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(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Raquel Welch's bustier set off a metal detector at Chicago's O'Hare Airport and the actress had to undergo a patdown search by female TSA agents and you're already clicking the link looking for pics and vid   (suntimes.com) divider line 44
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Bucky Katt [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 01:52:42 AM
Hmmm not bad for 69 years old.

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King Something
2010-03-10 02:01:54 AM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 02:04:10 AM
Meh. Sharp knees. I'll trade you her for this fine older woman:

mealsfromthegirlinthelittleblackdress.files.wordpress.com
 
SpinStopper
2010-03-10 02:16:24 AM
you're already clicking the link looking for pics and vid

Oh HELL yeah.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I'll trade you her for this fine older woman:

Helen Mirren ain't bad either ;)
 
Pokey.Clyde [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 02:22:54 AM
One word...GILF

/that's all
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 03:19:36 AM
I'd hit it.

/There was a time when I would have banged the older Sophia Loren.
//But that was around the time "Grumpier Old Men" came out.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 06:26:21 AM
Bucky Katt: Hmmm not bad for 69 39 years old.

FTFY
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 06:26:48 AM
i42.tinypic.com

I'm just gonna go ahead and leave this here.
 
T.M.S.
2010-03-10 07:59:21 AM
They are astonishing when seen up close.
 
JDIAH GDizzleCKY [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 08:11:10 AM
Those aren't buoys!
 
MrSpeed
2010-03-10 08:15:12 AM
I I was one of those TSA agents I would have insisted on a cavity search. And by cavity search I mean I'd penis her.
 
MonkeyAngst
2010-03-10 08:18:55 AM
img695.imageshack.us

One Million Years BC was probably about 20 years old by the time I discovered it. It was also historically inaccurate, as I observed through the rift in space/time that I opened with my quantum hyperfapping.
 
Billy Ligue
2010-03-10 08:24:43 AM
i41.tinypic.com
 
apeiron242
2010-03-10 08:35:15 AM
Modmins, can you hurry up an post the Corey Haim link?
 
captmingus
2010-03-10 08:47:33 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Bucky Katt: Hmmm not bad for 69 39 years old.

FTFY

ah....your mothers raised two wise gentlemen
 
schattenteufel [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 09:05:24 AM
Are they sure it wasn't her artificial hip?
 
theotherbilly
2010-03-10 09:09:34 AM
but, Raquel Welch was the bomb in Fathom (pops like my boner)
 
JimmySlicings
2010-03-10 09:14:43 AM
No, no I told you I don't want to do that! If you bring it up again I will feed your genitals to a wolf!
 
Gunderson
2010-03-10 09:21:50 AM
apeiron242: Modmins, can you hurry up an post the Corey Haim link?

Whats the rush, he's not going anywhere anytime soon.
 
immrlizard
2010-03-10 09:27:13 AM
She has aged well. I guess a little help from some plastic surgeons didn't hurt either
 
flaminio
2010-03-10 10:03:36 AM
As a adherent to the "infinite universes" theory, I can only assume that an alternate version of myself has invented a time machine and traveled back to 1970, and is currently sitting in a hot tub with a naked Raquel Welch and Ann-Margaret.
 
Robo Beat
2010-03-10 10:15:53 AM
flaminio: As a adherent to the "infinite universes" theory, I can only assume that an alternate version of myself has invented a time machine and traveled back to 1970, and is currently sitting in a hot tub with a naked Raquel Welch and Ann-Margaret.

You too?

/In my alternate universe, Sophia Loren is in the kitchen making drinks and will join us shortly.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 10:19:01 AM
immrlizard: She has aged well. I guess a little help from some plastic surgeons didn't hurt either

She's had some touch up work, for sure (around the eyes and a nose job I'd
say), but overall she is very natural looking.
 
12349876
2010-03-10 10:39:00 AM
"I would like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me."

"I would like to tax Raquel Welch, and I have a feeling she'd tax me!"

/obvious
//surprised it's not here yet
 
Elvis Da King
2010-03-10 11:13:31 AM
MaxxLarge: I'm just gonna go ahead and leave this here.

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Sorry, you just derailed my train of thought.

/There goes the rest of the day.
 
NYRBill
2010-03-10 11:16:29 AM
DjangoStonereaver: immrlizard: She has aged well. I guess a little help from some plastic surgeons didn't hurt either

She's had some touch up work, for sure (around the eyes and a nose job I'd
say), but overall she is very natural looking.

at least she doesn't look like her face is stretched back like a balloon. or my favorite, the brow lift that makes them look "surprised" 24/7
 
TheSilverOne
2010-03-10 11:22:12 AM
TSA Agent 1: What happened to you?

