A TSA/sex offender thread? Oh boy!

Not a pedophile.

Where he's going, his new nickname is also going to be kitten.

What I first thought of.



/of course it's hot

I love how the solution to every problem in the US is "f*ck it, we need more authorities. Let's create a new agency."

I'm just waiting until all they all start fighting each other.

Adman12: I know this is just an outburst, but if we can't keep perverts out of professions as sensitive as doctor, teacher, or even prison guard, how are they going to manage that at TSA?

I like how the link below the article goes to a teacher found with child porn

Just in time for St. Paddy's. So much for the luck 'o the Irish!

Corruption in the TSA? Say it ain't so!

inb4 Springfield Tire Fire, I guess.

Hot?

I would like to thank the TSA for all the Fark worthy articles they provide, and I propose that they get their own tab, perhaps after "ShowbIz" and before "Politics".

I call Shanahans.

Security.

Do it for the children.

netweavr: I love how the solution to every problem in the US is "f*ck it, we need more authorities. Let's create a new agency."

I'm just waiting until all they all start fighting each other.

It'd be pretty sweet if the FBI started freaking out on the TSA like they do on people with naked pictures of Lisa Simpson

Adman12: "It's a huge, huge issue," said Kate Hinni of FlyersrRights.org. "The TSA needs a complete overhaul . . . If you have a pedophile looking at those naked pictures, they've got all your information, it's a gross violation of their authority. . . . They should make sure none of them is corrupted in any deviant sexual manner."

I know this is just an outburst, but if we can't keep perverts out of professions as sensitive as doctor, teacher, or even prison guard, how are they going to manage that at TSA?

I like how the comment completely skirts the issue of whether or not there should even be full body scanners.

You know how when you fill out a job application they have the little box that asks if you've ever been convicted of a felony and they let you know that being a felon doesn't disqualify you for the job?

I'm guessing TSA apps have a box that asks if you've ever been diagnosed with a Cluster B personality disorder and that not having one disqualifies you for the job.

netweavr
I love how the solution to every problem in the US is "f*ck it, we need more authorities. Let's create a new agency."

I'm just waiting until all they all start fighting each other.

You too? My money's on the GAO. Don't mess with a bunch of lawyers and accountants.

Wonder what is on his computer that he so desperately wants to hide?

Guess he is going to lose his job...

He can alway get work as a puppeteer...

Last One Left: A TSA/sex offender thread? Oh boy!

Not only that it's old male/young girl.

Who has the the sex offender graph image?

Am I correct in that the only link to the whole body-scanner-dealy was that he works for the TSA? There was nothing to suggest that he'd acted improperly on the job?

I think that we don't want these people out in the population in any case and his job in the TSA is just a detail being played up to suit the ACLU-privacy-'oh noes' angle.

The pic in the sidebar... total farking pervert. Would you let that dude touch your daughter?

So someone that is not a pedo taking naked pictures of you is fine?

When his daughter confronted the victim about what was happening as she left her father's room, the victim told her "You'll have to deal with it."

What a victim may sound like.

They should make sure none of them is corrupted in any deviant sexual manner."

Sounds pretty straight forward. I can't see any problems with this methodology.

netweavr: I love how the solution to every problem in the US is "f*ck it, we need more authorities. Let's create a new agency."

I'm just waiting until all they all start fighting each other.

This.

It's like Department of Homeland Security in general (including TSA). I thought we already had some big governmental department that was responsible for defending the country. Like... um... a defense department... Department of Defense? That sounds pretty official. They should go with that.

Related article, who watches the watchers.

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What about shoe fetishists handling the security tub o' shoes?

With all the wonderful things we can do with computer graphics, couldn't the scanners show a generic body image (possibly corrected for height/weight) with the guns, knives, and other objects placed in the approximate positions? It's not like the images now have enough detail to interest most people.

Right through the scanner please

Philip J. Fry: Not a pedophile.

Yeah, yeah we know. My girlfriend was harping on me the other day for this same thing. She was all, "I hate to be pedantic, but the correct term is ephebophile--pedophile refers to prepubescent children," and I was like, "Those are pretty big words for a 14-year-old."

I love how the solution to every problem in the US is "f*ck it, we need more authorities. Let's create a new agency."

I'm just waiting until all they all start fighting each other.

The FBI and CIA have been at each other since their creation. Instead of working together, they withhold information from each other and put up obstacles to slow each other down.

My wife's name is Kitten so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/She's 42 though

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Philip J. Fry: Not a pedophile.

Yeah, yeah we know. My girlfriend was harping on me the other day for this same thing. She was all, "I hate to be pedantic, but the correct term is ephebophile--pedophile refers to prepubescent children," and I was like, "Those are pretty big words for a 14-year-old."

Cue: Fry

FTA: "They should make sure none of them is corrupted in any deviant sexual manner."

I'd give odds this woman doesn't blow and hasn't been laid in 3 years.

The perp? Leave him in a room with the girl's father; I'll bring the popcorn, you bring the mop.

fernanernie: Related article, who watches the watchers.

