Two of the most powerful people in the country, and they pick Girl James Carville and Poor Man's Jack White to screw around with?

Sarkozys, I am disappoint.

Well, it's what you do in France.

This is a terrible thing. The French Government (if it exists) will spiral out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

WhyteRaven74: Somehow I don't the French expect anything else. Indeed there's a good chance there's no hard feelings at all. She's Italian and he's French, not exactly two groups who mind affairs among the successful/powerful.

What's funny about what you said is that Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel are a couple. I guess Julius Caesar conquering the Gauls had an effect.

photoshops stat.

This is why France is awesome and the US sucks. Their politicians are engaging in a clusterfark, and the population just wants the dirt, not their heads. Remember the BJ from the fatty? Ya I'm sure Nicolas gets em at least once a day from his aides/ministers/call-girls.

God bless these people.

wow, she sounds like a real whore. also, if you are the president of France you shouldn't have to settle for The Donald's sloppy seconds.

Hindmost: Well, it's what you do in France.

Pack it up folks, this thread is done.

/+1 internets to subby for that headline
//unless people would rather post some examples of what a French woman might look like.....

MaxxLarge: They're European, for chrissakes. Most Europeans realized monogamy was as old-fashioned and uncomfortable as chain mail right around the same time they stopped wearing chain mail. Hell, when François Mitterrand died, his wife and his mistress were photographed comforting each other at his graveside. It's no big deal.

re: monogamy

IT'S NOT TRUE, I WON'T STAND FOR IT

puritanical shame and guilt are the backbone of our modern moral fiber, american as apple pie. jesus hates your hoo-has unless you're married; that's when wifey evidently better initiate the shiat out of some serious kinkage, but it's okay because you got married in the church & she knows her place.

/tired

Cagey B: Two of the most powerful people in the country, and they pick Girl James Carville and Poor Man's Jack White to screw around with?

Sarkozys, I am disappoint.

Old versus new, that's all an affair ever boils down to.

Mentat: I surrender.

OK now, that was funny!

/Great headline, also.

MaxxLarge: They're European, for chrissakes. Most Europeans realized monogamy was as old-fashioned and uncomfortable as chain mail right around the same time they stopped wearing chain mail. Hell, when François Mitterrand died, his wife and his mistress were photographed comforting each other at his graveside. It's no big deal.

Pretty much this. The Puritans on this side of the Atlantic get completely discombobulated over a BJ; the French expect this from their leaders.

So this means I have a chance with the lovely Ms Bruni? Right? Right? While not rich, powerful or well-endowed, I can compensate with enthusiasm.

We used to import over so many French things that American's valued to increase our "culture" and "sophistication"

Can't we do this just one more time for this concept and value-set???

/can't I order from the menu just every once in a while instead of just looking?

MaxxLarge: Hell, when François Mitterrand died, his wife and his mistress were photographed comforting each other at his graveside.

Kinky.

When I hear the words "French woman" I instantly think of Sophie Marceau.

"Your boobies...they need to be...

..theese beeegg!"

/Actually pics of Taub and 13

The Envoy: When I hear the words "French woman" I instantly think of Sophie Marceau.


Frowns upon your shenanigan

Come on, Subby. You're not even trying.

France surrenders, hurrr. You sound like Phil Herup

WhyteRaven74: Somehow I don't the French expect anything else..

Actually if they aren't they think something is wrong. I mean wtf, can't you multitask?

ColonelCathcart: Remember the BJ from the fatty? Ya I'm sure Nicolas gets em at least once a day from his aides/ministers/call-girls.

And most of America wasn't baying for Billy's blood, despite the media efforts to stir the shiat. Americans only get outraged about moral lapses from political figures when the politicians use tax payer money to fuel their trysts. Dick around on your own dime and all will be fine.

in other news, the french are more sexually progressive than the english speaking world.

for fark.com, im rick romero.

LewDux: The Envoy: When I hear the words "French woman" I instantly think of Sophie Marceau.


Frowns upon your shenanigan

To make it up to Melissa I'd be willing to allow her to join Sophie and I.

I like short little guys. Can sit them on my lap and use them like a fleshlight.

I'd tear Sarkozy up.

Mentat: I surrender.

OMFG why are the bottom of her shoes red? That's farking stupid!

detfrost1: Mentat: I surrender.

OMFG why are the bottom of her shoes red? That's farking stupid!

I didn't even realize she had feet...

Carla Bruni in a beautiful outfit (new window)

Yes, NSFW in some prudish countries...

Hindmost: Well, it's what you do in France.

This

I think I'll be doing the French thing this friday with wife and one of her friends.

Phil Herup: Hindmost: Well, it's what you do in France.



THIS.


Social Liberalism is good.

Very good.

That's what they've been trying to tell us the whole time!.

detfrost1: I like short little guys. Can sit them on my lap and use them like a fleshlight.

You're a gay man and you don't know the answer to:

OMFG why are the bottom of her shoes red? That's farking stupid!

WTF???

/stereotype, moi?

Sun God: WhyteRaven74: Somehow I don't the French expect anything else. Indeed there's a good chance there's no hard feelings at all. She's Italian and he's French, not exactly two groups who mind affairs among the successful/powerful.

What's funny about what you said is that Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel are a couple. I guess Julius Caesar conquering the Gauls had an effect.

Must... Go... To Italy!!.

Lawnchair: detfrost1: Mentat: I surrender.

OMFG why are the bottom of her shoes red? That's farking stupid!

Know how I know you're... well, probably female?

detfrost1: I like short little guys. Can sit them on my lap and use them like a fleshlight.

I'd tear Sarkozy up.

Read my posts again stud.

FarkinNortherner: detfrost1: I like short little guys. Can sit them on my lap and use them like a fleshlight.

You're a gay man and you don't know the answer to:

OMFG why are the bottom of her shoes red? That's farking stupid!

WTF???

/stereotype, moi?


Not really! Anyone whom didn't notice its obviously colorblind.

Also I hate the color red, I really do, when I see it I become like a bull.

HATE red. (My abusive mother's favorite color, so yeh..issues).

Mentat: I surrender.

Also...does anyone else think she kind of looks like Famke Jansen (Jean Grey).

Il Douchey: If they will cheat with you on someone
they will cheat on you with someone

This. My ex married a guy she cheated on me with. He was too dumb to understand the point you just made. She cheated on him and now they are divorced.

detfrost1: Mentat: I surrender.

Also...does anyone else think she kind of looks like Famke Jansen (Jean Grey).

(looks at picture again) Yeah, I can see that.