Prank Call of Cthulhu: Yeah, yeah we know. My girlfriend was harping on me the other day for this same thing. She was all, "I hate to be pedantic, but the correct term is ephebophile--pedophile refers to prepubescent children," and I was like, "Those are pretty big words for a 14-year-old."

The urban dictionary entry for ephebophile: "A pedophile with a thesaurus". Couldn't help but laugh a bit.

Mock26: Does this stupid biatch think that the TSA should regularly scan the computers of their employees? Should the TSA have security cameras set up to monitor what their employees do in the their own homes? Maybe the TSA should put in remote connections to the computers of all their employees so they can regularly scan their hard drives and monitor what websites they are visiting?

I'm honestly not one of those nutjobs that forsee a 1984/Big Brother future, but why not? Shouldn't those in charge of our security and safety be held to the highest scrutiny?

/would LOVE to see this applied to all politicians
//If you've got nothing to hide...etc etc

Mock26: Does this stupid biatch think that the TSA should regularly scan the computers of their employees? Should the TSA have security cameras set up to monitor what their employees do in the their own homes? Maybe the TSA should put in remote connections to the computers of all their employees so they can regularly scan their hard drives and monitor what websites they are visiting?

What? The TSA intruding into personal privacy for the sake of SECURITY?

Unthinkable.

Mikeyworld: FTFA: "Whatever safeguards that are built into the machines are only as good as the people operating the technology," he said.

To paraphrase:
"Whatever safety that is built into the system is only as good as the terrorists operating the technology," he said.

/Dump the whole homeland security thing
//I'm safer with Barney Fife
///NOT taking my shoes off, A-hole

Implementing 2 things will fix airport security:
1 - Roving patrols of 3(+/-) well armed soldiers in all areas of the terminal and grounds
2 - Professional, NSA-trained screeners with some well thought-out questions

Note the lack of technology?

sxacho: fernanernie: Related article, who watches the watchers.
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Wow. That's way more clear than I'd thought these things were capable of. Also, that's a damn nice looking naked woman.

That's your first clue that it's fake. The offensive picture just happens to be of someone who looks like a model.

This dude is farked, but, as to the scanner thingys - what's the big deal? I'm not an attractive man. If this scanner takes a nekkid picture of me, who cares? So someone sees my big gut and little weenie.

Maybe if I was attractive it would make a difference.

Mock26: Does this stupid biatch think that the TSA should regularly scan the computers of their employees? Should the TSA have security cameras set up to monitor what their employees do in the their own homes? Maybe the TSA should put in remote connections to the computers of all their employees so they can regularly scan their hard drives and monitor what websites they are visiting?

That would be a terrible idea! Why would we want to treat an entire bunch of people like they're all potential criminals and subject them all to intrusive searches?

Sure gives you confindence in the TSA knowing a child molester is going to feel up your 11 year daughter before she gets on the plane.

Just would like to see the looks of the perverts who are viewing the body scanner pics of an 8 year old.

featurecreep: Implementing 2 things will fix airport security:
1 - Roving patrols of 3(+/-) well armed soldiers in all areas of the terminal and grounds
2 - Professional, NSA-trained screeners with some well thought-out questions

Add a small army of bomb sniffing dogs that roam the crowds, all pilots carrying a 9 mil, and a few body language specialists that observe the crowds and you have a pretty effective program.

technology breaks down -- dogs just need a treat.

If I understand this article correctly, only pedophiles get turned on by naked pictures of people. So if we can just keep them away from bodyscanners we'll all be safe.

But seriously, I know we're all on board with the pedophile hate... But I really don't see the problem with them monitoring bodyscanners. Imagine all of the porn any self-respecting pedophile has at home, and then take a look at the image produced by a bodyscanner. Who really thinks he's going to get any jollies out of the bodyscan image?

OK.

You have a perv who happens to be a screener. Given the story from TFA, he sounds more weak than predatory. How does this affect his job performance?

The anti-scanner folks seem to be grasping at straws.

cryinoutloud
sxacho: fernanernie: Related article, who watches the watchers.
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Wow. That's way more clear than I'd thought these things were capable of. Also, that's a damn nice looking naked woman.

That's your first clue that it's fake. The offensive picture just happens to be of someone who looks like a model.

