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(The Register Citizen) Scary Psycho killer...signs himself...out of the ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hospital, then he...runs runs runs runs, runs runs runs away   (registercitizen.com) divider line 91
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2010-03-10 08:34:47 AM
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
 
Salieri_82
2010-03-10 08:54:04 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Fini dans un.
 
bglove25
2010-03-10 08:54:08 AM
And done in 1.
 
Alas Babylon
2010-03-10 08:54:08 AM
Oh subby, must we stoop to the level of not actually reading the article in order to get a greenlight? TFA states clearly that the guy didn't actually get out or run anywhere. He tried to sign himself out, but the hospital folks didn't let him.
 
BabyDumplings [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 08:55:42 AM
He only got 15 years for murdering his father. Wow.
 
spentmiles
2010-03-10 08:56:10 AM
I expect my Fark headlines to line up with the article. This news source has lost its credibility. Is there any editorial oversight at this rag? How will I know which opinions to form if I can't trust Fark?

/knocks over table on his way out
 
bugmn99
2010-03-10 08:56:21 AM
Alas Babylon: Oh subby, must we stoop to the level of not actually reading the article in order to get a greenlight? TFA states clearly that the guy didn't actually get out or run anywhere. He tried to sign himself out, but the hospital folks didn't let him.

^fun at parties^

Awesome headline, subby. Stuck in my head now, a good song is.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 08:56:30 AM
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
 
theknuckler_33
2010-03-10 08:57:17 AM
oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhh I I I I I'm fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-farked
 
idrow
2010-03-10 08:57:42 AM
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far
 
Pro Zack
2010-03-10 08:58:04 AM
when I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
 
StrikitRich
2010-03-10 08:59:19 AM
This guy has spent most of his life behind bars. He's a habitual offender.

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
 
lexslamman
2010-03-10 09:00:33 AM
Pro Zack: when I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.

say something once, why say it again?
 
jagec
2010-03-10 09:00:38 AM
CVH officials told probation officers that they believed Graziani was purposely violating his probation in an attempt to test the justice system, according to court records.

He can't seem to face up to the facts.
 
theknuckler_33
2010-03-10 09:00:56 AM
They should take him to the river, put him in the water.
 
Dr. Mojo PhD
2010-03-10 09:00:59 AM
Here's the video, if anybody needs their Talking Head fix. Stupid YouTube is in the habit of taking them down.
 
Dr. Mojo PhD
2010-03-10 09:01:41 AM
theknuckler_33: They should take him to the river, put him in the water.

You can't do that with a real live wire.
 
jabbedxorz
2010-03-10 09:02:47 AM
Subby fail.
Article fail.
 
CygnusDarius
2010-03-10 09:02:54 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Qu'est-ce que c'est?

forums.bit-tech.net
 
h2oincfs
2010-03-10 09:03:08 AM
Nice, subby. Well done.
 
BigMax
2010-03-10 09:03:51 AM
DNRTFA -- did he kill his father by Burning Down the House?
 
ChubbyTiger
2010-03-10 09:04:52 AM
Early HOTY nominee. Nicely done.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 09:05:41 AM
bugmn99: Alas Babylon: Oh subby, must we stoop to the level of not actually reading the article in order to get a greenlight? TFA states clearly that the guy didn't actually get out or run anywhere. He tried to sign himself out, but the hospital folks didn't let him.

^fun at parties^

But this ain't no party. This ain't no disco. This ain't no foolin' around.
 
nothingyet
2010-03-10 09:06:22 AM
I hate people when they're not poliiiiiiiiite.
 
Tentacle
2010-03-10 09:06:27 AM
Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-là!
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir-là!
Réalisant mon espoir, je me lance vers la gloire...
 
Tadpole [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 09:08:16 AM
This is not my beatiful house, this is not my beautiful wife.......
 
Desmo
2010-03-10 09:09:40 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha, lol.

/Thank You subby
 
farfigneugan
2010-03-10 09:11:18 AM
I love this thread so much.
 
continue_farking
2010-03-10 09:12:52 AM
Whoa, oh oh oh.... ay yi yi yi, yi!
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2010-03-10 09:13:13 AM
But I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again?
 
solokumba
2010-03-10 09:13:23 AM
I'll be in my bedroom.
Inventing situations.
 
The Dread Pirate Robertson
2010-03-10 09:14:02 AM
The guy has been arrested for arson against churches, businesses, and a truck? He's been charged for everything but burning down the house!
 
twonky
2010-03-10 09:14:09 AM
Currently listening to Talking Heads so getting a kick

/Not Psycho Killer
//This must be the place
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 09:18:10 AM
twonky: Currently listening to Talking Heads so getting a kick

/Not Psycho Killer
//This must be the place

You're one of those kinds of people, you got a face with a view.
 
Cybernetic
2010-03-10 09:24:33 AM
Alas Babylon: Oh subby, must we stoop to the level of not actually reading the article in order to get a greenlight?

Utter misrepresentation of TFA when whoring for a greenlight is a time-honored Fark tradition.
 
johnphantom
2010-03-10 09:24:54 AM
Charged with manslaughter and gets fifteen years for shooting his sleeping father in the head...

Yet if they catch you with 4.6 ounces of marijuana, you get 35 years:

Tyler Man Gets 35 Years For Drug Possession (new window)

Interesting how we punish people for real crimes vs. "crimes" that harm no one...
 
snowstradamus
2010-03-10 09:26:12 AM
Link
American Psycho meets This must be the place.

Excellent.
 
danno_to_infinity
2010-03-10 09:26:45 AM
good one, subby

oh, my, a Talking Heads thread. An unbridled wave of nostalgia is kicking in.

/get off my lawn
 
djklambake
2010-03-10 09:31:10 AM
LOL Subby! +1
 
Dexter's Next Victim
2010-03-10 09:33:12 AM
I guess his dad wasn't polite.

I love Talking Heads. Bravo Subby!
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 09:33:53 AM
snowstradamus: Link
American Psycho meets This must be the place.

Excellent.

That is just wrong.
I will have to play several David Byrne tracks to clear that violation of my psyche..
Thank you very much.
 
db2
2010-03-10 09:34:36 AM
Cats can see
Fa-fa-fa fa-fa-fa-fa-fa far better
 
jph
2010-03-10 09:35:41 AM
CygnusDarius:

Who are those chicks?
 
Jerry Garcia
2010-03-10 09:36:55 AM
theknuckler_33: They should take him to the river, put him in the water.

The water was runnin' out
Cool down
Stop acting crazy
They're gonna leave
And we'll be on our own
 
cwheelie
2010-03-10 09:54:55 AM
He lost his shape. he was trying to act casual
But he couldn't stop. So he ended up in a hosptial
 
Edwardo17
2010-03-10 09:58:28 AM
well done subby I lol'd.
 
pwhp_67
2010-03-10 09:59:45 AM
*standing and applauding*


truly one of the better headlines in the last few years...
 
PumpUpDaFark
2010-03-10 10:01:38 AM
Same as it ever was.
 
SonOfSpam
2010-03-10 10:06:24 AM
Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day
I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener
Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut
They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss it

Watch out, it's dog eat dog.
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 10:06:38 AM
Good job, subby

Better job, Dr. Mojo, for linking to the video so I could easily get the song out of my head. Merci beaucoup.
 
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