Your mom on the other hand...

"Women may live longer, but it appears men are more likely to go out with a smile."

I hope to go out with a smile.

MoonPirate: If only spell check made sure you used the right word.

My hero.

Is penis going there?

/Hotlinked. Hope the picture stays.

Headline: Older men more interested in sex than older women: Study

FTFY.

Well yes, if women had a dick, or the hundred times sized of a clit,
this would be understandable.

/not an excuse...but still understandable.

rogue49: Well yes, if women had a dick, or the hundred times sized of a clit,
this would be understandable.

/not an excuse...but still understandable.

You mount the woman son

The article discusses 70 year old men and 66 year old women.

And of course has a picture of 2 people in their 30s.

Your mom may not be is the slut we though she was



/ FTFY

austerity101: Headline: Older men more interested in sex than older women: Study

FTFY.

Came to say this

Pictured: What old people might look like

bhcompy: austerity101: Headline: Older men more interested in sex than older women: Study

FTFY.

Came to say this

Unless there is money involved, then I would say it is about equal.

who gives a fark!

/grumpy old man

bhcompy: austerity101: Headline: Older men more interested in sex than older women: Study

FTFY.

Came to say this

Seriously. Hey, women: does it PHYSICALLY HURT when you get aroused but cannot find relief?

Also, all you have to do is wear a sandwich board reads, "I will fark any guy!" if you want to get laid.

Cry me a river.

/or - better yet - leak me a flood

thelordofcheese: Also, all you have to do is wear a sandwich board reads, "I will fark any guy!" if you want to get laid.

Oh I'm sure that would work out well.

/will not try
//aaaargh

thelordofcheese: Seriously. Hey, women: does it PHYSICALLY HURT when you get aroused but cannot find relief?

In a word, yes. Although, in either case, you don't need a partner to fix it (preferable though it may be).

Sex with older guys is way better. Guys my age are all about them and its over before it began.

You mean the gender that can reproduce until death has more interest in old age sex than the one that becomes infertile at 50? I'll be damned.

JavanDane: who gives a fark!

/grumpy old man

Must have one of those wifes from the article.

This is why every time your wife reaches an age divisible by 20 you trade her in for that many 20 year olds.

So this is just like ages 14-66?

OOPS, NSFW!

Older men more interested in sex than older women

Huh. Not at my house.

I got scared by how many hits I got with that GIS

JaneF: Sex with older guys is way better. Guys my age are all about them and its over before it began.

How YOU (cough cough cough wheeze) doin?

forresttriax: playdate: I'll just leave this here.

I only heard of this on this site, people!

Rule 34 at it's best?

Might be NSFW. Not sure...

playdate DID post an "oops nsfw" a couple of posts past the link...geez some of you must have an itchy trigger finger for some rule 34 material!

JaneF: Sex with older guys is way better. Guys my age are all about them and its over before it began.

Young lady, you have my attention.

Still no cure for cancer?

JaneF: Sex with older guys is way better. Guys my age are all about them and its over before it began.

I love you.

/long time

JaneF: Sex with older guys is way better. Guys my age are all about them and its over before it began.

daddy issues

bhcompy: JaneF: Sex with older guys is way better. Guys my age are all about them and its over before it began.

daddy issues

No... She is spot on.

The older men get, the more tricks they learn to make the ladies go all squishy. Add to that the fact that older guys are less likley to fall for the "Big Fake O" and you have a hard time NOT cuming with an older, more experinced guy than with some whipper snapper that is a 60 second ride.

///Bf is 9 years older than I
/// The sex is MUCH BETTER than with dudes my age.

Need Help Soonish: bhcompy: JaneF: Sex with older guys is way better. Guys my age are all about them and its over before it began.

daddy issues

No... She is spot on.

The older men get, the more tricks they learn to make the ladies go all squishy. Add to that the fact that older guys are less likley to fall for the "Big Fake O" and you have a hard time NOT cuming with an older, more experinced guy than with some whipper snapper that is a 60 second ride.

///Bf is 9 years older than I
/// The sex is MUCH BETTER than with dudes my age.