TSA Agent 2: Raquel Welch!
 
2chris2
2010-03-10 11:31:34 AM
Who knew that Fark was full of old men?
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 11:34:47 AM
Elvis Da King: /There goes the rest of the day.

I know, right? The woman is scraping SEVENTY, for chrissakes...and she still scrambles my synapses.
 
EdVenture
2010-03-10 12:04:23 PM
Raquel Welch is one year younger than Chuck Norris?

My mind, it is blown!
 
Gravity Works
2010-03-10 12:24:55 PM
Billy Ligue

Too soon son, too soon

/I did chuckle, aisle seat please
 
UtileDysfunktion
2010-03-10 01:13:30 PM
I'm a guy, so this wouldn't happen, but if I had to pat that woman down I think all I'd be able to do is stand there and make funny noises while trying to form words.

...and she'd probably be real nice about it, too. At which point I would probably just melt into a puddle on the floor.
 
flaminio
2010-03-10 01:57:51 PM
Robo Beat: flaminio: As a adherent to the "infinite universes" theory, I can only assume that an alternate version of myself has invented a time machine and traveled back to 1970, and is currently sitting in a hot tub with a naked Raquel Welch and Ann-Margaret.

You too?

/In my alternate universe, Sophia Loren is in the kitchen making drinks and will join us shortly.

I've also got Angie Dickinson banging on the door demanding to know why she wasn't invited.
 
Billy Ligue
2010-03-10 02:01:17 PM
flaminio: Robo Beat: flaminio: As a adherent to the "infinite universes" theory, I can only assume that an alternate version of myself has invented a time machine and traveled back to 1970, and is currently sitting in a hot tub with a naked Raquel Welch and Ann-Margaret.

You too?

/In my alternate universe, Sophia Loren is in the kitchen making drinks and will join us shortly.

I've also got Angie Dickinson banging on the door demanding to know why she wasn't invited.

And Jane Mansfield is due anyminutenow


i39.tinypic.com
 
Mucus Mule
2010-03-10 02:10:02 PM
Raquel Welch is faptastic coming out of the pool
in "Lady In Cement".
 
Surly U. Jest
2010-03-10 02:40:14 PM
2chris2: Who knew that Fark was full of old men?


Get off my lawn...you're blocking my view.
 
Another Government Employee
2010-03-10 02:42:44 PM
Some ladies age very well.

And then there is Debbie Harry.
 
vabeard
2010-03-10 02:44:33 PM
Raquel Welch, or as I call her, Mrs Vabeard.
 
dj_spanmaster [TotalFark]
2010-03-10 05:10:37 PM
bustier? Really?
 
T.M.S.
2010-03-10 05:46:21 PM
UtileDysfunktion: I'm a guy, so this wouldn't happen, but if I had to pat that woman down I think all I'd be able to do is stand there and make funny noises while trying to form words.

...and she'd probably be real nice about it, too. At which point I would probably just melt into a puddle on the floor.

Interesting fantasy. The most unlikely part is the use of the word "nice". There is a much better chance of the the rest happening. But never that part.
 
Cantankerous Gnome
2010-03-10 05:50:44 PM
12349876: "I would like to tax Raquel Welch, and I have a feeling she'd tax me!"

Came here to say this, also surprised it took so long.
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2010-03-10 09:28:26 PM
I met her a few years ago. Absolutely beautiful. She was shorter than I imagined, but man, I'd hit it.
 
PsychoLaurie
2010-03-11 05:55:24 AM
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"A woman's outfit should be like a barbed-wire fence - serving its purpose without obstructing the view," ~Sophia Loren
 
stoli n coke
2010-03-11 06:23:17 AM
Billy Ligue: flaminio: Robo Beat: flaminio: As a adherent to the "infinite universes" theory, I can only assume that an alternate version of myself has invented a time machine and traveled back to 1970, and is currently sitting in a hot tub with a naked Raquel Welch and Ann-Margaret.

You too?

/In my alternate universe, Sophia Loren is in the kitchen making drinks and will join us shortly.

I've also got Angie Dickinson banging on the door demanding to know why she wasn't invited.

And Jane Mansfield is due anyminutenow

all that's needed now is Claudia Cardinale sunbathing and Natalie Wood going for a dip in the po-, oh right.
 
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