Do you think they would put someone from the doughnut thread on there.
Yes the picture is a fake, but we all know that technology gets better and cheaper and within 5 years this is a very real possibility. There has to be a line drawn and it sure as hell come after the technology is put into place.
If you want to x-ray me to see if I am carrying weapons x-ray me like in Total Recall, you want to see me naked buy me dinner and drinks.

TeeJay: Sure gives you confindence in the TSA knowing a child molester is going to feel up your 11 year daughter before she gets on the plane.

Just would like to see the looks of the perverts who are viewing the body scanner pics of an 8 year old.

What TSA employees do in the privacy of their cubicle is none of your farking business.

/Fap

fernanernie: cryinoutloud
sxacho: fernanernie: Related article, who watches the watchers.
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Wow. That's way more clear than I'd thought these things were capable of. Also, that's a damn nice looking naked woman.

That's your first clue that it's fake. The offensive picture just happens to be of someone who looks like a model.

Do you think they would put someone from the doughnut thread on there.
Yes the picture is a fake, but we all know that technology gets better and cheaper and within 5 years this is a very real possibility. There has to be a line drawn and it sure as hell come after the technology is put into place.
If you want to x-ray me to see if I am carrying weapons x-ray me like in Total Recall, you want to see me naked buy me dinner and drinks.

Truth be told, it'd be better if the scanner were the one from Total Recall; all the Martian security folks saw was a green skeleton and whatever metal objects you had on your person.

Brick-House: featurecreep: Implementing 2 things will fix airport security:
1 - Roving patrols of 3(+/-) well armed soldiers in all areas of the terminal and grounds
2 - Professional, NSA-trained screeners with some well thought-out questions

Add a small army of bomb sniffing dogs that roam the crowds, all pilots carrying a 9 mil, and a few body language specialists that observe the crowds and you have a pretty effective program.

technology breaks down -- dogs just need a treat.



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TheShoe: Am I correct in that the only link to the whole body-scanner-dealy was that he works for the TSA? There was nothing to suggest that he'd acted improperly on the job?

Yeah that's what I don't understand, how this has anything to do with the TSA. I mean, how the hell did she wind up at his house? He could have worked anywhere where the opportunity exists to "befriend" a child. So maybe the scanner let him get a free preview, big deal, that's not much of an enabler when it comes to pedos.

Many of the middle age white male TSA agents who works at Lambert Intl look like pedophiles to me! the overweight beer bellied creepy mustachioed kind with plastic rim glasses and uncombed hair or maybe even a ponytail.

When it comes to TSA pukes I would rather deal with the 19 yr old GED graduate than the power tripped middle age guy with halitosis anytime!

Farker T: Security.

Do it for the children.

FTFY

I for one am outraged, no pedophile is going to feel up my daughter.

...that my job god dammit.

So did I miss the part where this perve had access to the scanner? Evaded the rules and was able to record something from the scanner? Violated the rules and, as a male, patted down a female?

No?

So fire his ass and move on. The system works.

Walker: h2oincfs: Adman12: "It's a huge, huge issue," said Kate Hinni of FlyersrRights.org. "The TSA needs a complete overhaul . . . If you have a pedophile looking at those naked pictures, they've got all your information, it's a gross violation of their authority. . . . They should make sure none of them is corrupted in any deviant sexual manner."

I know this is just an outburst, but if we can't keep perverts out of professions as sensitive as doctor, teacher, or even prison guard, how are they going to manage that at TSA?

I like how the comment completely skirts the issue of whether or not there should even be full body scanners.

And the answer is there shouldn't be. What kind of insane world do we live in that in order to take an airline flight you have to show your genitals to a TSA employee?

"Here's my genitals. Am I good?"
"Yep, looks good, go ahead and get on the flight"

And don't believe that sh*t about how the machines cannot store the images. It's already been proven they can both store and even transmit the images. All the guy has to do is flick the switch to "test mode". They will be uploading the naked kiddie images to their Flickr accounts!

Also don't believe that the person viewing the image will never see your face because they are in another room. That may be true in prudish America, but in Europe the guy looking at your naked image on the screen is standing right next to you - and passengers just walking by the machine can see you naked on the screen too.

Paris Airport scanner in action:


And women, men will scanning and looking right at you:


Happy flying!

They won't be scanning me, because I absolutely will not fly. Nor will my daughter.

