He must have been bored.

If I ever try again I will jump off a building.

What a pussy, he should have went death by cop. cops will kill you for nothing, fast.

I sat on a jury for a case like this.
The guy killed his girlfriend with a stool and then drank bleach. He was in a coma for 8 weeks.

We gave him 8 years for manslaughter because the girl had been taunting him with her Arab lover and snapping all of his CDs into pieces.

Don't snap a man's CD's into pieces. It's just not done.

Well then he won't object to the death penalty, yes? I mean at least the state will succeed where he failed.

Would have been more impressed with suicide by drain cleaner.

/Oh the humanity!!

If it's Nickelback or Creed? Then yes, go ahead and snap them into tiny little pieces. You'll actually be doing him a favor.

The English Major: 0Icky0: Don't snap a man's CD's into pieces. It's just not done.

What if it's Nickelback and Creed CDs?

He said a man's CDs.

Surprisingly, Nicolas Cage approves.

He uses drugs, alcohol, hanging, bleach in addition to slicing his neck and wrists? How many fails can a single story feature?

The English Major: 0Icky0: Don't snap a man's CD's into pieces. It's just not done.

What if it's Nickelback and Creed CDs?

VeryRarely: If it's Nickelback or Creed? Then yes, go ahead and snap them into tiny little pieces. You'll actually be doing him a favor.

Wow, that would have been an amazing double post.

This one has all the usual suspects
1. Trailer
2. Alcohol
3. Drugs
4. Video games
The only thing really missing is a coon dog, pick up truck and incest.

well, there goes his shot at meeting Kneller.

/obscure

0Icky0: I sat on a jury for a case like this.
The guy killed his girlfriend with a stool and then drank bleach. He was in a coma for 8 weeks.

We gave him 8 years for manslaughter because the girl had been taunting him with her Arab lover and snapping all of his CDs into pieces.

Don't snap a man's CD's into pieces. It's just not done.

This is why I avoid jury duty where possible.

Pot smoker... figures...



You'd think he'd be all mellow and have the munchies instead.


_/casting

p51d007: This one has all the usual suspects
1. Trailer
2. Alcohol
3. Drugs
4. Video games
The only thing really missing is a coon dog, pick up truck and incest.

The pick up truck was THERE.

Why do you assume that incest was missing?

JerkyMeat: What a pussy, he should have went death by cop. cops will kill you for nothing, fast.

I'd vote for death by snu-snu.



Death by chocolate would run a close second.

vudukungfu: p51d007:
The only thing really missing is a coon dog, pick up truck and incest.

Franklin of the Horizons Survivors Program said Osborn has three children, none with McKay, but they did not live with him. McKay had one daughter, Emilia, from a previous relationship who lived nearby with her maternal grandmother.

And now, next week on As The Hee-Haw World Turns ...

0Icky0: I sat on a jury for a case like this.
The guy killed his girlfriend with a stool and then drank bleach. He was in a coma for 8 weeks.

We gave him 8 years for manslaughter because the girl had been taunting him with her Arab lover and snapping all of his CDs into pieces.

Don't snap a man's CD's into pieces. It's just not done.

And I'm sure her Arab lover treated her with the love and respect that they usually reserve for their women.

0Icky0: The guy killed his girlfriend with his stool

Man, that really stinks.

East Iowa fail trifecta in play?

(See the battery truck article a couple below this one)

SpikeStrip: i tried killing myself by drinking drain cleaner. my son found me and called 911. i woke up four days later with the doctor telling me they had to remove my stomach and intestines, and basically had to attach my esophagus to my colon.


wait, that wasn't me, that was some other guy. whew!

Yeah, funny what makes you "famous", you know?
I mean, nobody else like him (pre-suicide attempt) has all these GI doctors offering to help for free, or have a TV special made about them.

In terms of pain/misery vs. chances of successfully killing yourself, drinking a caustic solution like bleach or drain cleaner has got to be one of the worst possible ways to go.

"Hi, Mom? I've got good news - and I've got bad news."

Clete Orris: 0Icky0: The guy killed his girlfriend with his stool

Man, that really stinks.

What a shiatty way to go.

Farker T: This is why I avoid jury duty where possible.

No way. It was fascinating.
I was lucky to get a murder trial though. It could have been some commercial thing that would have left me snoozing.

Schrodinger's Jump: well, there goes his shot at meeting Kneller.

/obscure

He would have succeeded but he was trying too hard.

/had a better response but it fell under the seat

I truly believe that if you really want to die you won't fark it up.

NannyStatePark: I truly believe that if you really want to die you won't fark it up.

Some folks are just so stupid they could throw themselves off the top of a building and miss the ground.

Of course, he went across the street and not down the block

What, his neighbors across the street didn't have any bleach?

On the upside, I bet his shiat doesn't stink.

Point02GPA: Danger Avoid Death: and miss the ground


Isn't that the way to learn how to fly?

Does bouncing count?

/oops, sorry ... different book.

I tell ya...I came close to getting out the baseball too after dying the 38th time trying to beat Bowser in the New Super Mario with the live-in boyfriend........ he kept falling in the farking lava.....!

Try killing yourself first, asshole.

by "getting out the baseball" I meant "baseball bat" and by that I meant.....by getting out the stool?? With which to .....ah hell nevermind.

fanbladesaresharp: 0Icky0: I sat on a jury for a case like this.
The guy killed his girlfriend with a stool and then drank bleach. He was in a coma for 8 weeks.

We gave him 8 years for manslaughter because the girl had been taunting him with her Arab lover and snapping all of his CDs into pieces.

Don't snap a man's CD's into pieces. It's just not done.

And I'm sure her Arab lover treated her with the love and respect that they usually reserve for their women.

Yes because they must all be the same, right? It's funny. The part about the guy being Arab didn't really have anything to do with the story, yet you're so bigoted, that you had to comment. I mean here you have a story about a guy who killed his girlfriend with a stool, on a thread about another guy killing his girlfriend, and your commentary is basically that Arab people are bad to women.

In 2005 1,180 women in the US were murdered by their husband/boyfriend. If we're worried about violence towards women, we should start by changing that at home first.