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xanadian

2010-03-10 08:25:35 AM

Finally! Teenage boys no longer have to live in sin with their bedding!

xanadian

2010-03-10 08:26:24 AM

*finally RTFA*

Oh dear God.

benlonghair

2010-03-10 08:35:11 AM

In before So Ronerey guy.

TheYeti

2010-03-10 09:06:25 AM

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THE GAYS MARRY?!?!?!

I_Am_Weasel

2010-03-10 09:24:18 AM

TheYeti: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THE GAYS MARRY?!?!?!

More instances of pillow fluffing?

xanadian

2010-03-10 09:24:50 AM

TheYeti: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THE GAYS MARRY?!?!?!

Well...at least he's happy...

brap

2010-03-10 09:51:51 AM

*sigh* Always a bridesmaid.

I hope someday a throw pillow makes an honest woman out of me! Oh how I long to hear bedding bells ring! To exchange I duvets. Maybes settle down and pop out a few travel pillows.

calbert

2010-03-10 09:55:01 AM

I glanced at the headline and thought it was a "He-Man" article.

/disappointed when I read it correctly
//"by the power"..."Man"

Sybarite

2010-03-10 09:59:52 AM

James Franco approves

bobboberts

2010-03-10 10:11:29 AM

Franco in 9.

Thread done.

Psumek

2010-03-10 10:12:09 AM

Sybarite: James Franco approves

Mariko, Franco and Tina Fey threesome ftw

pnome

2010-03-10 10:12:54 AM

Wonder if it's the same guy as that picture......

aresef

2010-03-10 10:13:39 AM

Sybarite: James Franco approves

Damnit. I came in here to post that. You're being so un-pillow right now.

ne2d

2010-03-10 10:14:06 AM

I'm totally surprised that it's an Asian guy.

schattenteufel

2010-03-10 10:15:08 AM

Sybarite: James Franco approves

Curses! You beat me to it.

Adjective Bird Whiskey

2010-03-10 10:18:02 AM

Do they not smack their kids in Japan?

I drunk what

2010-03-10 10:18:02 AM

so ronery?

ladyfortuna

2010-03-10 10:18:13 AM

Quick and dirty, like that pillow.

/you know she likes it.

I drunk what

2010-03-10 10:18:49 AM

benlonghair: In before So Ronerey guy.

*shakes angry fist*

Tatsuma

2010-03-10 10:18:57 AM

Sybarite: James Franco approves

Came to post that. This was one of the most enjoyable 30 Rock episodes in a long time

Nebulious

2010-03-10 10:19:25 AM

So did he wait until marriage to take the pillow to bed?

Sefton

2010-03-10 10:20:37 AM

The only part I can't believe is that he isn't Japanese.

Snarfangel

2010-03-10 10:20:41 AM

When a man loves a pillow
Can't keep his head on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For a good thing with down...

you are a puppet

2010-03-10 10:21:01 AM

My friend linked me to this the other day and said he wanted to find this guy and destroy the pillow in front of him. We were talking about what legal consequences there would be. Destruction of property but besides that...maybe emotional distress tort? Imagine being a juror in that trial.

Bacontastesgood

2010-03-10 10:21:19 AM

I prefer the article linked at the bottom of the page : "Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder." Because any headline with "penis" in it is like a poker hand with a wildcard - it just has to win.

EZ Writer

2010-03-10 10:21:47 AM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Do they not smack their kids in Japan?

They might... but this pillow-biter lives in Korea.

Dr. Flavenglaven

2010-03-10 10:23:03 AM

TheYeti: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THE GAYS MARRY?!?!?!

Um, He's not biting...

MikeSass

2010-03-10 10:23:09 AM

I just came in here to say "Pirrow".

Well, that and to make you all think about the logistics of feathers vs. foam arguments in connection with this story.

You are welcome.

/Pirrow.

AnnoyingKidNextDoor

2010-03-10 10:23:16 AM

is most pleased.

HumbleGenius

2010-03-10 10:23:44 AM

That guy's getting down tonight!

