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(Buffalo News) Stupid New school gym features locker rooms that allow people in the hall to watch the showers. "The first time a person looks in there and sees a naked kid we're going to have a problem"   (buffalonews.com) divider line 180
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2010-03-11 08:11:47 AM
www.groonk.net
 
2010-03-11 08:12:29 AM
Architectural fail
 
2010-03-11 08:13:20 AM
The pedobear has needs too.

/one ticket, straight to heck
 
2010-03-11 08:13:48 AM
Whoops.
 
2010-03-11 08:14:50 AM
Threads over with the Porky's bit and the Pedo bear bit
 
2010-03-11 08:14:54 AM
I could go for some teenage poontang.
 
2010-03-11 08:15:12 AM
Pics or GTFO
 
2010-03-11 08:15:49 AM
Applications for hall monitor positions are expected to soar.
 
2010-03-11 08:16:11 AM
Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.
 
2010-03-11 08:16:35 AM
privacy screens will be be installed at the interior end of the vestibule entrances

Problem solved.
Next.
 
2010-03-11 08:16:39 AM
Okay, which one of you Farkers designed that? The rest of us want to buy you a beer.
 
2010-03-11 08:17:41 AM
Well, now I know where I want to teach!!!
 
2010-03-11 08:19:10 AM
"The first time a person looks in there and sees a naked kid we're going to have a party"
 
2010-03-11 08:19:40 AM
Do any schools even require you to take showers anymore?

In all my years of school nobody did. (except the one year the track coach made it a rule and we all thought he was a pedophile after that.)
 
2010-03-11 08:19:51 AM
Superintendent Pedo Bear is most pleased.
 
2010-03-11 08:20:05 AM
1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

Did you attend Cutters and Fatties Jr/Sr. High School?
 
2010-03-11 08:20:58 AM
Is it a Catholic school?
 
2010-03-11 08:21:56 AM
That just reinforces my opinion that architechs are idiots and more interested in their drawings "looking good" than any kind of practical design. My wife's PEF deals with architects like this and has to argue with them constantly about building entrances, stairwell locations and utilities, not to mention them ignoring things like ground elevations.
 
2010-03-11 08:22:22 AM
Mr. Robo-Pants: 1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

Did you attend Cutters and Fatties Jr/Sr. High School?


No, I think this was a people did not want to shower in the large room with other naked guys.
 
2010-03-11 08:23:46 AM
Are we being uptight again, US ?

/That's fifty pushups for you !
 
2010-03-11 08:24:31 AM
1nsanilicious: Mr. Robo-Pants: 1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

Did you attend Cutters and Fatties Jr/Sr. High School?

No, I think this was a people did not want to shower in the large room with other naked guys.


The only people I remember who showered in high school were jocks. We didn't even have time to shower after gym, but these guys were cutting class and waving their dicks at each other (I'm not joking, one was famous for "the helicopter") in the showers after gym.

But I was really fat, and really sweaty, and really should have showered.
 
2010-03-11 08:24:36 AM
High school girls in a locker room? My cock would be Apollo Creed and my right hand would be Ivan Drago at that school.

1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

I never did. We had a creepy coach who would just stand there and watch the kids who did.
 
2010-03-11 08:26:05 AM
When several board members asked why the entrances were designed that way, representatives of project architects, Wendel Duchscherer, said "Unnnh, Unnnh, this is the best way to look at the little kiddies.
 
2010-03-11 08:26:35 AM
TehNacho: 1nsanilicious: Mr. Robo-Pants: 1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

Did you attend Cutters and Fatties Jr/Sr. High School?

No, I think this was a people did not want to shower in the large room with other naked guys.

The only people I remember who showered in high school were jocks. We didn't even have time to shower after gym, but these guys were cutting class and waving their dicks at each other (I'm not joking, one was famous for "the helicopter") in the showers after gym.

But I was really fat, and really sweaty, and really should have showered.



I've seen that before.
 
