The boss didn't mind sometimes, if she acted the fool.

Wow, more Toyota bashing.

Kyosuke: Wow, more Toyota bashing.

No doubt that this was the car's fault. A Matrix.

/She should have taken the blue pill.

Witnesses say she came out all wrinkled.

You were supposed to step on the accelerator!
Had a chance to make national news...

HumbleGenius: Witnesses say she came out all wrinkled.

Classic!

FTA

Burton-Gorman then either grabbed the car or became otherwise entangled with the vehicle, Monahan said. She was able to free herself, but the car came out the other end of the car wash and rolled down an embankment before colliding with a rock in front of the South Dennis Post Office...

"The Arisocrats!"

Quark_Quasar: How do you accidentally get tangled up in a car?

The girl's got braces?

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?
>DENNIS

Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimber jam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?
>

HumbleGenius: Quark_Quasar: How do you accidentally get tangled up in a car?

The girl's got braces?

Why would she have braces on her dentures?

Vacation!

AmericanGrizzly: HumbleGenius: Quark_Quasar: How do you accidentally get tangled up in a car?

The girl's got braces?

Why would she have braces on her dentures?

Because they've been knocked out of alignment.

Farking woman's confused. She can't even decide on her last name.

All that and she only complains of pains in the legs and hip? She's a farkin' trooper if you ask me.

Reminds me of a fetish story I once read about twelve years ago where at one point, two women tied a girl to the roof of a car and kept driving through a car wash. Hot wax was involved.


/TFA wasn't nearly as interesting
//or disturbing
///thanks for the link that reminded me of this long forgotten super cool depraved story

haha you looked......

At the car wash
Talkin' about the car wash yeah!
Come on and sing it for me car wash.
Car wash yeah!

This thread delivers.

That is a self-serve, small car wash. Typically, you drive up, roll down your window, punch in your code, etc. on the control panel, then hit START. You are supposed to pull your car up close enough to reach the panel through your window. If you are retarded, you can't pull your car close enough, you half open your door and get out of your car, push "start" and you car goes off by itself. You get caught in the half open door and are retarded.

I hate when that happens.

Old people are no good at everything.

jbrooks544: That is a self-serve, small car wash. Typically, you drive up, roll down your window, punch in your code, etc. on the control panel, then hit START. You are supposed to pull your car up close enough to reach the panel through your window. If you are retarded, you can't pull your car close enough, you half open your door and get out of your car, push "start" and you car goes off by itself. You get caught in the half open door and are retarded.

Are you implying a person's intelligence level could be a factor in whether or not they are inside or outside their car as it proceeds through the car wash?

simpsonfan: We are forgetting the real victim here. That poor rock was just sitting there minding its own business, when somebody hits it.

The rock has already hired an attorney. It's evident that the woman chose to roll into that particular rock because it's black. It was a hate wash and roll.

Holy Fark...old people are stupid.

Hopefully it got that mothbally smell out

JC

fatimcgee: Holy Fark...old people are stupid.

Be nice, someday you'll be stupid too.

JoeCowboy: smell

came here to say just that.

A self-serve car wash that will pull a car even if its doors are open and has no employee supervision? I smell a lawsuit.

How does a woman that stupid survive to the age of 74?

Watch out for the hot wax

Green Smoke: Reminds me of a fetish story I once read about twelve years ago where at one point, two women tied a girl to the roof of a car and kept driving through a car wash. Hot wax was involved.


/TFA wasn't nearly as interesting
//or disturbing
///thanks for the link that reminded me of this long forgotten super cool depraved story

I'm disturbed that you remember it was 12 years ago when you read the story...

but the car came out the other end of the car wash and rolled down an embankment before colliding with a rock in front of the South Dennis Post Office

So do all of the washed cars roll down the enbankment and collide with rocks or just ones where the old bag is deployed?

Did she get the undercarriage wash?

cryinoutloud: Farking woman's confused. She can't even decide on her last name.

Well now she can go by her nickname "Waxy".

Because someone had to.

No pics of Al Bundy coming out of the car wash?

I worked at a mini-mart with a car wash and this lady somehow manged to get to the entrance of the car wash, put her car in reverse and gun it. She managed to wrap one of her tires up in the chain-link fence and needed a tow truck to pull it out and cut the fence off. This was a sweet Jaguar she was in, and it was scratched all to hell. I went out there to make sure she was OK and call the towtruck, when she launches into this tirade about how the carwash "shot" her car out of the bay in reverse, and that she wants to speak to a manager about compensation. I went as far as to pull open the giant metal grate, and show her that the cogs pulling the chain that pulls the car through, can only go in one direction, and that what she is saying is physically impossible. She got pretty snooty at that point, and I suddenly became very un-helpful.

Moral of the story is, wealthy old people are slightly retarded because they CAN BE, and they can always blame someone else, or pay someone to fix their retarded error.

burgle23:
Moral of the story is, wealthy old people are slightly retarded because they CAN BE, and they can always blame someone else, or pay someone to fix their retarded error.

one day i hope to be a wealthy old slightly retarded person.

ecalcott: burgle23:
Moral of the story is, wealthy old people are slightly retarded because they CAN BE, and they can always blame someone else, or pay someone to fix their retarded error.

one day i hope to be a wealthy old slightly retarded person.

Two outta three ain't bad.