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Wow. That's way more clear than I'd thought these things were capable of. Also, that's a damn nice looking naked woman.

I liked the way they rapped it up..
FTFA-
"Shanahan fled the state last week, prosecutors said, sending his ex wife a text asking her to get rid of his computer, adding "I (expletive) up bad."

At this point, I say just fire them all, do away with all screening and let the passengers deal with the hijackers.

Hi -- I am Mohammad and I have a bom... Bang, Bang,BangBangBangBang...

Shot 6 times by four differnet passengers. Plane landed at it's destination on time.

now I know that, that is not going to happen -- soooo, how about we do away with pat downs, the naked scanners, banning drinks and just deploy a small army of bomb sniffing dogs. Personally, I would rather have one of these dogs humping my leg then let TSA pat me down.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Philip J. Fry: Not a pedophile.

Yeah, yeah we know. My girlfriend was harping on me the other day for this same thing. She was all, "I hate to be pedantic, but the correct term is ephebophile--pedophile refers to prepubescent children," and I was like, "Those are pretty big words for a 14-year-old."

No kiddin'...hate to say it since 14 year olds are WAAY too young for me, but dang...some of them are as physically developed as college girls, if not more so. Girls weren't built like that when I was in school, and the ones that were like that were RARE.

People are so farkin' stupid! Case in point the person who said this: "The TSA needs a complete overhaul . . . If you have a pedophile looking at those naked pictures, they've got all your information, it's a gross violation of their authority. . . . They should make sure none of them is corrupted in any deviant sexual manner." How farkin' stupid can someone be?!?!?!?!

Unless the person had been arrested, convicted, and registered as a sex offender then how in all of Hades is the TSA supposed to know that someone is a sexual deviant? Does this stupid biatch think that the TSA should regularly scan the computers of their employees? Should the TSA have security cameras set up to monitor what their employees do in the their own homes? Maybe the TSA should put in remote connections to the computers of all their employees so they can regularly scan their hard drives and monitor what websites they are visiting?

I am not defending this sicko in any way, shape, or form, but if there was no criminal record and if he was able to hide his child pornography habit then there is absolutely no way that the TSA can be blamed for this! It is not like they can do a blood test that tells if someone is into children or young teenagers!

sxacho: fernanernie: Related article, who watches the watchers.

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Wow. That's way more clear than I'd thought these things were capable of. Also, that's a damn nice looking naked woman.

It's also a faked, or 'simulated' picture.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Philip J. Fry: Not a pedophile.

Yeah, yeah we know. My girlfriend was harping on me the other day for this same thing. She was all, "I hate to be pedantic, but the correct term is ephebophile--pedophile refers to prepubescent children," and I was like, "Those are pretty big words for a 14-year-old."

*golf clap*

wiregeek: sxacho: fernanernie: Related article, who watches the watchers.

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Wow. That's way more clear than I'd thought these things were capable of. Also, that's a damn nice looking naked woman.

It's also a faked, or 'simulated' picture.

I agree -- fap fap fap,

now imagine it on large screen with much better clarity -- fapfapfapfap...

Guess she gave up on Robin.

/not obscure, I hope

Jamdug!: wiregeek: sxacho: fernanernie: Related article, who watches the watchers.

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Wow. That's way more clear than I'd thought these things were capable of. Also, that's a damn nice looking naked woman.

It's also a faked, or 'simulated' picture.

yeah there was a thread about that picture a couple of months ago. Snopes might have something on it.

So it's OK if I fake or simulate spank to it?

macadamnut: When his daughter confronted the victim about what was happening as she left her father's room, the victim told her "You'll have to deal with it."

What a victim may sound like.

THIS.

that line stood out in the article. Inappropriate and weird the guy may be, I'm not sure the label of victim is correct

FTFA: "Whatever safeguards that are built into the machines are only as good as the people operating the technology," he said.

To paraphrase:
"Whatever safety that is built into the system is only as good as the terrorists operating the technology," he said.

/Dump the whole homeland security thing
//I'm safer with Barney Fife
///NOT taking my shoes off, A-hole

This really would have never came out to the public if he just asked his daughter to join in on a three-way.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Yeah, yeah we know. My girlfriend was harping on me the other day for this same thing. She was all, "I hate to be pedantic, but the correct term is ephebophile--pedophile refers to prepubescent children," and I was like, "Those are pretty big words for a 14-year-old."

The urban dictionary entry for ephebophile: "A pedophile with a thesaurus". Couldn't help but laugh a bit.

Mock26: Does this stupid biatch think that the TSA should regularly scan the computers of their employees? Should the TSA have security cameras set up to monitor what their employees do in the their own homes? Maybe the TSA should put in remote connections to the computers of all their employees so they can regularly scan their hard drives and monitor what websites they are visiting?

I'm honestly not one of those nutjobs that forsee a 1984/Big Brother future, but why not? Shouldn't those in charge of our security and safety be held to the highest scrutiny?

/would LOVE to see this applied to all politicians
//If you've got nothing to hide...etc etc