Sex is good no matter how old the guy is. You just have to be able to tell them what you need to get off. Ladies speak up and guys will happily oblige.

farkin_noob:

Sex is good no matter how old the guy is. You just have to be able to tell them what you need to get off. Ladies speak up and guys will happily oblige.

Speaking up is always a good idea. Im with you on that.

But age and wisdom tends to over come youth and vigor in sex as well as in war (From my personal experience at least)

Need Help Soonish:

///Bf is 9 years older than I
/// The sex is MUCH BETTER than with dudes my age.

Find better dudes

farkin_noob: Sex is good no matter how old the guy is. You just have to be able to tell them what you need to get off. Ladies speak up and guys will happily oblige.

Or do that.

Women seem to have a problem being clear about what they want. If you like being pounded doggy with your hair pulled, just ask. If you like being smooched and caressed while being tenderly farked missionary, just ask. Vagina feels good. The longer you're inside, the better it is. Men go for the 30 second fark when the woman is a boring fark that doesn't do that the man needs in order to remain aroused(which is necessary for screwing if you needed to be reminded).

bhcompy: JaneF: Sex with older guys is way better. Guys my age are all about them and its over before it began.

daddy issues

Ixnay on the addyday ... geez.

Need Help Soonish: But age and wisdom tends to over come youth and vigor in sex as well as in war (From my personal experience at least)

Which war were you in? The Cola War? The War on Drugs? And which side did you fight for?

bhcompy: Find better dudes

She's just not into that whole brevity thing.

Need Help Soonish:

Speaking up is always a good idea. Im with you on that.

But age and wisdom tends to over come youth and vigor in sex as well as in war (From my personal experience at least)

I'll take youth and vigor and farking all night.

bhcompy:

Or do that.

Women seem to have a problem being clear about what they want. If you like being pounded doggy with your hair pulled, just ask. If you like being smooched and caressed while being tenderly farked missionary, just ask. Vagina feels good. The longer you're inside, the better it is. Men go for the 30 second fark when the woman is a boring fark that doesn't do that the man needs in order to remain aroused(which is necessary for screwing if you needed to be reminded).

Women are still afraid of being labeled sluts.

Glad to hear, I mean I might scale it back to 2 or three women a night at the same time but I'm happy with the four now.

towatchoverme: bhcompy: Find better dudes

She's just not into that whole brevity thing.

But I did find a better dude... He farks like a beast manages not to be too insulted when I make him bleed, and can actually keep up with me in the sack...

He just happens to be 9 years older than me... And he farks better than anyone I know :)

Good sex is all about good attitude... and honesty... and BOTH parties wanting to go that extra mile to please the other. Age may not have everything to do with that... but its something that most young folk haven't

Need Help Soonish: But I did find a better dude... He farks like a beast manages not to be too insulted when I make him bleed, and can actually keep up with me in the sack...

Well your fun in the sack, decent on the eyes.



/just saying

*Muttering about tyops*

Something that most young folk haven't figured out yet...

IdBeCrazyIf: Need Help Soonish: But I did find a better dude... He farks like a beast manages not to be too insulted when I make him bleed, and can actually keep up with me in the sack...

Well your fun in the sack, decent on the eyes.



/just saying

I have the good, fun kind of crazy going for me though... Im not demanding, not a biatch, not the jealous type... I don't expect my guy to support me...

All I really want is to be farked stupid four or five times a week... and BBQ every once in a while!

//Mmmmmm BBQ!

Need Help Soonish: But I did find a better dude... He farks like a beast manages not to be too insulted when I make him bleed, and can actually keep up with me in the sack...

Hey, hey ... i'm on YOUR side here! Don't lump me in with Junior, up there.

/GF is 10 yrs younger
//I hear no complaints from her
///Mind you, my hearing is a bit dodgy ...

thelordofcheese: bhcompy: austerity101: Headline: Older men more interested in sex than older women: Study

FTFY.

Came to say this

Seriously. Hey, women: does it PHYSICALLY HURT when you get aroused but cannot find relief?

Also, all you have to do is wear a sandwich board reads, "I will fark any guy!" if you want to get laid.

Cry me a river.

/or - better yet - leak me a flood

Yes. Which is why we stop having sex with men who don't bring us to orgasm.