was on last week and I tried to watch it (saw it in theaters many moons ago) and WOW!

That movie has more sexual creepiness and out-gays Tom Cruise sitting on Richard Simmons lap during Mardi gras.
Let them have their TWILIGHT, because we had INTERVIEW, which was just as bad.

I'm assuming you've never read any Anne Rice book. They're chock full of graphic homosexuality.

I tried when the movie came out (I was working in a bookstore at the time so I kind of had to) but gave up quickly.
That was messed up!

Tachikoma: torpid_beaver: Headline made me watch the trailer expecting a biatchin' edit job with dinos or at least a nuke from orbit.

Instead I got suckered into watching the actual trailer for that rotten abortion. fark you, Subastard.

Dammit, me too.

At least it did have one funny line:shiatless guy: I'm going to fight for you until your heart stops beating.


WTF!? Seriously, who was writing that dialogue? I couldn't stop giggling, and then I realized that it wasn't edited. Come on RiffTrax, we need you more now than ever before!

/still waiting for the New Moon RiffTrax

Sadly, it's still better dialog than Episode 3

Doesn't matter how much you hate this franchise, it will win in the end. Just pretend to like it and scoop up some cougar/early 20's poonanner.

I hate this franchise, for so many reasons. But I've figured out what I hate about it most. Robert Pattinson shouldn't be playing Edward Cullen. Tommy Wiseau should be. This whole crap fest would make a whole lot more sense that way.
/Oh hi Bella!

I miss my body...mostly the hands

I'll just leave this here:

Link (new window)

It is awesome if you have about 3 days to waste and you won't get in trouble for LOLing at work.

deathbunny32: Hell, I bet that tard Tom Cullen could kick his ass.

/M-O-O-N. That spells PAIN.

That's funny. Never realized they had the same last name.

You farkers have disappointed me.

/link ist heiss, aber es funkelt, glitzert und gleißt gar nicht.

You made me sit through a Twilight trailer, waiting for something funny to happen. I hate you subby.