Must be one HELL of a screening process they got there at TSA. Makes me feel REAL secure.

TSA -- Tits' Slits and Asses

I'm just not ever getting on another plane. I'm afraid of bureaucracy.

Walker: h2oincfs: Adman12: "It's a huge, huge issue," said Kate Hinni of FlyersrRights.org. "The TSA needs a complete overhaul . . . If you have a pedophile looking at those naked pictures, they've got all your information, it's a gross violation of their authority. . . . They should make sure none of them is corrupted in any deviant sexual manner."

I know this is just an outburst, but if we can't keep perverts out of professions as sensitive as doctor, teacher, or even prison guard, how are they going to manage that at TSA?

I like how the comment completely skirts the issue of whether or not there should even be full body scanners.

And the answer is there shouldn't be. What kind of insane world do we live in that in order to take an airline flight you have to show your genitals to a TSA employee?

"Here's my genitals. Am I good?"
"Yep, looks good, go ahead and get on the flight"

And don't believe that sh*t about how the machines cannot store the images. It's already been proven they can both store and even transmit the images. All the guy has to do is flick the switch to "test mode". They will be uploading the naked kiddie images to their Flickr accounts!

Also don't believe that the person viewing the image will never see your face because they are in another room. That may be true in prudish America, but in Europe the guy looking at your naked image on the screen is standing right next to you - and passengers just walking by the machine can see you naked on the screen too.

Paris Airport scanner in action:


And women, men will scanning and looking right at you:


Happy flying!


I'm not to happy about this. No one should be able to see me naked unless I want them to.

So TSA employees can be creepy pervs just like anyone. Whodathunkit?

Kitten = hard candy

Jument: So TSA employees can be creepy pervs just like anyone. Whodathunkit?

yeah, the thing is -- no one else has the word "Grope" in their job discription.

Please post body scan noodz of hot 18+ babes.

TIA

Noble Drusus: Please post body scan noodz of hot 18+12- babes.

TIA

FTF TSA

When his daughter confronted the victim about what was happening as she left her father's room, the victim told her "You'll have to deal with it."

Man, I love that.

I remember being 14, if one of my friends' dads had told me he wanted to have sex with me I probably would done it. 14 year old girls are horny farkers. I'd like to think that the guy would have to be at least half-way attractive, but I doubt it would have mattered.

Still doesn't make it right, the adult should be a farking adult and not take advantage of a teen's inexperience and hormones.

Anyone else notice the logo at the bottom?

He should have stuck with a

fernanernie: Related article, who watches the watchers.

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Notice that they don't explain the images at the top, at all?

here's why

Security theater at it's finest! Also, the whole body scanner would not have detected the explosives on the underwear bomber. So the TSA gets their jollies and we're no safer than before. Also, it has yet to be determined what impact the millimeter radiation used has on cells and genetic structures in the human body. Have fun flying!

I wonder just how many of these photos will have to make it to the internet in order for Americans to say "enough is enough"? Maybe we should have a betting pool.

I'm sorry but I remember having a crush on my friends dads and such at that age, but GOOD LORD he is an ugly SOB. Is "Kitten" blind ? It amazes me the ass these farktards get. They can be as ugly as sin and still get a girl. Why am I single again? Oh yeah, I don't rape kids. Hmmmm.

GIS for "teen kitten"

Walker: And the answer is there shouldn't be. What kind of insane world do we live in that in order to take an airline flight you have to show your genitals to a TSA employee?

"Here's my genitals. Am I good?"
"Yep, looks good, go ahead and get on the flight"

Yet when I offer to show my genitals to the other passengers, I'm the one who gets in trouble for it.farked up country, it is...

Brick-House: Jument: So TSA employees can be creepy pervs just like anyone. Whodathunkit?

yeah, the thing is -- no one else has the word "Grope" in their job discription.

Protocologist, urologist, plastic surgeon, etc. Heck even my GP has at times "groped" me. Not to mention my filthy perv of a sports doc! I go in their with a sore knee and he's basically fondling my entire leg!

OMG I just realized: my masseur and physical therapist... AAAAAH!

/lotsa people "grope" for a living

Lamune_Baba: Walker: And the answer is there shouldn't be. What kind of insane world do we live in that in order to take an airline flight you have to show your genitals to a TSA employee?

