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(ABC)   Fish swim into nuclear power plant cooling system. Were trying to cause accident and increase worm reproduction   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 73
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2003-04-24 05:08:27 PM
I bet they were Syrian fish!

Off with their heads!
 
2003-04-24 05:34:59 PM
 
2003-04-24 06:19:02 PM
In France (whose electricity is 70 % nuclear), I visited a nuclear power plant, by the north coast. I looked down a huge well, where sea water was gathered before being sent to cool the reactor. The guide told us that once a scuba diver was sucked from the sea into that well, and was going round and round, trying not to get sucked into the reactor. They fished him out. Can you imagine?
 
2003-04-24 06:48:00 PM
good job, lot lizard :D
 
2003-04-24 06:51:40 PM
All of the hyperlinks in black are giving me a headache.
 
CB
2003-04-24 06:52:33 PM
Nature goes on rampage, naked people run amok, people spewing from both ends.

News at 11:00

/maybe?
 
2003-04-24 06:52:48 PM
Just think of the new fish we could have had...
 
2003-04-24 06:53:33 PM
Hey, good question. Why ARE all the hyperlinks in black?
 
2003-04-24 06:55:37 PM
Nihil8r

thanks! Any opportunity to plug the Simpsons....
 
2003-04-24 06:55:44 PM
Let me be the first to say--oh, damn you, Lot_Lizard .
 
2003-04-24 06:55:59 PM
Why do those fish hate America so much? We must liberate them from the water....
 
2003-04-24 06:56:28 PM
Yup. This was the funnier headline.
 
2003-04-24 06:56:36 PM
if www.fark.com doesn't like the hyperlinks in black, why doesn't www.fark.com make them red again?
 
2003-04-24 06:57:05 PM
I depend on Fark to keep my life from getting too disrupted.

I love how it stays so unchanged.

Now, I come home from school and my world is turned upside down.

I have a sad life.
 
2003-04-24 06:59:25 PM
What else happened on Fark other than removing the red user names (which I really miss, red makes everyone look special)?
 
udo
2003-04-24 07:00:26 PM
04-24-03 06:56:28 PM Ku_No_Ichi
Yup. This was the funnier headline.

No, ISubmittedThisEarlierWithAFunnierHeadline's was way better.
 
2003-04-24 07:00:53 PM
Well SrWape, I would, but like everyone else here, I'm only drew's puppet.
 
2003-04-24 07:01:38 PM
The nuke plant near my home has a fish elevator that gets taken over by hungry seals every once in a while. And I tell ya, that cooling seawater makes for some choice surf.
 
2003-04-24 07:02:31 PM
I see some links on fark and they're all painted black
No colors any more, they all have turned to black
 
2003-04-24 07:02:41 PM
remember: you can never put too much water in the cooling tank of a nuclear reactor.
 
2003-04-24 07:02:57 PM
Glideslope Now, I come home from school and my world is turned upside down.

I have a sad life.


Yes, you should be out having unprotected sex and experimenting with hard drugs, preferably simultaneously.
 
2003-04-24 07:03:31 PM
 
2003-04-24 07:03:40 PM
This story has made me hungry

 
2003-04-24 07:06:42 PM
Oh hell ya WeeKeef.

It just needs a little malted vinegar on the side.
 
2003-04-24 07:07:12 PM
04-24-03 06:59:25 PM Ninja_Pancakes
What else happened on Fark other than removing the red user names (which I really miss, red makes everyone look special)?


Well, the profiles seem to have acquired a bunch of adverts and stuff. Not sure if I want to change my name to Bill Board, but I guess it's OK as long as Drew is raking in a bunch of additional revenue.

You are, aren't you, Drew?
 
2003-04-24 07:10:32 PM
niknatas

I'm an east coast (of Scotland) boy. Salt an' sauce, please.

/lost everybody except the Glaswegians...
 
udo
2003-04-24 07:14:12 PM
Www.fark.com

Happy now?
 
2003-04-24 07:29:36 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend

That was one heck of a funny SNL sketch. Good call.
 
2003-04-24 07:31:37 PM
I just had fish. But not that kind. Swordfish.
 
2003-04-24 07:34:07 PM
This proves that animals LIKE radiation. All the tree huggers can go home now.
 
2003-04-24 07:35:31 PM
Fission chips anyone?
 
2003-04-24 07:37:43 PM
I smell a cliche being invented
 
2003-04-24 07:38:26 PM
You can never put too much water in the cooling tank of a nuclear reactor ... you can never put too much water in the cooling tank of a nuclear reactor ... you can never put too much water in the cooling tank of a nuclear reactor ... you can never put too much water in the cooling tank of a nuclear reactor ...
 
2003-04-24 07:38:39 PM
When did all the links turn black?
 
2003-04-24 07:43:50 PM
yeah i noticed that too Sixkiller
 
2003-04-24 07:44:07 PM
I'd fish it!

/got nothin
 
2003-04-24 07:44:59 PM
Suddenly I'm reminded of a Kompressor song about ocean fish taking over the stock market because communication satellites were dumped into the sea...
 
2003-04-24 07:48:19 PM
Since when did fish stop schooling and start swarming?
 
2003-04-24 07:55:39 PM
 
2003-04-24 08:01:08 PM
00_ok_00_00

That was CLASSIC!!!

course, cleanin' the diet coke outta my keyboard aint no piknik...
 
2003-04-24 08:05:28 PM
Not often I come up with a pun of that scale...

Let the fish puns commence...
 
2003-04-24 08:07:40 PM
hi
 
2003-04-24 08:08:31 PM
04-24-03 07:07:12 PM WeeKeef
Not sure if I want to change my name to Bill Board


hmmmmmmnnnn....Bill_Board_Wick's_Friend has a ring to it....?
 
2003-04-24 08:11:13 PM
Mutant fish just have no sole.
 
2003-04-24 08:13:43 PM
But the question remains: are the fish gill-ty of anything?

/got less than nuthin'
 
2003-04-24 08:13:52 PM
Www.fark.com:

All of the hyperlinks in black are giving me a headache.

Because you do not have the Opera.

Kaymon:

Hey, good question. Why ARE all the hyperlinks in black?

Because you also do not have the Opera.



Easy on the eyes.

/threadjack, sort of.
 
2003-04-24 08:15:15 PM
I wonder if those PETA people will put the nuclear power movement in its plaice?
 
2003-04-24 08:15:40 PM
Damn stupid "/"s, I'll get even with you someday.

It's curtains for you, "/"...
 
2003-04-24 08:19:23 PM
Slikrx - Loitering. They're pike-ers!

I would have filleted the scene before the cops came.

00_ok_00_00 - I had to look "plaice" up. Good one!

/Toasts 00_ok with his glass of Shad-donay
 
2003-04-24 08:21:33 PM
It's possible than there was a dare between fishes and one of them said: "I dare you to go in the cooling system or are you a chicken?" The other fish, wanting to impress the females said: "Fine, i'll do it!, I am not a chicken!" And there you go...


/wake and bake
 
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