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(Detroit Free Press) Dumbass Cool: Teacher gives classroom full of students a lesson in structural integrity. Not so cool: she was driving her jeep at the time   (freep.com) divider line 26
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2010-03-10 08:56:20 AM
What the hell!? Toyota is responsible for Jeeps too?
 
2010-03-10 09:14:13 AM
Possession of a car within 1000' of a school? Isn't that a serious crime?

Oh, wait, that only applies to SOME deadly weapons.

/too obvious troll is too obvious
 
2010-03-10 12:04:26 PM
Yeah, but was she farkable?
 
2010-03-10 12:10:57 PM
I_Am_Weasel: What the hell!? Toyota is responsible for Jeeps too?

If she were driving a Toyota, it would have most certainly been the car's fault. I guess we just have to chalk this one up to women drivers?
 
2010-03-10 12:12:17 PM
It was a Muslim preschool. 3/10. Never Forget.
 
2010-03-10 12:12:53 PM
This is what happens when you take away Muslims' camels and give them cars.
 
2010-03-10 12:16:15 PM
This was not a lesson in structural integrity. This was a lesson in 3D visual effects!
 
2010-03-10 12:18:39 PM
She bent that metal post right over. What kind of "traffic barriers" will they need to install next?
 
2010-03-10 12:18:45 PM
I've thought about doing this on purpose.
 
2010-03-10 12:19:39 PM
Well at least she admitted to hitting the gas instead of the brake! So that is good.
 
2010-03-10 12:26:07 PM
oldpickupguy: This is what happens when you take away Muslims' camels and give them cars.

Just try getting a Jeep through the eye of the needle
 
2010-03-10 12:27:49 PM
TCManger: Right = gas
Left = brake

You would be surprised how many otherwise educated women do not understand this.


Every time I see "accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake" in a news story, I have a very small seizure. How the hell do people do that?
 
2010-03-10 12:37:01 PM
discgolfguru: TCManger: Right = gas
Left = brake

You would be surprised how many otherwise educated women do not understand this.

Every time I see "accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake" in a news story, I have a very small seizure. How the hell do people do that?


Ive never done that but I have had my foot slip off the brake and onto the gas. I jumped a sidewalk and ran into the side of a convenience store. Didnt go through it but hit it hard enough to knock the candy shelves down. White Jeep too.........odd.
 
2010-03-10 12:38:25 PM
But would she hit it again?
 
2010-03-10 12:43:18 PM
Drives a Jeep through a school and only hits 6 kids? Must have been a Detroit Public School.
 
2010-03-10 12:43:22 PM
Good to know those yellow posts do such a great job of stopping a runaway vehicle. /sarcasm.

Seriously, tho, WTF? They've got poles that shoot out of the ground in Europe and can lift a truck off the ground and stop it cold without sustaining the least bit of damage. Surely, it can't be that hard to install effective, non-moving posts at a fraction of the cost. Wish I could find a pic of a big truck hung up on one of those poles.

Ah. Retractable bollards. That's the ticket. So if they can make retractable ones that can stop a vehicle the size of an SUV or delivery van or a freakin' bus without getting damaged, you'd think it'd be even easier to set up fixed bollards that can stop a vehicle.

m.gmgrd.co.uk

/hot like a rising bollard
//bollard
 
2010-03-10 12:45:20 PM
"He will, God willing, get right over this," his mother said. "The school did a tremendous job of handling this."

"God Willing" is slang for "somebody is getting sued"
 
2010-03-10 12:54:05 PM
Huda School and Montessori, founded in 1988, is a K-8 Islamic parochial school with 310 students,

This is what happens when you let women rug riders drive cars. At least she wasn't driving an airliner.
 
2010-03-10 12:54:24 PM
probesport: "He will, God willing, get right over this," his mother said. "The school did a tremendous job of handling this."

"God Willing" is slang for "somebody is getting sued"


Actually, I was thinking that that was remarkably reasonable and even-tempered of that mother...she really should have thrown in some ululating and a "death to the Great Satan!" though...
 
2010-03-10 12:59:34 PM
"she was driving"


In the school kitchen?
 
2010-03-10 01:33:14 PM
OscarTamerz: This is what happens when you let women rug riders drive cars.

Somebody had to say it.
 
2010-03-10 01:45:52 PM
DrHST: It was a Muslim preschool. 3/10. Never Forget.

Hmmm....3/10 a date, or the poster's self assessment of his own trolling effort....you decide.

/could have the same effect plowing a 7/11
 
2010-03-10 01:58:29 PM
Maybe her burka got in the way and she couldn't see? Or it got wedged in the accelator? Geesh, give the rag head a break.
 
2010-03-10 02:06:26 PM
OscarTamerz:
This is what happens when you let women rug riders drive cars. At least she wasn't driving an airliner.


What makes you think that she is a lesbian?
 
2010-03-10 02:34:19 PM
useless yellow things.
 
2010-03-10 02:37:09 PM
TCManger: Right = gas
Left = brake

You would be surprised how many otherwise educated women do not understand this.


No, Left = clutch.

You would be surprised how many otherwise educated farkers do not understand this.
 
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