LOL

worthy of the dumbass tag. too lazy to put in the pic so somebody to it for me.

They assigned the case to their crack team of investigators.

Genius at work.

Why doesn't it have the Florida tag?

This cries out for a "Dumbass" tag.

Great contribution, Riomp300 .

Is he going to jail after he recovers, or what?

04-24-03 08:05:54 PM Superc
Genius at work.

Maybe cause it was in South Carolina. Just a guess.

Poor people are stupid and they are all on drugs it seems.

Where's our "Carolinas" tag? We do stupid shiat too, especially with all the Floridiots that keep coming up here.

whoops. italicized the wrong comment.

04-24-03 08:07:05 PM Darkhorse23
Why doesn't it have the Florida tag?

/correction

"...and then the 14-year-old girl went and stole my camera while I was taking her picture!"

GoatBoy
Poor people are stupid and they are all on drugs it seems.

All poor people are stupid and on drugs, eh?

What i dilemma!! ill call the commish to investigate. Is detective sipowitz avalibe too?

Your crack dealer running over you in his vehicle is WHACK!

Uhhh, actually, I believe most acts of stupidity in Florida are attributed to chain-smoking morons from the Carolinas.

On a side note, what the fark is a tar-heel?

Thank you, i need to be first sometimes.

Doesn't that dealer know anything about how to treat customers? Well, maybe he does.

So you see my children, Crack is not good for you.........

When we went out and asked crack users about this guy, five out of five crack users we surveyed said:

"DO YOU HAVE ANY CRACK!?!?!?!?!?!"

...and then took our surveyer's wallet.

I hate it when my crack dealer runs me over.

"Ran over him?"
That's another FINE product of the American education system folks!

What's the deal with the new color scheme...? Black names... hmm, I reckon theys used to be red. mmmhmmm

I nominate this man for the darwin awards

Also, if i'm not mistaken...isn't it spelled "Dovatchka"? :P

/Burgess nazi

afterwards he puked up eight bags of heroin

Nevewr had a drug dealer run over me before. I have awakened the next morning feeling like they did.

Took my self a little vacation lay out by the water and the sand
When I came across a little old man looked like he might need a helping hand
He walked right over to my window "you better raise your hands, it's time for you to die"
So I put my foot to the metal,
He got hung up on the side
So I took him for a ride

Yeah

Threw the body in the lake
You know that I threw him off that bridge so far he nearly made a tidal wave
Threw the body in the lake
You that sometimes-in life you got to make a few mistakes

Went on my way back to Pensacola
Steering crooked and grinding out the gears
You know I couldn't believe what I had just done
So I sat down and poured myself a beer

Well I turned on the radio station
They say they found somebody washed up on the side
So my heart sped up to one million
Am I going to stay alive?
You know I better run and hide

Threw the body in the lake
You know that I threw him off that bridge so far he nearly made a tidal wave
Threw the body in the lake
You that sometimes-in life you got to make a few mistakes

I heard on the morning news today
The one they found was not the one I had killed
Turns out that little old man had shot his wife behind that old tobacco mill
So I turned on the radio station
Slammed my car right down into drive
Well I rode right on with my freedom
Its good to be alive when you don't have to run and hide

Threw the body in the lake
You know that I threw him off that bridge so far he nearly made a tidal wave
Threw the body in the lake
You that sometimes-in life you got to make a just a few mistakes

Threw the body in the lake
You know that I threw him off that bridge so far he nearly made a tidal wave
Threw the body in the lake
You that sometimes-in life you got to make a few mistakes
http://www.thecodetalkers.com/

All your crack are belong to us.

Hey mods, aint that a plug, kill it please.

>Also, if i'm not mistaken...isn't it spelled "Dovatchka"? :P
>
>/Burgess nazi

Er, no...

Yay, I love my state... I got to spend this morning pulling 4 drunks out of a flipped SUV and calling the cops...GO SC!

Not the best way to build a loyal customer base.

Devotchka
All poor people are stupid and on drugs, eh?


Yeah sure why not. They smell bad and abuse their kids also.

since selling soap as crack is treated the same as selling the drug itself, i guess the fake dealers have found a new mo. just park and wait for people to hand them money.

somehow i see this as a more effective means of deterrence than the law enforcement approach.

crack free for over 10 years!!!!

late as hell but, but HAAAAAAAAAAAAHaha

Cheesus
Where's our "Carolinas" tag? We do stupid shiat too, especially with all the Floridiots that keep coming up here.

Damn straight. Florida has ruined my city for good. The majority of the wrecks here are from floridians...do all floridians drive like crap, or just the ones that come up here?

That's funny, my crack dealer was always very nice.