Oh, of course, the bottom jaw. As opposed to the top jaw.

/there's only one jaw in your body

That bites.

You don't hear much about this kind of thing.

It's like the people who lose their jaw don't talk about it...

FrancoFile: On the plus side, she'll give great bjs.


Until she's married...

Would this help you to STFU?

I_Am_Weasel: You can always get a prosthetics. A good case of mock jaw.

You can always give them a sock in the jaw.

Bottom jaw removed?

Great, now she'll NEVER shut that whore mouth!

Came to make comment about my top jaw, too late.

Barakku: Came to make comment about my top jaw, too late.


That bites, doesn't it?

Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: u can always get a prosthetics. A good case of mock jaw.

You can always give them a sock in the jaw.

You know if some crackhead finds a jawbone around he'll try to sell it at a pawn shop. That's right, they'll hock jaw.

/Does not approve of jaw loss.

I was diagnosed with osteopenia at 35. I read up on Boniva, which is what was prescribed, and never filled the prescription. I discussed it with my dentist, who said that his wife's doctor was being pushed to take it as well. He told me to do as I pleased but that he did not recommend it.

I figure that between 35 and death, I will probably have oral surgery. Most people do.

At the same time, I am the stereotype for osteoporosis: thin and fair and fine-boned.

FrancoFile: On the plus side, she'll give great bjs.

deep throat

.

Pair-o-Dice: FrancoFile: On the plus side, she'll give great bjs.

deep throat

Floppy and sloppy.

atomic-age:
At the same time, I am the stereotype for osteoporosis: thin and fair and fine-boned.

O'rly?

I think kids who are getting bullied at school should be prescribed this hormone in small vials which they could inject into their food. The bully will sustain himself on the nerd's food for some period of time then, when the doctor gives the word, the small nerdy kid would go to recess and break every bone in the bully's body.

Pair-o-Dice: atomic-age:
At the same time, I am the stereotype for osteoporosis: thin and fair and fine-boned.

O'rly?

Sometimes even well-boned, yes.

You know who else tried to remove the Jaws?

/from australia

atomic-age: Pair-o-Dice: atomic-age:
At the same time, I am the stereotype for osteoporosis: thin and fair and fine-boned.

O'rly?

Sometimes even well-boned, yes.

Well then,...how YOU doin?

they answer the problem right in the middle of the article, with a link to Does Beer Help Your Bones?

Well that article sure made my jaw drop!

My one regret is... that I have... boneitis.

pwhp_67: FrancoFile: On the plus side, she'll give great bjs.


Until she's married...

there's always mastication

japlemon: there's always mastication


good one, good one...

obviousfakename: My one regret is... that I have... boneitis.

Barakku: Came to make comment about my top jaw, too late.

And most people think maxilla is just a big fat dude named Max

Needs a little reinforcement, is all.

Pastor of Muppets: Life is just becoming more and more like Sleeper all the time.

/cigarettes and red meat will be found to be the best things for you.

I want my Orgasmatron back.

dang it AdolfOliverPanties, i was so gonna post that

/done in 2

DomColosi: Oh, of course, the bottom jaw. As opposed to the top jaw.

/there's only one jaw in your body

The jaw is formed from the mandible (movable) and the maxilla (immobile).

Not to worry.



The latest hydraulic prosthetics are awesome.

Came for Baron Underbite....leaving satisfied.
Go Team Venture!!

But seriously folks, this woman was on "hormone replacement therapy" (HRT) for 15 YEARS, to treat a "disease" (menopause) that isn't (and never was) a disease, but sells a LOT of drugs.

HRT dramatically INCREASES the risk of breast cancer (along with blood clots, stroke, heart disease, dementia, with countless others being added almost daily), as this woman found out, so she had to quit the hormones, but was prescribed Fosamax to treat osteopenia, ANOTHER "disease" that isn't a disease, but sells a LOT of drugs.

HRT (estrogens, largely derived from the piss of pregnant horses - swallow, baby!) has been known to cause breast and uterine cancer since the 1940's. Yet it was the BEST SELLING DRUG in the world until 2002, when shiat hit the Pfan.

Fosamax (and cousins) have been KNOWN to cause serious side effects (like jaw-dropping) for some time now - yet they remain on the market.

The FDA is charged with making sure that our pharmaceuticals are "safe and effective". I believe the process goes something like this.

FDA: "Are these drugs safe and effective?"

DrugCo: "Well, they're sort of safe, relatively..."

FDA: "Dammit man, what we want to know is, ARE THEY EFFECTIVE?"

DrugCo: "Yes. We stand to make billions!"

FDA: APPROVED

/still no cure for death
//the doctor will see you now

NPR's excellent story on the same scam (new window)