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(New York Daily News) Unlikely Prosecutor says that ex-sportscaster was so anxious to help a 14-year old girl in distress that he asked her pimp if he could get with her again   (nydailynews.com) divider line 69
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ne2d
2010-03-10 09:47:20 AM
He was charged Tuesday with rape, patronizing a prostitute and endangering the welfare of a child, charges that carry up to seven years in prison.

It's a good thing he didn't have any pot on him at the time, or he'd be facing twice that, at least.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 10:20:25 AM
He's at the twenty twenty, the thirty! Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk! the fourty, the thirty, June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body! TOUCH DOWN!
 
Adman12 [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 10:46:18 AM
ne2d: It's a good thing he didn't have any pot on him at the time, or he'd be facing twice that, at least.

I see it.

What you did there, I mean.
 
FishyFred [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 10:49:19 AM
SHAMA LAMA DING DONG
 
haemaker [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 12:02:02 PM
ne2d: He was charged Tuesday with rape, patronizing a prostitute and endangering the welfare of a child, charges that carry up to seven years in prison.

I hate the way some people can be so patronizing.
 
schattenteufel
2010-03-10 12:10:12 PM
One of these days he's going to get organizized.
 
mctwin2kman
2010-03-10 12:17:12 PM
So wait, how did he get arrested? What about the Pimp? What about the underage Prostitutes? I am confused.
 
Barakku
2010-03-10 12:17:35 PM
Fark the other charges, rape has a maximum sentence of less than 7 years in New York?
 
metametameta
2010-03-10 12:18:31 PM
Methinks this guy has been reading too much fanfic.

/Oh magical penis, is there nothing you can't cure?
 
SuperChuck
2010-03-10 12:20:22 PM
Nobody ever told him that's the wrong way?
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-03-10 12:20:59 PM
andytoots.files.wordpress.com
 
Thegreaser
2010-03-10 12:21:34 PM
/hot
 
CornFedIowan
2010-03-10 12:21:51 PM
14-year-old trifecta in play?
 
briflo
2010-03-10 12:21:57 PM
He's using the classic Eddie Murphy defense.
 
Thegreaser
2010-03-10 12:22:33 PM
Thegreaser: /hot

Damnit Link didn't work. Looks like Panty sniffer beat me to it anyways.
 
metametameta
2010-03-10 12:22:44 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: metametameta: Methinks this guy has been reading too much fanfic.

/Oh magical penis, is there nothing you can't cure?

?

It's a surprisingly popular trope among women porn writers.
 
snake_beater
2010-03-10 12:24:57 PM
Guess we know what Holden Caulfield's been up to.

/can't believe I'm making a reference like that
 
glenlivid
2010-03-10 12:25:45 PM
So were there any undercover agents involved in this, or is the entire prosecution based on a guy pimping out underage girls?
 
fernt
2010-03-10 12:26:14 PM
CornFedIowan: 14-year-old trifecta in play?

Came here to ask the same thing.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2010-03-10 12:28:36 PM
Something smells fishy here...

/oh wait, just the 2 girls...nevermind.
 
iAdmin
2010-03-10 12:30:16 PM
14 year old trifecta completed
 
radioman_
2010-03-10 12:31:04 PM
His name is Marvell. No wonder he went bad.
 
Big Al
2010-03-10 12:31:04 PM
the famous Pete Townsend excuse. He should have just said he was researching, not using his former medical skills to help a damsel in distress
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2010-03-10 12:37:57 PM
Nobody ever told him it's the wrong way.
 
StrikitRich
2010-03-10 12:40:07 PM
He was just helping her get over a fear of sex, right?
 
The Southern Dandy
2010-03-10 12:42:13 PM
www.gpsmagazine.com

Does Not Approve
 
firemanbuck [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 12:43:10 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: simpsonfan: But which one was hotter?

simpsonfan: But which one was hotter?

Isn't 14 a little past her shelf date for you guys? I thought the men of Fark liked them served wriggling in a uterus.

The wiggling tickles....
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2010-03-10 12:44:58 PM
If he isn't full of shiat and actually was trying to help her with some medical problem, he really might have just wanted a followup visit to see how stuff was progressing.

I mean, buying underage hookers seems more probable, but if he's telling the truth that kinda sucks.
 
honk
2010-03-10 12:45:02 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: I thought the men of Fark liked them served wriggling in a uterus.

Not quite. We like to serve them, wriggling in a uterus.
 
Another Government Employee
2010-03-10 12:50:57 PM
So, the real story is the dude wouldn't pay up when he was finished? And the Pimp realized he could turn blackmail into an income stream?
 
Number 216
2010-03-10 12:52:13 PM
I'm confused .... he paid for the prostitutes and then he had to pressure one of them into having sex?

