I believe you have my bullets....

He just didn't have enough flair.

So... there are a couple job openings at OSU maintenance. Those are good jorbs I hear. Probably come with benefits and discounted tuition for spouses and kids and everybody.

I would've thought that all of the staplers at Ohio State would be red.

Well, now, let's not go jumping to conclusions.

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."

Die muthafarker, die muthafarker, die!

Is he black? Only black people would get disciplined about being late and sleeping at work then complain about it.

Sounds like a whiny fark-up that snapped.

If the Chinese didn't invent gunpowder, then this horrible tragedy wouldn't have happened. farking Chinese!

Sounds like he will be headed to PMITA prison.

So do we know the guy's political affiliation at all? Because that is the ONLY thing that matters when it comes to a shooting, or indeed, anything in the entire world.

How f*cked up do you have to be to get sh*tcanned from a union gig?

Did he get the memo?

chemrebel: Sounds like he will be headed to PMITA prison.

He gave himself a one-way ticket to slab city.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT is how unfair is supposed to go. Man have I got some clear cutting of human flesh to get started on...

I love this part FTFA:

it wasn't immediately clear whether Ohio State had completed a background check on him.

I'd have to say no, they didn't even DO a background check, otherwise they would have seen his prior convictions

I'm sitting in my cube in the basement and I'm really getting a kick out of spraying for roaches in the dark.

gspazg: chemrebel: Sounds like he will be headed to PMITA prison the morgue.

FTFY


/Since you farked up the quote, I thought I'd at least make it true.

All roads lead to Rome.

His boss shouldn't have told him to come in on Saturday

Could I interest you all in some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

ihatedumbpeople: Is he black? Only black people would get disciplined about being late and sleeping at work then complain about it.

pics or it didnt happen

Trance750: I love this part FTFA:

it wasn't immediately clear whether Ohio State had completed a background check on him.

I'd have to say no, they didn't even DO a background check, otherwise they would have seen his prior convictions

No, "it isn't clear" is reporter-speak for "we didn't ask anyone that question, but we needed to add some words and topics to our article"

Pray for Percy

/Taylor 12

Sin_City_Superhero: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

FIFY

My bets are on an increase in workplace violence this spring.

You're supposed to fire people on Friday and escort them out of the building, not let them come back to work and shoot everybody. Everyone knows that.

karmaceutical: So... there are a couple job openings at OSU maintenance. Those are good jorbs I hear. Probably come with benefits and discounted tuition for spouses and kids and everybody.

If they're like the U of M, you get good medical and dental, free tuition for yourself (don't remember aboot wife & kids) but you have to pay for books and "other fees," and it's damn near impossible to get fired. I had to blow off work for the better part of six months (I was sick and my doctor accidentally ODed me) for them to finally can me.

Which means this guy was seriously worthless if they were canning him.

KiwDaWabbit: My bets are on an increase in workplace violence this spring.

why?

Ouisch: ihatedumbpeople: Is he black? Only black people would get disciplined about being late and sleeping at work then complain about it.

Submitted for your approval: Nathaniel Brown.
Seriously, it really grinds my gears that you can't catch 40 weeks now and then on the job without some corporate brown-noser complaining about it.

Yeah, I sub'd that above but the link or image got deleted..oh well.

He should of burned the place down. Taken Michael Bolten with him.

sweater_pups: did you not see the boobies pic?

:( nope, want to send me a new one? EIP :P

RIP Shooter McGavin

Something tells me Ohio State will be changing their termination policy. Who the fark fires someone at a future date? Most places don't want you to finish the day, they just want you out without causing trouble.

schattenteufel: Ow! That was my feelings!: KiwDaWabbit: My bets are on an increase in workplace violence this spring.

why?


Because he's going to get violent in his workplace this spring.

Oh, not me. I think the guy behind me is about to snap, though.

For one thing, it seems like shootings (school and otherwise) always start up around April when the weather is nicer. But, aside from that, I just think we are living in a climate where more and more crazies are going to come out to play. I don't wish for it, but it's something I've said over and over. There are a lot of angry people with no opportunities out there. Yeah, things have been bad before, but we're also in a time period of self-absorption where people care little about the consequences of their actions. I just think it's the "perfect" climate for isolated violence (not revolution or any other tea party tinfoil hat type stuff) among the populace.

No wonder I'm still here for some reason. At least I don't sleep in class or skip. I make an effort if I'm late by running.