I predict someone will have a problem with this... Cue the outrage and anti-Israeli comments..

Well, the advertisement works. I'd like to shop there.

In other news, in order to remain in the spotlight, the Dubai police chief released another cool PowerPoint presentation showing 12 new suspected Mosad agents bringing their number to around 30.

The guy is a national joke in Israel.

Dubai, or not to Dubai, that is the question.

I find the Israeli state a very sad reflection on humanity. How can a populace of often incredibly wealthy, educated and gifted individuals be so short sighted as to not see the irony of escaping from walled off ghettos and genocides to being the ones creating new ones?

No outrage but what can one person do but look on in despair of humanity :(

ejwsod36: Dubai, or not to Dubai, that is the question.

FTFM

aardwolf: I find the Israeli state a very sad reflection on humanity. How can a populace of often incredibly wealthy, educated and gifted individuals be so short sighted as to not see the irony of escaping from walled off ghettos and genocides to being the ones creating new ones?

yes those damn jews and their open goal of eradicating Germany and they were busy blowing up German coffee shops and pizza parlors at random. And bombing German cities with thousands of rockets.
And Israel sure sucks at this genocide business since the palestinian population have one of the largest growth percentage in the world.

I love retarded analogies.

Stay classy Israel!!

and then they go and wonder why the world HATES Israel and all that it stands for.


Hey Tatsuma, your boss called and he wants to know if your busy this Friday? He's feeling a little frisky!!!

Tatsuma: I decided not to even bother, sometimes there's just no point.

Yeah but it's fun.

Tatsuma: A racist joke who has banned all Jews from travelling to Dubai

Damn. Got to cancel my summer vacation plans.

I thought it was funny

Observatory: and then they go and wonder why the world HATES Israel and all that it stands for.

Strange because recent polls suggest the exact opposite. Where is this World you speak of ? the islamic population in Europe ?

And Mosad shirts sales are up worldwide. Must be a coincidence.

it's an effort to get people dubai their wares

TappingTheVein: Strange because recent polls suggest the exact opposite.

Where are these polls you speak of?

TappingTheVein: Observatory: and then they go and wonder why the world HATES Israel and all that it stands for.

Strange because recent polls suggest the exact opposite. Where is this World you speak of ? the islamic population in Europe ?

And Mosad shirts sales are up worldwide. Must be a coincidence.

Citation needed.

Cormee: TappingTheVein: Strange because recent polls suggest the exact opposite.

Where are these polls you speak of?

Well the poles have a history of antisemitism...

TappingTheVein: Strange because recent polls suggest the exact opposite.

Um, any of these polls in the countries that had their passports used in the hit?

/just sayin'
//in before the "there's no proof" wharblegarbl
///trolltastic use of the amusing tag is trolltastic

Observatory: Stay classy Israel!!



The Israelis respond with humor, specifically a relatively high form of humor, parody, where OTOH the Muslim world would react in its typical knee-jerk, slaughter-all-those-that-dare-oppose-Islam fashion as we witnessed with the recent incident of the international hit-squad intending to jihad the Mohammed cartoonist in Ireland.

"and then they go and wonder why the world HATES Israel Jews and Judaism and all that it stands for."


FTFY

Naked Hitler: Um, any of these polls in the countries that had their passports used in the hit?

Oh those countries were quite displeased about the use of those passports. But i'm sure in the actual meetings they congratulated Israel because they know this is the way you deal with terrorist sacks of shiat like that fine Hamas gentleman who was, if i remember correctly, in Dubai with a fake passport of his own doing a weapons sales deal.

good to see they're stocking up on "USA" before it's discontinued.

/What the hell is that?

beoswulf: "and then they go and wonder why the world HATES Israel Jews and Judaism and all that it stands for."

These Israel threads are the best. Only up to twenty two comments and we're up to Full Retard.

/gets popcorn
//can feel brain melting already

beoswulf: The Israelis respond with humor, specifically a relatively high form of humor, parody

Righty-ho so they *didn't* assassinate Mahmoud al-Mabhouh?

He laughed himself to death at the comedy show they put on for him?

TappingTheVein 2010-03-11 08:48:01 AM
Naked Hitler: Um, any of these polls in the countries that had their passports used in the hit?

Oh those countries were quite displeased about the use of those passports. But i'm sure in the actual meetings they congratulated Israel because they know this is the way you deal with terrorist sacks of shiat like that fine Hamas gentleman who was, if i remember correctly, in Dubai with a fake passport of his own doing a weapons sales deal.

Well, I for one hate when such a promising bomb making career is cut short. Shame on you Israel, shame, shame.

Cormee: He laughed himself to death at the comedy show they put on for him?

