Sheep's bladders only work against birth defects.

It's the Damn Mayans and their farkin calendar

Is the number of reports of earthquakes on the rise?

Makh: It's only a model.

hey it works for sperm so why not

It's only a model.

/shhhhhhh

We have a system of government based on a strange lady lying about in a lake distributing swords and you're all worried about earthquakes?

Who is subby, who is so wise in the ways of Science?

I read that as sheep's ladders. Don't know why.

I'm going to go with "No"

http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/other/quake1.html

Also, am I the only one who read the doctor's answers with an Indian accent?

/must be that I've just started watching that dreadful show Heroes...

We'd all be better off if the earth weren't banana shaped.

These earthquakes are quickly altering the banana shape of the world.

Are we employing deploying sheep's bladders ...

FTFSubby

Mr.Kleen: We'd all be better off if the earth weren't banana shaped.

8 seconds, damn you.

It's because of a planetary alignment coupled with an increase in solar activity is creating increased neutrino flow through the Earth, in turn heating up the planetary core and increasing seismic activity by accelerating plate tectonics.

Time to build us some arks to save rich people, John Cusak, Russian pro wrestlers and whiny kids.

AbbeySomeone: I read that as sheep's ladders. Don't know why.

They help them to swim upstream to their spawning site.

imprimere: Also, am I the only one who read the doctor's answers with an Indian accent?

/must be that I've just started watching that dreadful show Heroes...

You must have seen that 2012 movie, too.

AbbeySomeone: I read that as sheep's ladders. Don't know why.

I suppose you could make a ladder out of sheep's bladders, but I don't suggest it.

imprimere: Is the number of reports of earthquakes on the rise?

Is our children learning?

//evidently not.

I knew I had to work fast, free_waffles.

Is it just me, or do the numbers seem to indicate a bit of a rise from 2004-08 in the 3.0-5.9 range, before levelling off again in 2009?

Is the number of earthquakes on the rise?

N~n~N~n~N~o~O~o.

Goddammitsomuch.


Stay in school people. The stupid. It burns.

Hold F11

This new learning amazes me!

Sorry about the earthquakes, guys. I was doing some push-ups and the earth rebounded. My bad.

KangTheMad: Hold F11

I LOL'd.

Does anyone have a link to data that goes back past the year 1950? There was a similar discussion on another thread and I couldn't get info from anyone.

Mr.Kleen: We'd all be better off if the earth weren't banana shaped.

I thought it was urn shaped.

Questions, questions, questions. Science can identify three questions.

Could someone explain the bladder reference to us slower folk?

"Time to build us some arks to save rich people, John Cusak, Russian pro wrestlers and whiny kids."

classic quote. that movie is so bad. "humanity" aka saving billionares wtf.

and their 1500 foot tidal wave... went over mt everest.

1500 feet > 20000 feet

Only Haiti's quake was real. The others were shameless copycats.

yeah but the others didn't sell their souls to the devil right?

KangTheMad: Hold F11

Well that was LOL-worthy.

global warming is heating the crusts and causing them to loosen and shake.

"THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF EARTHQUAKES THE EARTH EXPERIENCES PER YEAR IS A CONSTANT NUMBER. A CONSTANT NUMBER MEANS IT IS SCIENTIFIC. IF IT WAS AN INCREASING NUMBER, THAT WOULD MEAN RELIGIONS ARE TRUE."

/stupid sec-fundies.

A result of chopping down mighty trees with a herring?

if we built this large wooden badger...

Ctrl-F banana

Damn.

I have nothing to add.

OMG! It's HAAAAAARP! AHHH! For proof, Cohen once said that evil people were using electromagnetic death waves to cause earthquakes, therefore it MUST BE HAAAAAARP!

/rise up! Wake up, sheeple!
//in before Linux_yes and Bauer

Xenomech: "THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF EARTHQUAKES THE EARTH EXPERIENCES PER YEAR IS A CONSTANT NUMBER. A CONSTANT NUMBER MEANS IT IS SCIENTIFIC. IF IT WAS AN INCREASING NUMBER, THAT WOULD MEAN RELIGIONS ARE TRUE."

Constants.

See also: Council of Constance

Science and religion: Bridging the gap.

Was Jack the Ripper a fifty foot sea serpent?