Did the money he paid to the pimp only last for the walk back to his apartment and then he had to drop more cash down?
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2010-03-10 12:53:38 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Doctors who aren't trying to pork a child are much more circumspect about things that could jeopardize a medical licence, such as having two under-aged hookers in their apartment.

Maybe this one is a moron? I said the hooker thing was more likely.
 
homeoftheblues
2010-03-10 12:55:58 PM
img43.imageshack.us
 
idrow
2010-03-10 12:56:26 PM
I'd wondered why he was suddenly gone from the news, but didn't give it much thought. This would explain it. He sounds guilty as hell.
 
Leeds
2010-03-10 01:01:27 PM
What [again] might a 14 year old hooker look like?

// Just asking
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-03-10 01:08:29 PM
Damn,its 14 year old slut day
 
LOGICAL_PSYCHO
2010-03-10 01:08:34 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry:
Isn't 14 a little past her shelf date for you guys? I thought the men of Fark liked them served wriggling in a uterus.

As a man of Fark, I would like to be the first(today) to say "fark you!"
Take your man hating fat ass somewhere else if it is so bad here.
At the very least ....stop posting.
 
NiceBeaver
2010-03-10 01:13:53 PM
sensicology.files.wordpress.com
 
Observatory
2010-03-10 01:15:08 PM
LOGICAL_PSYCHO: Marla Singer's Laundry:
Isn't 14 a little past her shelf date for you guys? I thought the men of Fark liked them served wriggling in a uterus.

As a man of Fark, I would like to be the first(today) to say "fark you!"
Take your man hating fat ass somewhere else if it is so bad here.
At the very least ....stop posting.

THIS
 
binnster
2010-03-10 01:22:23 PM
But he said he quickly got the impression there was something fishy going on, prompting him to kick the girls out.

Dude, if you kick the hookers out every time you smell something fishy you're never going to get laid.
 
HaywoodJablonski
2010-03-10 01:28:53 PM
How's everything in the pimp business?
 
firemanbuck [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 01:32:30 PM
Observatory: LOGICAL_PSYCHO: Marla Singer's Laundry:
Isn't 14 a little past her shelf date for you guys? I thought the men of Fark liked them served wriggling in a uterus.

As a man of Fark, I would like to be the first(today) to say "fark you!"
Take your man hating fat ass somewhere else if it is so bad here.
At the very least ....stop posting.

THIS

Oh, now you've done it... I'm grabbing some popcorn so I can watch your ass being handed to you on a plate by MSL.

Ok, Marla, have at - this is going to be great!
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 01:39:46 PM
The Taxi Driver and Sublime references have already been taken care of.

Someone throw Milo Minderbinder and his "14 year old hookers that were really 46" in there and this thread will be done.
 
T-Boy
2010-03-10 01:42:29 PM
If he had just called the cops when the hookers were in his apartment he may have been able to help the girl a little more.
 
KAVORKA
2010-03-10 01:42:46 PM
How the fark does rape of a 14 year old only have a max of 7 years in prison? Farking NY.
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 01:43:47 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Dictatorial_Flair: Marla Singer's Laundry: Doctors who aren't trying to pork a child are much more circumspect about things that could jeopardize a medical licence, such as having two under-aged hookers in their apartment.

Maybe this one is a moron? I said the hooker thing was more likely.

Hey, better grow some respect, Captain Credulous. Ask your friends about me.

I read that as "this one" refering to the doctor, not "this one" refering to the poster.

To think otherwise would be moronic. (I kid, I kid!)
 
I_Lie_to_Girls
2010-03-10 01:48:26 PM
 
ha-ha-guy
2010-03-10 01:48:37 PM
T-Boy: If he had just called the cops when the hookers were in his apartment he may have been able to help the girl a little more.

That's what I was thinking. If two young girls showed up on my stoop crying, I'd let them in but also have my cellphone out and have a 911 operator on the line.
 
NightOwl2255
2010-03-10 01:52:09 PM
ha-ha-guy: That's what I was thinking. If two young girls showed up on my stoop crying, I'd let them in but also have my cellphone out and have a 911 operator on the line.

In case you had a heart attack while, shall we say, farking them?
 
DROxINxTHExWIND [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 02:05:31 PM
LOGICAL_PSYCHO: Marla Singer's Laundry:
Isn't 14 a little past her shelf date for you guys? I thought the men of Fark liked them served wriggling in a uterus.

As a man of Fark, I would like to be the first(today) to say "fark you!"
Take your man hating fat ass somewhere else if it is so bad here.
At the very least ....stop posting.


Wow. I consider myself a man of Fark and his comment didn't bother me in the least. It was actually kinda funny.


/maybe because I'm not a closet pedo
 
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