Old news, like beginning time old news.

That's like, the definition of a poor choice.

I've been dealing with those consequences ever since I joined fark.

really ? kids need to be taught this vague truism ?

It's not just the headline that's hopelessly vague. In a 148 word article, the first mention of the subject is at word 132.

Now you tell me.

The sky is blue.

Ice is cold.

Fire burns.

Bacon is good.

I don't know. I've had my fair amount of unprotected sex and have no children or STDs.

Pulling out works fine, far as I can tell. The only tough choice is where to blow it. Or more precisely, her stomach or her face.

You mis-used the Romero meme, dumbmitter. But I guess I shouldn't blame you, no one uses it correctly anymore.

"Poor choices can end with bad results"

Or they can end with getting lots and lots of government money. One of the two.

In America they usually end with getting reelected.

CygnusDarius: The sky is blue.

Ice is cold.

Fire burns.

Bacon is good.

Lies. Ice burns too.

Actually, i think it IS important, probably THE most important thing to convey to a child, or even an adult, in life.

Just because something is obviously wrong or bad, that doesn't mean its natively in human nature to refrain from doing it. People think they won't get caught, won't suffer consequences... Humans like to live in the moment.

"Stupid risks are what make life worth living.'

Holy shiat! So that's where I've been screwing up!
I knew I must be doing something wrong.

Honest Bender: You mis-used the Romero meme, dumbmitter. But I guess I shouldn't blame you, no one uses it correctly anymore.

Well, hell - that's kind of obvious, isn't it?

I have no idea who said it but : "Drinking in excess is supposed to take 15 years off your life. Those are the 15 years my kids will be changing my diaper so you can have them."

Up next, swallowed jizz results in no babies.

Agatha Crispy: I have no idea who said it but : "Drinking in excess is supposed to take 15 years off your life. Those are the 15 years my kids will be changing my diaper so you can have them."

I like "Adding years to your life puts them at the wrong end."

//Ia Romero.

Every choice you make has a consequence, some positive, some negative.
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hahaha. Yeah, next you'll tell me water is wet?!

jso2897: Honest Bender: You mis-used the Romero meme, dumbmitter. But I guess I shouldn't blame you, no one uses it correctly anymore.

Well, hell - that's kind of obvious, isn't it?

See, that's just it. The Romero meme has come to be used on obvious news stories. It was originally for news stories about old technology. Like a story about that wonderful new social networking site Face book, only 2 years after everyone and their dog has an account.

dlewis6: I don't know. I've had my fair amount of unprotected sex and have no children or STDs.

Pulling out works fine, far as I can tell. The only tough choice is where to blow it. Or more precisely, her stomach or her face.

That you know of?

Bragging about your success really just tells us more about your number of sexual encounters.

You don't say...

pxlboy: strathmeyer: dlewis6: I don't know. I've had my fair amount of unprotected sex and have no children or STDs.

Pulling out works fine, far as I can tell. The only tough choice is where to blow it. Or more precisely, her stomach or her face.

That you know of?

Bragging about your success really just tells us more about your number of sexual encounters.

this.

got it snipped. no babies.

It's really not a vast array of different girls so much as a number of times with just a few girls. But the facts stand, my research shows the pullout method to have a 100% success rate. Strangely enough, that rate being for pregnancy, STDs and, feelings of success in general.

I'd never get snipped. I just don't think I'd feel like a man if I couldn't impregnate women.

Nothing wrong with gettin a little snip snip...makes sexy time less stressful...no worries about getting a call from Maury saying You ARE the father, right?


/penalty for early withdrawl

Good choices can have bad outcomes, too.

That is the biggest thing I've learned in the last 25 years.

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/at spring training
//damn those Yankees

We all know that bad things happen to people because someone else is keeping them down.

Am I the only one who read that and thought, "So then sometimes poor choices can end in good results?"

Bad... is bad.

Honest Bender: jso2897: Honest Bender: You mis-used the Romero meme, dumbmitter. But I guess I shouldn't blame you, no one uses it correctly anymore.

Well, hell - that's kind of obvious, isn't it?

See, that's just it. The Romero meme has come to be used on obvious news stories. It was originally for news stories about old technology. Like a story about that wonderful new social networking site Face book, only 2 years after everyone and their dog has an account.

Facebook accounts for pets are old hat, these days.

jso2897: Honest Bender: jso2897: Honest Bender: You mis-used the Romero meme, dumbmitter. But I guess I shouldn't blame you, no one uses it correctly anymore.

Well, hell - that's kind of obvious, isn't it?

See, that's just it. The Romero meme has come to be used on obvious news stories. It was originally for news stories about old technology. Like a story about that wonderful new social networking site Face book, only 2 years after everyone and their dog has an account.

Facebook accounts for pets are old hat, these days.

Which is why I have a facebook account for my old hats.

I said cool is the ruler, but sometimes bad is bad.