Looks like the Tea Party has a new venue for next year's convention.

we're gonna need a bigger youtube

"Morgan's Wonderland --- where everyday is pudding day!"

Parking is going to be a biatch, I can tell you.

I envision lots of snowflake-itis from the parents bringing their kids here.

I can already see the eager customers drooling.

Is there a promotion available for the first potato kids who come through the gates?

The sounds coming from the roller coasters will haunt your dreams, but those pictures they take will be comedy gold.

/DNRTA

This sounds retarded.

/in a good way

Hold on, I got something in my eye.

Lanuria: Hold on, I got something in my eye.

Whenever someone tells me that, I say, "It's your finger."

/then I get punched

San Antonio?
I would think Orlando a much better location.

I bet the tour busses are short.

Will there be animals there too?

yert: San Antonio?
I would think Orlando a much better location.

I bet the tour busses are short.

Disney World is already there, and 73% of the visitors are already retarded.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One would hope the mascot costumes are steel-reinforced to withstand the hugs.

And droolproof.

Diogenes: At the risk of incurring the wrath of the Queen of the Retards, I think we should do a PS contest of the venues.

I'm pretty sure we've already done worse.

/Hey Sarah, what's the difference between your mouth and your vagina?

EighthundredmillionthFarker: yert: San Antonio?
I would think Orlando a much better location.

I bet the tour busses are short.

Disney World is already there, and 73% of the visitors are already retarded.

And the residents too.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One would hope the mascot costumes are steel-reinforced to withstand the hugs.

And possibly made of latex for the hourly hose-off

/hot like ticket sales
//wouldn't Cartman not approve?

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Will there be animals there too?


and

separated at birth?

I don't know what's more retarded the kids that visit the park or some of the comments?

/think about it

Mr. Tard's Wild Ride

at the petting zoo they hang pork chops around their necks. and put penut butter in their ears.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Looks like the Tea Party has a new venue for next year's convention.

Please don't insult the kids like that.

IonBeam2: Great. Just what we need. More rewards for being retarded.

First TotalFark, now this.

All snark aside, that's a pretty cool idea.

Resume your previously scheduled Palin-American lulz.

I consider amusement park rides to be alternative medicine for my kids. Thorazine ain't cheap you know, but McNair Amusements is.

CrankMyBlueSax: All snark aside, that's a pretty cool idea.

Resume your previously scheduled Palin-American lulz.

I agree. Another cool idea would be for restaurants and theatres to start offering "special needs" nights once a month. I bet they'd do good business.

HumbleGenius: I agree. Another cool idea would be for restaurants and theatres to start offering "special needs" nights once a month. I bet they'd do good business

pork chops around neck again

when everyone has front of the line privilege, no one has front of the line privilege.

awwc: when everyone has front of the line privilege, no one has front of the line privilege.

But aren't some needs more special than others?

I bet groups of teenagers will go there just for laughs. That could be a problem.

/imagine how easy it'll be to win a stuffed animal

Sounds retarded.

ladykills82: Sounds retarded.

what sounds retarded my sound like.
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yert:

what sounds retarded my sound like.
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What retarded might type like.

/i keed

Even freepers need a montage! MONTAGE!

Always fade out in a montage, that way it makes it seem like Ronald Reagan is coming back. . .

because people with injuries/illnesses/deformities so sever that they can't walk should be strapped into roller coasters?

just explain to the crippled children that they can't go on the rides cuz Jesus blessed them with their wondrous gift of disability.

thanks, Jesus.

you jerk.

Umm, why not take the kids to Disney World? They do a great job of taking care of guests with special needs.

Quadriplegic Luge?

itsfullofstars: Umm, why not take the kids to Disney World? They do a great job of taking care of guests with special needs.

I have some friends with an autistic son. The thing the kid is fixated on and responds best to is Disney stuff. The friends moved from Seattle all the way to Orlando on purpose just so they could take their son to Disney World EVERY DAY. It's done wonders for him. The Disney folks know him and his parents really well now. He recently went on one ride (his favorite) for the 3,000th time (!) and Disney went out of their way to make it a very special occasion.