Dear baby Jesus,

Do not allow Tron Guy to be Captain America. Seriously, no amount of eyebleach would get that out of my head. So no....don't do it.

...Amen...>.>

YEAH he does!

boxiebrown: Am I the only one who liked the idea of Krasinski as Cap?

Quite possibly. After reading the hype of how Krasinski was a "lock" I tried to come to terms with it, hoping he could find a way to eliminate the goofy looks. Never quite got there, so I was quite relieved to hear he was out of the running.

The casting of Captain America should be decided by popular vote.

Subby must be hung like a chipmunk.

Just get the Human Torch and end this misery!

mofomisfit:YEAH he does!

He's gonna have a cameo in the new flim, lucky bastard

wpmulligan: Tron eye-candy.

Olivia...you never cease to amaze me...

boxiebrown: Am I the only one who liked the idea of Krasinski as Cap?

I was OK with the idea, but I agree with the article that he'd make a much better Flash.

I still think that Josh Duhamel would be much better as Cap than Chris farking Evans.

7th Son of a 7th Son: I still think that Josh Duhamel would be much better as Cap than Chris farking Evans.

I like the guy all right, although I can never remember his name. Every time I see him I think "Is that Johnny Knoxville? What's he doing in Transformers? Since when is the guy from Jackass married to Fergie?"

I read that as Chris Elliot ... only me?

I was thinking of that other Chris guy, you know, the one who hasn't done much since the atrocious Rollerball remake.

Requirements for Cap:

- Jaw
- Speeches

Training can do a lot for the physique, but the face has to be there before. Teenage bedroom eyes guys don't cut it, no matter how cut they are. Also, if you're primarily known for comedy, inspiring probably speeches aren't your forte. Exceptions do happen, of course.

Isn't there some young, American version of Kenneth Brannagh?

boxiebrown: Am I the only one who liked the idea of Krasinski as Cap?

i loved the idea and am now deeply saddened by these potential steves

Modified Cornstarch: I read that as Chris Elliot ... only me?


"Really? No... not really."

Mark Valley. Or just stop making comic books movies so I have to cry myself to sleep.

Cena as Captain America or we riot



At least have someone with the right physique to play a superhero for once.

Somebody had mentioned it before but it stuck with me: Jensen Ackles.

Just a thought. Jaw. Speeches. Pretty solid on all that stuff.

I still say Ryan McPartlin would be a great Cap, and fits the role better then some of the bozos they've tried.

Joe Johnston's the villain here. Man makes lousy movies. This will be a lousy movie.

He should have stayed as a production designer. He is a genius in production design.

Chambz: I still say Ryan McPartlin would be a great Cap, and fits the role better then some of the bozos they've tried.

THIS!

Awesome for Captain America!

schattenteufel: Who's gonna play Bucky?

Shia LaBeouf.

poonesfarm: What about Douche Quad Bike?


That was the best thread on Cracked. "I'm not gaaaaayyyy anymooooorrre!"

Paul Walker. Why is he not testing for this part? I've said from day 1 he would make an awesome Cap. Right size, can bulk up, and enough of a name so he's not unknown, but not so big of a name that he'll overtake the part.

TManPsycho: Paul Walker.

The poor man's Matthew McConaughey?

Just a thought but scott speedman could use a role to get his name on the board.

mhd: TManPsycho: Paul Walker.

The poor man's Matthew McConaughey?

Fool! Matthew McConaughey is the poor man's Matthew McConaughey!

To: Ryan Reynolds, cc: Chris Evans

You don't get to play two separate superheroes in a 5 year period.

To: Those who are casting for Captain America

Why are you skewing young?

because steve rogers is an idealistic 20 year old?

sorry, "idealistic scrawny 24 year old"