"Here's my genitals. Am I good?"
"Yep, looks good, go ahead and get on the flight"

Yet when I offer to show my genitals to the other passengers, I'm the one who gets in trouble for it.farked up country, it is...

You appear to be amking a very common mistake. Other passengers are not in any position of authority, nor are they being paid to look at your genitals. They're just trying to get from point a to point b. The flight attendents on the other hand are in a position of authority and are being paid. So I am sure they will love to see your genitals.

Also, if you listen to the safety brief, they usually end it by saying "Thanks for flying with us and If there's anything we can do to make your flight more enjoyable -- just ask.

Personally, I can't imangin a better way of passing the time on a long flight then showing my genitals to a flight attendent in one of the tiny rest rooms.

ihatedumbpeople: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Philip J. Fry: Not a pedophile.

Yeah, yeah we know. My girlfriend was harping on me the other day for this same thing. She was all, "I hate to be pedantic, but the correct term is ephebophile--pedophile refers to prepubescent children," and I was like, "Those are pretty big words for a 14-year-old."

No kiddin'...hate to say it since 14 year olds are WAAY too young for me, but dang...some of them are as physically developed as college girls, if not more so. Girls weren't built like that when I was in school, and the ones that were like that were RARE.

THIS

If only there were some Authority that could ensure my Safety while I am using Transportation.......

platedlizard: When his daughter confronted the victim about what was happening as she left her father's room, the victim told her "You'll have to deal with it."

Man, I love that.

I remember being 14, if one of my friends' dads had told me he wanted to have sex with me I probably would done it. 14 year old girls are horny farkers. I'd like to think that the guy would have to be at least half-way attractive, but I doubt it would have mattered.

Still doesn't make it right, the adult should be a farking adult and not take advantage of a teen's inexperience and hormones.

Advantage They know exactly what they are doing. Some girls don't fark and some CHOOSE to fark.

I've had to stand naked in front of a girl's mother before. But that just made us be even more secretive, so when we were around each other the first thing we did was fark to make sure we could. And I wasn't the one that initiated it (I just could never say, "No," to her).

Sultan Of Herf: ihatedumbpeople: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Philip J. Fry: Not a pedophile.

Yeah, yeah we know. My girlfriend was harping on me the other day for this same thing. She was all, "I hate to be pedantic, but the correct term is ephebophile--pedophile refers to prepubescent children," and I was like, "Those are pretty big words for a 14-year-old."

No kiddin'...hate to say it since 14 year olds are WAAY too young for me, but dang...some of them are as physically developed as college girls, if not more so. Girls weren't built like that when I was in school, and the ones that were like that were RARE.

THIS

Nope. There were girls like this when I was in school, and when my parents were in school, and all throughout human existence. Aforementioned girl was one such girl. Though it was her creativity and video game appreciation - as well as athleticism - that got me hooked on her: there were plenty of hot girls around, but most of them were boring or biatches.

Now, the "victim" in TFA just sounds like a hussy. And the guy seems to have the same level of maturity as the "victim" Stop treating people like an age and treat them as individuals. No crime was committed here; both parties are just stupid.

There is a cure for the fear caused by this invasive search which the TSA calls legitimate.

Large screen TV showing PASSENGERS live broadcast of TSA screeners body .Taken with same type of body scanner,on large screen tv where PASSENGERS can watch.

You don't get to see who he is looking at.

But if he gets a stiffy-he gets fired on the spot!

thelordofcheese: Advantage They know exactly what they are doing. Some girls don't fark and some CHOOSE to fark.

I've had to stand naked in front of a girl's mother before. But that just made us be even more secretive, so when we were around each other the first thing we did was fark to make sure we could. And I wasn't the one that initiated it (I just could never say, "No," to her).

A 14 year old farking another kid close to her in age is one thing. Yes they know exactly what they are doing just not the full ramifications of it. Hense the AOC laws.

A 44 year old farking a 14 year old is taking advantage of some deep seated issues.

thelordofcheese: Now, the "victim" in TFA just sounds like a hussy. And the guy seems to have the same level of maturity as the "victim" Stop treating people like an age and treat them as individuals. No crime was committed here; both parties are just stupid.

You don;t see problem with A 44 year old TSA security personel with a security clearance etc... farking a 14 year old? mmmhhhhh I do.