2010-03-11 08:27:03 AM
...and Pedo Bear wouldn't be interested, too old. There's nothing wrong with finding high school girls to be hot. You just know better than to do anything about it.
 
2010-03-11 08:27:22 AM
manimal2878: Do any schools even require you to take showers anymore?

In all my years of school nobody did. (except the one year the track coach made it a rule and we all thought he was a pedophile after that.)


We were required to take showers from 6th grade on. If you skipped you got a 0 for the day, and had to make it up. Of course this was in the late 60's, and we all wore onions on our belts (which was the style at the time).
 
2010-03-11 08:29:10 AM
Ahh high school. All the guys always walked past the entrance to the girls locker room hoping the door was held open just long enough. Twas great.
 
2010-03-11 08:29:17 AM
TehNacho: 1nsanilicious: Mr. Robo-Pants: 1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

Did you attend Cutters and Fatties Jr/Sr. High School?

No, I think this was a people did not want to shower in the large room with other naked guys.

The only people I remember who showered in high school were jocks. We didn't even have time to shower after gym, but these guys were cutting class and waving their dicks at each other (I'm not joking, one was famous for "the helicopter") in the showers after gym.

But I was really fat, and really sweaty, and really should have showered.


Yeah, they really didn't give you time to shower before the next class and most kids didnt want to open themselves up to be made fun of for being out of shape or for not have Ron Jeremy anatomy.
 
2010-03-11 08:29:23 AM
I will personally need to inspect the girl's locker room during shower use to assess the situation. I just can't picture the layout in my mind. People say I tend to be a very visual person
 
2010-03-11 08:31:03 AM
I think I know what happened here. The architect's fifteen year old son must have altered the drawings, and nobody noticed until after the project was completed.
 
2010-03-11 08:32:21 AM
pedobearpics.com
 
2010-03-11 08:33:06 AM
I remember when I was in high school they took all the doors off the bathroom stalls. Said it was to keep kids from smoking and wastin toilet paper. I knew some right was being violated but we didn't know wat to do about it.
 
2010-03-11 08:33:40 AM
1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

The only memory I have of people going into the showers in high school was two guys who acted like they were going to make out. But I chose gym classes that were the last period of the day, so perhaps the lack of showering was a bit skewed? (I doubt it)

/if only I knew then what I think I know now...
 
2010-03-11 08:33:49 AM
tirob: I think I know what happened here. The architect's fifteen year old son must have altered the drawings, and nobody noticed until after the project was completed.

My Dad is an architect and if a 15 yr old is smart enough to alter those drawings then I say keep the school the way it is.

Those blue prints are always confusing and the numbers and such.
 
2010-03-11 08:33:54 AM
1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

I don't recall anyone not showering after gym class. Can't remember the teacher saying it was mandatory, but it just didn't occur to any of us to skip it and go through the rest of the day smelling bad.
 
2010-03-11 08:34:08 AM
Honestly, it's people taking showers. Bathrooms in other nations have a hell of a lot less privacy. They have public baths, for fark's sake. Contrary to what subby said, no one can watch. TFA says that the entrance has line of sight so it's possible to glimpse into the showers when the entrance opens. The horror! The mere incidental, fleeting gaze will traumatize the children and make a child molester of any passing adult foreverz!

Yeesh, the more Americans obsess over protecting their children from perverts, the more they look like the biggest bunch of repressed pedophiles in the world (and that includes Japan -- THAT Japan). "If I get off watching children taking showers, everyone must be a pedophile!" What, is everyone on the school board a pervert? That's a lot more disturbing than shower room design.

I'm reminded of a sculpture near Utsunomiya station in Japan (THAT Japan). It features a grown man, a grown woman, a teenage girl, a young boy and a toddler. Basically, a family of five representing the first five ages of Man. All nude. Yes, there's a statue of a nude teenage girl out there in public.

