So Mario feels at home.



I mean he's used to walking mushrooms, spiked turtles, et al.

Vote Bertha! I mean... ummm... damn.

So Australia invented dwarf-throwing contests...that explains it

Well, six armed ladies with blue skin make sure that "these pipes... are CLEEEEEAAAN!"

WHAT plumbing exhibition. What the heck are they talking about. It's a circus side show- not plumbing. What does #1 have to do with #2?. Get it? #2? *crickets*

/Laughs at own plumbing pun.

Do they need a "Dead-end Career Man?"

Allow me to be the first to say "Gooba Gobba, Gooba Gobba".

Once again, this proves the truth of Dave Barry's statement that he could never create a world stranger than the one we already live in.

And he might not get the kind of "unusual exhibitionists" he's looking for . . .

*chirp* *chirp*

I wish my hair was as nice looking as Jo Jo's

Now I know why tigers eat their young.. OK....

If you can't see how it relates, maybe you don't belong in the fresh new world of plumbing.

"unusual appendages"

Mmmmmmmmm Maggie

"dwarf-throwing contests,"

Its dwarf-tossing asshole!!

/I've got nothing

I don't see what a plumbing exhibition has to do with a freak show. I mean............... huh?

Oh, please.

Let them have their sideshow; the people of Australia aren't going to start believing that disabled people/people with genetic mutations are freaks just because of this.

And dwarf-throwing sounds farking awesome.

Am I losing it, or did the user profile thing used to not open in the centre frame [with the ads and things on the sides]?

/confused

Dammit! Albinos aren't freaks! The girl I lost my virginity to was an albino. She is a very beautiful and classy woman. Actually, she is a freak, but that had nothing to do with her appearance.

Pataud - You aren't losing it. I don't think. Well, now that I think about it, you probably are.

Excellent reference, LawTalkingGuy.

Wish I could remember the plumber joke from early Steve Martin!

Anyone?

They were trying to create a circus side show atmosphere. The Dixie Chicks were booked up. So they had to go public.

What's the deal with peoples curiosity of albino's?

I have two uncles that are albino and except for lack of pigment they are very normal people.


/rant>

Bmr68 - I'm pretty sure it's because of their lack of pigment.

Three freaks go in, one comes out
(Plumbing exhibits in Bartertown)

Okay, I just read my post, and people shouldn't change tense in the middle of a sentence.

/grammar nazi

So what's the motto of this plumbing company? "We're plumb FREAKY about supplying quality plumbing supplies!"

Dang, Steelwelder, now I'm wondering what it'd be like to fark an albino girl. I've already had fantasies about having sex with this one hot midget girl at my uni.
(Wait, did I say that out loud?)

Why are people so fascinated with my grandpa? Except for the conjoined fetus attached to his face he's a very normal person.

Squidward
It is all white and pink.

No Princess Bride pics?

THE PIT OF DESPAIR!

Steelwelder, where's the pics? :)

"FEATURING AN AMAZING SHOW-CLOSING PERFORMANCE BY EDGAR WINTER!!!"

Side Show
NSFW due to three breasted woman.

I knew a girl in college who had hairy nipples...

Mikemir
Sorry man, I am at work, and all of the pics are at home. Anyways, I gave all of THOSE pics back to her. I am only so strong, and they would have been shown off long before now if I still had them in my posession. I knew this at the end of the relationship and gave them back to her.

Big_Bad_Dad:
So I was on this routine sprinkler maintainence job...

something something Langstrom something Gangley Wrench...

Kazaa here I come...

Sheseala That is one helluva website - thanks.

"Crawfish Boy?!"

Just another case of so-called "normal people" trying to stop something they personally find morally-objectionable. I know a couple of little-people that make good money dwarf-tossing at parties, they get so pissed when some do-gooder tries to make it illegal 'cause they think it is exploiting the little-person. It's how they pay the rent a lot of the time and I'm sure it's no different from how a bearded lady or someone with unusual appendages pays their rent. Are these crusader ass-hats going to hire them?

Also, what does Michelle Branch have to do with Bukkake?

LawTalkingGuy You wanna buy a monkey?

So glad that "Cabin Boy" was recognized.

SuburbanCowboy Don't let them give you any of that flank steak bullshiat. Try the London Broil!

Ah haha, I love this. I want to go to a freak show. Finally a place where you can stare at someone's freakiness without having to pretend you aren't looking.

Is freakiness a word?

Steelwelder
Okay, I just read my post, and people shouldn't change tense in the middle of a sentence.

/grammar nazi

You probably should also say "I" instead of "people" in the above posting. Just a suggestion from another grammar nazi.

BIG BAD DAD:

This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job, and he started working on a Finley sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7-inch Gangley wrench.

His apprentice leaned over and said, "You can't work on a Finley sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7-inch wrench." Well, this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and reads:

"The Langstrom 7-inch wrench can be used with the Finley sprocket."

Just then the little apprentice leaned over and says, "It says SPROCKET, not SOCKET."

with thanks to Kazaa for the mp3

a bearded womAN, not womEN.

I like fuzzy bunnies.