Aw, crap.

You rarely see a thread with 0 comments.

I'm so bored at work, I actually read the article.

What a stuck-up asshole.
/I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry.

poop

Does he like to fark the shiat out of people?

she beefs...and heels it...

34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.

Jezebel the week after the Hollywood Prom is no place for a straight man. Pass.

kidsizedcoffin: 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.

Disturbing, considering your name.

I believe this guy, because anyone who can remember the details of an Ex-Lax commercial from years back is a freak of uncomprimising standards.

This just goes to prove that no matter...you can always find a friend on the internet!

I'm trying to wrap my brain around this... How can you have a fetish for a condition that, by its very nature, means nothing happens? Is it just the thought of someone being constipated that turns them on? Do they walk around with a woodie all day "I wonder if that lady's constipated? Gee, what about her, I wonder if she's constipated?"

It's like having a fetish for airport delays... "Flight's Late?!?! HNNNNG!!!"

On second thought, maybe I shouldn't think about this too much... I'm bored, but I'm not that bored.

FTFA: "I am like a man, in terms of the eternal quest for novelty."

You know, for an article about sexual attraction to constipation, that's pretty profound.

This thread has so much potential.

It seems like his fetish is more based on embarrassed women than constipation.

Its log
Its log
Its better than bad its good

/don't know how to make the musical notes...sigh

DoughyGuy: I'm trying to wrap my brain around this... How can you have a fetish for a condition that, by its very nature, means nothing happens?

It's probably Rule 37, or something around there:

If it exists, someone has a fetish about it.

Someone say Jezebel?

Show me your constipation face. It's like the opposite of your O-face.

So, does foreplay consist of his partner squinching up her face and looking really uncomfortable?

Sapper_Topo: POOP THREAD!

Anti Poop Thread

You know, this is almost as sick as when Bobby Brown was describing when Whitney was all backed up because of her drug habit, and he had to "fetch" it to clean her out.

Christ-O-Mighty...

KentuckyBob: I believe this guy, because anyone who can remember the details of an Ex-Lax commercial from years back is a freak of uncomprimising standards.

Did you not read the part where he says he tapes them? I'd say it's easy to remember if you tape it.

Reminds me of a closing gag from an episode of Spitting Image (look it up)

Dude: How's your bum?
Chick: Shut up!
Dude: So's mine. Must be the cold weather.

Mathematicians work it out with a pencil.

Sapper_Topo: POOP THREAD!

Here ya go:

Farked At Every Corner: It seems like his fetish is more based on embarrassed women than constipation.

Seems like. But he's just focused it on that one aspect. I'm sure if you presented him with a woman who was completely open and non-pulsed about her constipation, it wouldn't do it for him, no matter how feminine she was. Just like he probably wouldn't be as into a woman urinating herself in public or some such...

I am surprised that he doesn't like anal. It seems that this fetish would compliment that activity. Or so subby's mom says.

HuffPo is running nudie pics from Pirelli etc. and now Jezebel is hitting scheisse porn. Next article will be about Cleveland steamers as the search for internet eyeballs gets more desperate by the day. Before long Jezebel will be running video of the glass table trick and calling it feminine empowerment.

Igor Jakovsky:

Its log
Its log
Its better than bad its good

/don't know how to make the musical notes...sigh

HTML code 9834: ♪
HTML code 9835: ♫

Or, copy and paste from Character Map

pcat: What a stuck-up asshole.
/I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry.

If you read the article you would see that he isn't in to that.

Gagggg, hilarious though

I wierdly found myself interested in this article. Then again, I think fetishes of random shiat and phobias are really interesting psychologically speaking.

 
OscarTamerz
2010-03-10 03:27:09 PM
 
HuffPo is running nudie pics from Pirelli etc. and now Jezebel is hitting scheisse porn. Next article will be about Cleveland steamers as the search for internet eyeballs gets more desperate by the day. Before long Jezebel will be running video of the glass table trick and calling it feminine empowerment.


- otherwise known as the cold carl

You know the guy who married a pillow? He seems ok to me now.

My younger brother used to hold his poop in until the juices would squeeze past and stain his tidy whityes. Then he would clog the toilet.

I'm not sure if he does this now that he's married with a kid. He still does OCD stuff.

/did she spend fourty days drinking nothing but Perrier?

this somehow seems relevant to the Jenny McCarthy thread from earlier, something about poop. she made a lot of poop jokes in her day.

I don't have any fetishes. Is that normal?

Joy25: I don't have any fetishes. Is that normal?

So you have an anti-fetish fetish?

Igor Jakovsky: Its log
Its log
Its better than bad its good

/don't know how to make the musical notes...sigh

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syntaxic:
Just like he probably wouldn't be as into a woman urinating herself in public or some such...

I'm curious: Why did you choose that particular example?

Mindbleach mindbleach mindbleach:
First day on the job, the new editor of Jezebel talked about her constipationfeet. Of course, that attracted a dude with a fetish. So she interviewed him while he sucked her toes

/aah that's better

Farked At Every Corner: Joy25: I don't have any fetishes. Is that normal?

So you have an anti-fetish fetish?


hehe, perhaps so.