He's probably busy banging his 72 black-eyed virgins, as promised.

Cormee 2010-03-11 08:49:38 AM
beoswulf: The Israelis respond with humor, specifically a relatively high form of humor, parody

Righty-ho so they *didn't* assassinate Mahmoud al-Mabhouh?

He laughed himself to death at the comedy show they put on for him?

Maybe former congressman Massa tickled him to death....

TappingTheVein: Naked Hitler: Um, any of these polls in the countries that had their passports used in the hit?

Oh those countries were quite displeased about the use of those passports. But i'm sure in the actual meetings they congratulated Israel because they know this is the way you deal with terrorist sacks of shiat like that fine Hamas gentleman who was, if i remember correctly, in Dubai with a fake passport of his own doing a weapons sales deal.

Well there's that, and the joy of having the chance of some security guard in a muslim country they're passing through deciding he needs to search in their butt because they might be a Mossad agent.

I guess the people from these countries can go around trashing holiday resorts while waving Israeli flags?

You know, for teh lulz?

Tatsuma: Sad, because I'd like to travel all over the Middle-East, but I might as well forget about that unless Moshiach comes tomorrow be"h

Interesting read... thanks

Naked Hitler: Well there's that, and the joy of having the chance of some security guard in a muslim country they're passing through deciding he needs to search in their butt because they might be a Mossad agent

Well, this balanced out the fact that other countries have to search up your ass if they suspect you are a muslim terrorist.

How long before we find Israelis turning up with the Star of David carved into their foreheads?

Cormee: beoswulf: The Israelis respond with humor, specifically a relatively high form of humor, parody

Righty-ho so they *didn't* assassinate Mahmoud al-Mabhouh?

He laughed himself to death at the comedy show they put on for him?

Probably was squished to death by the 3,000 Mossad agents crammed in his hotel room waiting to talk.

Naked Hitler: beoswulf: "and then they go and wonder why the world HATES Israel Jews and Judaism and all that it stands for."

These Israel threads are the best. Only up to twenty two comments and we're up to Full Retard.

/gets popcorn
//can feel brain melting already

I love the frat boyish farkers that never getting tired of using the same douchy movie quotes and fark memes over and over again. 3 in one post, really?

jpo2269: I predict someone will have a problem with this... Cue the outrage and anti-Israeli comments..

I would have no more problem with them than I do with any other terrorist state. If my country was not arming the pieces of shiat.

Naked Hitler: beoswulf: "and then they go and wonder why the world HATES Israel Jews and Judaism and all that it stands for."

These Israel threads are the best. Only up to twenty two comments and we're up to Full Retard.

/gets popcorn
//can feel brain melting already

I love the frat boyish farkers that never getting tired of using the same douchy movie quotes and fark memes over and over again. 3 in one post, really?

The conflation of the actions of the state of Israel and all Jews all over the world hardly deserves anything more than tired memes and movie quotes.

/has some Jewish ancestry
//yeah yeah, anti-Semite with a dash of self hating Jew

beoswulf: I love the frat boyish farkers that never getting tired of using the same douchy movie quotes and fark memes over and over again.

Yeah! They should be more like you and only post the same one thing over and over again!

Tatsuma, beoswulf...

All this thread is missing now is Gato Negro

Naked Hitler: The conflation of the actions of the state of Israel and all Jews all over the world hardly deserves anything more than tired memes and movie quotes.

Jews who don't wholeheartedly love Israel and all that is stands for aren't real Jews.

TappingTheVein: yes those damn jews and their open goal of eradicating Germany and they were busy blowing up German coffee shops and pizza parlors at random. And bombing German cities with thousands of rockets.

Kristallnacht was in response to a 'terrorist' attack by Jews.

Collective punishment is wrong. End of story. The best you can say about Israel's actions is "they're not quite as bad as the Nazis"

Back on topic, I wonder how Israel would respond to an Arab fireworks company selling their products with advertisements showing Palestinians setting fireworks off over Israel...

aardwolf: I find the Israeli state a very sad reflection on humanity. How can a populace of often incredibly wealthy, educated and gifted individuals be so short sighted as to not see the irony of escaping from walled off ghettos and genocides to being the ones creating new ones?

No outrage but what can one person do but look on in despair of humanity :(

THIS x100

I also don't understand why people look down on critics of Israel. During the 2nd world war we cheered on the Resistance fighting an occupying force, but in the 21st century, the occupiers are the heroes?

Wow. With so much racism & hate, you'd think it was an ad for a Alabama supermarket.

Cormee: TappingTheVein: Strange because recent polls suggest the exact opposite.

Where are these polls you speak of?

...still waiting