Everyone there just walks past it. No one really bothers to look at it. Over here, it'd be surrounded by PROTECT TEH CHILDRENZ harpies with Nancy Grace sobbing in public 24/7 until it's dynamited to the thunderous applause of helicopter parents. Because the sight of a nude teenage girl turns everyone into Pedobears, or something.
 
2010-03-11 08:34:37 AM
artifex: 1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

The only memory I have of people going into the showers in high school was two guys who acted like they were going to make out. But I chose gym classes that were the last period of the day, so perhaps the lack of showering was a bit skewed? (I doubt it)

/if only I knew then what I think I know now...


What, you would have joined them?
 
2010-03-11 08:35:09 AM
This should be a thread about favorite shower scenes in movies. I'm off to work, so I'll let you guys sort it out.
 
2010-03-11 08:39:16 AM
All of you guys talking about not taking showers just proves teenagers are just a filthy bunch of people anymore. No wonder staph and other infections appear to be increasing.

The architects had an opportunity to design a school with showers that have some semblance of privacy to them. That would probably alleviate one of the biggest concerns for the students.

YOU SMELL. TAKE A SHOWER. AXE BODY SPRAY IS NOT THE ANSWER.
 
2010-03-11 08:39:23 AM
skinnycatullus: 1nsanilicious: Honestly though I cant recall anyone in my HS that would shower after Gym maybe only like 2 people.

I don't recall anyone not showering after gym class. Can't remember the teacher saying it was mandatory, but it just didn't occur to any of us to skip it and go through the rest of the day smelling bad.


I can honestly say I never saw anyone use the showers in HS after gym. Not once.
 
2010-03-11 08:39:35 AM
ChuckECheese: Ahh high school. All the guys always walked past the entrance to the girls locker room hoping the door was held open just long enough. Twas great.

Our laundry room (where we picked up our towels) was adjacent to the girls' locker room and there was a vent between them. Just turn out the lights so you couldn't be seen and stick your face to the grate and it was like a dream come true.
 
2010-03-11 08:40:13 AM
tirob: I think I know what happened here. The architect's fifteen year old son must have altered the drawings, and nobody noticed until after the project was completed.

Sounds like the plot of a zany movie. Is Tim Allen available for the lead?
 
2010-03-11 08:42:58 AM
I'm gonna helicopter this whole thread.

Especially tbernot.
 
2010-03-11 08:43:13 AM
Molavian: I could go for some teenage poontang.

If I'm going to die for a word, that word is going to be poontang.
 
2010-03-11 08:43:18 AM
To save you the trouble, here's a GIS for Girl's Locker Room (Very NSFW)
 
2010-03-11 08:43:40 AM
Way back in the olden days (1977) as a high school freshmen, we were required to take showers. There was a dude that would sit at the shower opening and check off names as we come out of the showers. Once Asian kid would go to the showers, run a lap around the show trying to get wet without stopping, all the while keeping his underwear on. I created a two line poem that some of us would chant while he was doing his lap:

Eye Chye Foo Fang
Ain't nobody gonna see my thang...

/Sounded great with the shower acoustics as he ran through the showers
 
2010-03-11 08:44:25 AM
skinnycatullus: ChuckECheese: Ahh high school. All the guys always walked past the entrance to the girls locker room hoping the door was held open just long enough. Twas great.

Our laundry room (where we picked up our towels) was adjacent to the girls' locker room and there was a vent between them. Just turn out the lights so you couldn't be seen and stick your face to the grate and it was like a dream come true.


LOL! That's awesome! Just thinking about it... oops brb.
 
2010-03-11 08:45:00 AM
What a high school girl might look like:

www.enemyplanet.com
 
2010-03-11 08:45:23 AM
Maybe they could have chosen designs that had doors?
 
2010-03-11 08:47:52 AM
idrow: I can honestly say I never saw anyone use the showers in HS after gym. Not once

That seems so weird to me. None of us particularly liked it (as far as I know), but it was just one of those things that everybody did.

/guess I'm just old
 
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