I_Am_Weasel: What if we're not a police officer?

Already covered at Iliketorubmypenisoncars.blogspot.com

/may exist
//if it does...NSFW

ollning?

We got a new one.

regular knights of the highway aren't they?

Auto-erotic behavior?

ftfa "*Translation note: Bell-ending, a neologism derived from a slang term for the glans, is not a word in common English-language usage."

Marvelous.

freewill: File under "pranks that don't make sense in America".

They let them drive around in the car for a while, then informed them, and this caused "a look of bleak anxiety"? Why, exactly, does it matter in Sweden whether or not a penis has touched your car?

I'd feel a little weird knowing some guy had been rubbing his dick all over places I was expected to touch. Even if he doesn't have a disease, it's still clearly a form of sexually-charged aggression. I wouldn't go so far as to call it sexual assault, but it's rude, unprofessional, and deserves some kind of official sanction.

That or a hammer to the offending body parts. You know, either/or.

Where are the pictures of the outraged Swedish women who were potentially victimized? WHERE?

Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of opinion, silly blogging car penis rubbing cop.

They have ollning, we have ass pennies. Same shiat.

Now that is what I call getting "Car Jacked"

WHAT the crap!
Isn't it a wee bit cold there to be laying one's Johnson upon a car door handle?



/hot, unlike a Swedish car door in January

Didn't some character in Thomas Pynchon's Vineland put Mr. Happy in one of the cylinders or something?

FTFH: Police probe cop blogger over furtive glans


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"He also claimed it felt "damn good" to punch somebody in the mouth"

Naturally. He is a police man after all.

Kurmudgeon: Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of opinion...

Remind me to say tits next time I'm arrested.

Those wacky Swedes....

Helen_Arigby:
I'd feel a little weird knowing some guy had been rubbing his dick all over places I was expected to touch. Even if he doesn't have a disease, it's still clearly a form of sexually-charged aggression.

Joke's on him, most of those things are WAAAAAY filthier than his dick. I wouldn't rub my dick on any object that other people touch with their hands. I've only got one trouser snake and I'd like to keep it clean, thanks.

That said, even cops shouldn't have to unknowingly touch this pervert's dick-rubbings. What a freak.

Ashtrey: Kurmudgeon: Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of opinion...

Remind me to say tits next time I'm arrested.

They call me Tater Salad

Psumek: Ashtrey: Kurmudgeon: Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of opinion...

Remind me to say tits next time I'm arrested.

They call me Tater Salad

Is that who that's from? I forgot.

auto-erotica?

"A look of bleak anxiety"? Isn't that the national look of Sweden?

Helen_Arigby: I'd feel a little weird knowing some guy had been rubbing his dick all over places I was expected to touch. Even if he doesn't have a disease, it's still clearly a form of sexually-charged aggression. I wouldn't go so far as to call it sexual assault, but it's rude, unprofessional, and deserves some kind of official sanction.

That or a hammer to the offending body parts. You know, either/or.

Remind me never to shake hands with you.

As a Swede: been there, done that.

It's a thing we do when we are drunk. Ollon is the Swedish noun for the tip of the penis. To Olla is the verb form of the same word, which means to press the tip of your penis against an object or person.

There was even the Olla club (ollningsklubben) in Stockholm in the late 90's, with a few friends of mine being members.

The collected points by going around and olla objects with a Royal connection. The Royal Castle in Old Town, statues, bridges, postcards with royalties and lots of other things got ollade on a regular basis.

The winner would be the first person to olla Crown Princess Victoria's cervix, but no one ever managed to get that far (as far as I know).

Victoria is the ugly one, but she is the Crown Princess. Madeline is her younger, hotter sister frequently showing up on Fark. She is, however, just a regular princess.

Consider yourself educated in European high culture.

tomtefar is just a farking weirdo. Normal Swedes do not do stuff like that.

svenbertil: tomtefar is just a farking weirdo. Normal Swedes do not do stuff like that.

THIS

And when I heard it on the radio, my first thought was: you're sure it wasn't the face of: "how old are you, you weirdo"

freewill: Why, exactly, does it matter in Sweden whether or not a penis has touched your car?

Let's imagine the glans is all cheesy, possibly with herpes. It's been rubbed all over things that require being touched. Now rub your lip or eye with the same hand that's been in contact with...well, you get the idea.

/mmmmmm...cheesy

svenbertil: tomtefar is just a farking weirdo. Normal Swedes do not do stuff like that.

Or a cop

Was he sticking his banana in the tail pipe?

freewill: File under "pranks that don't make sense in America".

They let them drive around in the car for a while, then informed them, and this caused "a look of bleak anxiety"? Why, exactly, does it matter in Sweden whether or not a penis has touched your car?

Before you left to work today I touched your car with my penis.

is that wrong? if it is ... I don't wanna be right

groverpm: Let's imagine the glans is all cheesy, possibly with herpes. It's been rubbed all over things that require being touched. Now rub your lip or eye with the same hand that's been in contact with...well, you get the idea.

Ever since I got pink-eye, I make it a point to try to never rub my eyes on any of those things. Especially doorknobs, if it can be at all avoided.

I found the linked article Obese Drunk Driver: "I'm Too Fat For Jail" to be more amusing, especially since it's not an American for a change.

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