Testicles.

How much do you want to bet he had the gun in his waist band?

/only point the gun at something you wouldn't mind getting shot.
//only put your finger on the trigger when you plan to shoot.

well thank god the gun didn't lose any of its outstanding qualities

Guess he mistook his pistol for his gun.

But thanks to advances in stem cell research, and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.

Clearly we need to ban something so this doesn't happen again. It's either stupidity, guns or testicles. Are you a social Darwinist, a pinko-commie-fascist-liberal, or a radical feminist?

Mike_LowELL: "the teen has not been cooperative."

I WONDER WHY?

He can't man up and do the responsible thing.

I had this article submitted last week. And guess who didn't get the greenlight?

\bitter :(

Darwin goes for the preventative approach.

DogsInBathtub: Mike_LowELL: "the teen has not been cooperative."

I WONDER WHY?

He can't man up and do the responsible thing.

Well, he doesn't have the balls for it.

The_Sponge: Moderately Cool Story Bro:

Back in junior high, some dipshiat in my class accidentally shot himself in the thigh with a .22. After missing school for a day or two, he came back. During P.E., he was talking shiat to me while playing basketball.

"At least I've never shot myself like a retard," I said. And then I kicked him in the leg

/He kept quiet after that.

FTFY

/cooler story bro

The_Sponge: spender: But thanks to advances in stem cell research, and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.


Yeah....this dude should not be allowed to breed.

I think he took care of that already.

It is by will alone he sets his ballz in motion. It is by the squeeze of trigger that lead acquires speed, the scrotum acquires holes, the holes become a warning. It is by will alone he sets his ballz in motion.

kayanlau: I had this article submitted last week. And guess who didn't get the greenlight?

\bitter :(

To make it sting just that much more, I stole the link and the joke from someone else I know on a different website altogether. That's how Fark rolls

Best.
Headline.
Ever.

Hate to rain on the nut joke parade, but this happens all the time.

Dumbass thug kids shove their gun into their pants like they've seen other thugs do on TV or whatnot, not realizing that those other thugs do not make the following mistakes:
1. Having the safety off
2. Having a round in the chamber
3. Having their finger on the trigger

Gun goes into pants, finger is pushed up by pants, pulls trigger, balls go bye-bye.

signine: Hate to rain on the nut joke parade, but this happens all the time.

Doesn't make it any less amusing.

gjaszczak: Best.
Headline.
Ever.

Seconded. First time I actually laughed out loud at a headline...

signine: Hate to rain on the nut joke parade, but this happens all the time.

Several people have won Darwin Awards that way.

This is my rifle.
This is my gun.

/amirite?

Honest Bender: How much do you want to bet he had the gun in his waist band?

/only point the gun at something you wouldn't mind getting shot.
//only put your finger on the trigger when you plan to shoot.

how much you wanna bet he was posing for a myspace picture?

Sounds about right for Vellejo, Ca.

You never let me down Valley Joe!

Sherjo311: Honest Bender: How much do you want to bet he had the gun in his waist band?

/only point the gun at something you wouldn't mind getting shot.
//only put your finger on the trigger when you plan to shoot.

how much you wanna bet he was posing for a myspace picture?

People still use myspace?

* golf clap *

TheJoe03: Sherjo311: Honest Bender: How much do you want to bet he had the gun in his waist band?

/only point the gun at something you wouldn't mind getting shot.
//only put your finger on the trigger when you plan to shoot.

how much you wanna bet he was posing for a myspace picture?

People still use myspace?

the kind of people who shoot themselves in the balls do

Baryogenesis
Clearly we need to ban something so this doesn't happen again. It's either stupidity, guns or testicles. Are you a social Darwinist, a pinko-commie-fascist-liberal, or a radical feminist?


UM... AH ...UMM teh stuppiddity thinfg?

Darwin at its fines..

rawkus: TheJoe03: Sherjo311: Honest Bender: How much do you want to bet he had the gun in his waist band?

/only point the gun at something you wouldn't mind getting shot.
//only put your finger on the trigger when you plan to shoot.

how much you wanna bet he was posing for a myspace picture?

People still use myspace?

the kind of people who shoot themselves in the balls do

Ha, nice.

What could be more surprising than the First Battalion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne wing, parachuting into battle with fantastic makeup! And a fantastic gun!

That must be one outstanding gun.

Numb nuts

The_Sponge: Moderately Cool Story Bro:

Back in junior high, some dipshiat in my class accidentally shot himself in the thigh with a .22. After missing school for a day or two, he came back. During P.E., he was talking shiat to me while playing basketball.

"At least I've never shot myself like a retard," I said.

/He kept quiet after that.

===========


Sarah would like to have a word with you. Unless your Rush, then of course it is ok to use the R word.

Ow, my balls

You're not your zoomaster = retard

bigz2k is that you with more testicular shenanigans?!

Pimpin' Dubya: bigz2k is that you with more testicular shenanigans?!

He'd start an advice thread on Fark, first. Then he'd post a picture of it if it was him.

I blame hollywood.

He always wanted to be a falsetto.

I laughed aloud at work

ultraholland

He always wanted to be a falsetto.

And now he'll never get the chance.