yeah by it doesn't have sprinkles on it :(

This is why jolly fat guys are awesome: all the benefits of stuffing one's face without any of the guilt.

This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

/Oblig

I find your theory of a doughnut shaped universe to be intriguing.

Round and round we go, where we stop...the all you can eat buffet!

Depression Hits Losers Hardest [The Onion]

PUT DOWN THE FORK. PUT. DOWN. THE. FORK.

Study's link to married women eminent.

There's no thread for it yet (I didn't search so don't post some snarky remark with the link to it you elitist, smug asshole), but the news keeps talking about Farrah Fawcett's absence from the grammy blah blah blah... SHE DIED THE SAME DAY AS MICHAEL JACKSON...!!! The President could have been farking a baby on live television while brandishing a desert eagle to his forehead on that day and nobody in the U.S.A. would remember...

/had to get that off my chest
//God bless fark
///I'm gonna go eat out my grandma

Counting down the posts till She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named chimes in about her fat roommate.

I could tell you all about this but my mouth is full.

You need to love yourself. That's the key to happiness.

I declare this fatty thread open for business!

Great tagline, subbie

Not unless round's funny.

Tatsuma: URAPNIS: This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

agreed


But drinking in the long run will devastate your health and in the short term is a depressant.

A doughnut is a torus, not a circle.

Did I hear donuts? Where are they? You left me some, right?


*Frantically scrabbles thru box, avoiding the jelly-filled*

F*ck fat people.

Subby owes me a new keyboard, and more doughnuts..


/oscillating mood swings
//WHEEEE

iAdmin
PUT DOWN THE FORK. PUT. DOWN. THE. FORK.

Wouldn't make a difference, I don't eat my anti-depressants chocolate with a fork.

Ron Von Kleinenstein: F*ck fat people.

Just don't let your buddies see you do it.

Subby: doughnut
Look, it's a word in Scrabble that's 480 points!
/Donut

well, I've been depressed all my life because I couldn't gain the weight...

Joy25: Tatsuma: URAPNIS: This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

agreed


But drinking in the long run will devastate your health and in the short term is a depressant.

A vicious circle in a vicious circle thread. Don't we time travel or collapse on ourselves now?

/waiting for the Apocalypse

Slow fatty thread, we need some white knights in here to start defending "curvy women". Lets get this going.

Well, damn. That just sucks. Guess I should just eat another donut...

It's funny 'cause they're fat....And sad.

Joy25: You need to love yourself. That's the key to happiness.

As often as possible.

I'm not playing with it, Mom. I'm just washing it as fast as I can.

Yeah I called ya fat, look at me I'm skinny, it's never stopped me from getting busy, I'm a freak, I like the girls with a bulge, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...

/sorry

Let's see... get depressed, consume quantities of sugar and carbohydrates.

Brain receives positive-seeming stimulus, subject feels somewhat better.

Subject consumes more to feel even better.

Subject gains weight.

Subject is depressed, so consumes quantities of sugar and carbohydrates.

The cycle continues. Maybe it's a matter of the "food" that is readily available combined with people's lack of awareness about themselves, their diet and similar things?

Nah... let's just sue somebody.

Joy25: Tatsuma: URAPNIS: This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

agreed


But drinking in the long run will devastate your health and in the short term is a depressant.

Maybe so, but if I'm rip roaring drunk, I couldn't care less about my health or depression.

Ric Romero isn't even touching this one.

I'm depressed, and I am alway hungry.

I sound fat.

AllzLoZT: Joy25: Tatsuma: URAPNIS: This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

agreed


But drinking in the long run will devastate your health and in the short term is a depressant.

A vicious circle in a vicious circle thread. Don't we time travel or collapse on ourselves now?

/waiting for the Apocalypse


Why is it called vicious?

URAPNIS: Joy25: Tatsuma: URAPNIS: This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

agreed


But drinking in the long run will devastate your health and in the short term is a depressant.

Maybe so, but if I'm rip roaring drunk, I couldn't care less about my health or depression.


True, but if you do it enough, you pay for it later.

MooseBayou: Joy25: You need to love yourself. That's the key to happiness.

As often as possible.

I'm not playing with it, Mom. I'm just washing it as fast as I can.


Leave it to you.

Joy25: URAPNIS: Joy25: Tatsuma: URAPNIS: This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

agreed


But drinking in the long run will devastate your health and in the short term is a depressant.

Maybe so, but if I'm rip roaring drunk, I couldn't care less about my health or depression.


True, but if you do it enough, you pay for it later.

Yeah, but if I do it enough, I won't care about paying for it later.

URAPNIS: Joy25: URAPNIS: Joy25: Tatsuma: URAPNIS: This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

agreed


But drinking in the long run will devastate your health and in the short term is a depressant.

Maybe so, but if I'm rip roaring drunk, I couldn't care less about my health or depression.


True, but if you do it enough, you pay for it later.

Yeah, but if I do it enough, I won't care about paying for it later.

Do you seriously think it is pleasant to die an alcholic?

Joy25: URAPNIS: Joy25: URAPNIS: Joy25: Tatsuma: URAPNIS: This is why it is better to be dependent upon the booze!

/no it's not
//needs a drink
///depressed
*sigh*

agreed


But drinking in the long run will devastate your health and in the short term is a depressant.

Maybe so, but if I'm rip roaring drunk, I couldn't care less about my health or depression.


True, but if you do it enough, you pay for it later.

Yeah, but if I do it enough, I won't care about paying for it later.

Do you seriously think it is pleasant to die an alcholic?

It's hard for me to take anything seriously because I've been drinking scotch since I moved from the bed to the couch this morning.