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(MSNBC)   Have too many rhinos in your backyard? Call these guys to move them them out for ya   ( divider line
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2003-04-24 07:08:44 PM  
Gee, how about if they round them up then run them through the streets ala the "Running of the Bulls"? Entertainment from the WWF? World Wrestling Foundation to wrestle rhino's live on pay-per-view. Rhino's careening, running down Nepaleze monks.

Rhino's Rhino's so much fun,
Wino's Rhino's

/likes the word Rhino
2003-04-24 07:58:38 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I can't even begin to explain all of my problems with rhinos.
2003-04-24 09:34:37 PM  
I don't want to even begin to wonder what kind of pr0n you surf.
2003-04-25 01:48:00 AM  
Kitschnsync: Funniest pic I've seen in while. LOL.
2003-04-25 01:48:38 AM  
WTF! Why are all the names BLACK instead of RED?
2003-04-25 01:49:02 AM  
oh well done sync, well done
2003-04-25 01:49:11 AM  
[image from too old to be available] What would these guys want with rhinos? Maybe the wrestlers can ride them into the ring...

2003-04-25 01:53:15 AM  
Chime said: WTF! Why are all the names BLACK instead of RED?

Perhaps it's because someone spilled beer on the server(s) again.
2003-04-25 01:53:17 AM  
Can they help me get rid of the pink elephants in my bedroom?
2003-04-25 01:54:50 AM  
Aww, MSNBC, showing why they are #1 in news.
2003-04-25 01:55:32 AM  
Get the F Out!

It's WWE.
2003-04-25 02:04:04 AM  
2003-04-25 02:04:31 AM  
i got your rhino right here...
*pointing at crotch*
2003-04-25 02:05:02 AM  
Good! Now I can have that taken care of.
2003-04-25 02:08:10 AM  
Rhino rhino rhi shouldn't say things rhi can't back up.
2003-04-25 02:12:05 AM  
According to the great Zaganza, today you will meet a three ton rhinoceros named desmond.
2003-04-25 02:16:12 AM  
i'm really drunk and i don't care too much for rhinos.
2003-04-25 02:20:23 AM  
Are they 'ugly ass' rhinos?

2003-04-25 02:21:22 AM  
I'm sure just about everybody has indulged in some harmless rhino farking here and there. . . but I draw the line at rhino bondage gangbangs.

[image from too old to be available]

Too kinky.
2003-04-25 02:24:02 AM  
...for those of you who dont under stand wwf dispute, ill sum it up...

[image from too old to be available] > [image from too old to be available]

/nuff said
2003-04-25 02:27:00 AM  
Do they provide a rhino to people that need one for their movie about a rhino that escapes from the zoo then goes on a rampage, but nobody can seem to find it, even though someone would probably notice a rhino in the streets of London if they saw one? It has to be cheap, as our budget only a small community grant from the arts council.
2003-04-25 02:52:49 AM  
I'd like a pet rhino....till it got too big, then id flush it down the toilet where it will grow into a huge mutated rhino.
2003-04-25 04:16:21 AM  
i still think it's weird to see WWF and not associate it with steroid people.
2003-04-25 05:43:02 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
Panda rules.
2003-04-25 06:07:18 AM  
I got rid of my rhino problem the old fashioned way. I dug a pit across the street, filled with punji sticks and then covered it with fronds. I made a trail or Purina Rhino Chow up to the center of the fronds. Nature took its course and I am now Rhino free. Save yourself some money and do it yourself.
2003-04-25 06:10:21 AM  
Oh sure NOW they tell me.

I have wasted so much money on that TV advertised pully and hammock system, you all know the one.

damn infomercials, why do they lie to me?
2003-04-25 06:57:13 AM  
I was always under the impression that ONE rhino was too many. I'm sure all the free fertilizer they leave behind is great for the lawn but for God's sake...
2003-04-25 12:48:41 PM  
Is it me, or do rhino's just look far too strange to really exist? I mean, those legs just don't look sturdy enough compared to the rest of the beast...

[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-25 06:53:10 PM  
Eugne Ionesco surrenders!

30 points if you get the reference...
2003-04-25 07:02:55 PM  
Blah it ate my accented "e". Eugene Ionesco...
buz [BareFark]
2003-04-26 02:54:45 PM  
Who ya gonna call?

2003-04-26 09:13:16 PM  
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