DirkTheDaring

2010-03-10 10:24:05 AM

/nothing is obscure

MDGeist

2010-03-10 10:24:21 AM

Wait is that the same guy from the man with a pillow on the sub way picture?

LewDux

2010-03-10 10:24:27 AM

OTAKU!!!

Rohasman

2010-03-10 10:24:30 AM

benlonghair: In before So Ronerey guy.

Technically... no. The "So Ronerey" guy in the one in TFA. See, guys, he's not ronerey any more.

Rohasman

2010-03-10 10:25:17 AM

MDGeist: Wait is that the same guy from the man with a pillow on the sub way picture?

Yes, yes it is.

Donald_McRonald

2010-03-10 10:25:44 AM

I just want to say that despite all the negativity in this thread, I'm happy for this man and his...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA

SomGuye

2010-03-10 10:26:24 AM

This just broke my Creepy-as-Fark-o-meter.

Wow, just wow.

SlothB77

2010-03-10 10:26:31 AM

TheYeti: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THE GAYS MARRY?!?!?!

look, i am not trolling and i not trying to be funny here, but where do you draw the line? A women married a dolphin. Some people marry their pets. There was a story of three individuals getting married - i forget if it was a girl and two dudes or a dude and two girls. So, why not allow a guy to marry a pillow?

JohDHJ

2010-03-10 10:28:09 AM

SlothB77: So, why not allow a guy to marry a pillow?

Because he embarrasses all Koreans everywhere.

Snarfangel

2010-03-10 10:28:15 AM

He's marrying a pillow, but she'll just let herself go, and and some point he'll find himself living with a mattress.

lenfromak

2010-03-10 10:28:20 AM

There's a medical term for this mental disorder, where one falls in love with an inanimate object, and I can't remember it. BBC did a documentary about some people with it, that I wish I could find for sale. One woman fell in love with a bridge or something.

StreetlightInTheGhetto

2010-03-10 10:28:56 AM

Sybarite: James Franco approves

I'm the actor James Franco, dammit, and I'm in love with - and common law married to - a Japanese body pillow!

Donald_McRonald

2010-03-10 10:28:59 AM

MDGeist: Wait is that the same guy from the man with a pillow on the sub way picture?

I bet you think they all look alike.

Yakk

2010-03-10 10:31:42 AM

Came in for... *looks around* WTF.

FINE, I'll do it:

img473.imageshack.us

/ahhh

StreetlightInTheGhetto

2010-03-10 10:31:53 AM

lenfromak: There's a medical term for this mental disorder, where one falls in love with an inanimate object, and I can't remember it. BBC did a documentary about some people with it, that I wish I could find for sale. One woman fell in love with a bridge or something.

NYTimes Magazine did a article specifically about the pillows. Not what you're looking for but kinda informative nonetheless.

...Unless Kimiko is jealous of the ottoman. But there's nothing going on there! That's a business relationship!

/god I loved that episode

hailin

2010-03-10 10:32:12 AM

Wow...just....wow.

Are there a serious lack of women in Asia that men have to resort to pillow love? Why would you ever want to "love" something that can't reciprocate that love for you?

I don't understand. I think the whole marrying line needs to be drawn in front of animals, children, and inanimate objects. Do not cross.

/Doesn't mind gay marriage
//Or polygamy granted all parties are of legal age

chaosweaver

2010-03-10 10:33:04 AM

As a man who owns a body pillow, im getting a kick out of these replies.

Poppyale

2010-03-10 10:33:36 AM

Snarfangel: He's marrying a pillow, but she'll just let herself go, and and some point he'll find himself living with a mattress.

He'll probably cheat on her with the patio furniture.

santini

2010-03-10 10:34:03 AM

lenfromak: There's a medical term for this mental disorder, where one falls in love with an inanimate object, and I can't remember it. BBC did a documentary about some people with it, that I wish I could find for sale. One woman fell in love with a bridge or something.

There was a Tyra episode about a woman who married the Eiffel Tower...

Link (new window)

\How do I know about an episode of Tyra...
\\hopefully I just picked it up from The Soup...

MikeSass

2010-03-10 10:34:16 AM

If he does have sex with it, he will just be horny again in two hours.

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