Why? Sounds like the perfect person to ask.

Over in one.

/hot

radioman_: Why? Sounds like the perfect person to ask.

Over in one.

I guess LAPD may have been a better choice, but if the target is in NY then yes a retired NYPD officer would be the perfect person to ask. Preferably one with a major drug addiction and is not a private detective.

Well that guy has a pretty much slam dunk win in terms of using the "biatch be crazy" reason for getting a divorce.

Seems like they're always cops.

I'd hit it.

Don't ask the retired cops, they are retired because they have made enough money taking people out and are living the dream.

Need to find current NYPD staff, they are hungry for cash

el wharrrgarblo: I could be wrong, but whenever I see these it's always the wife trying to get the husband killed.

Also, more and more statistics are showing that women are just as likely to perpetrate violence against men.


So why is they guy the one who goes to jail 90% of the time when the cops get called?

Maybe the men are smart enough not to ask former cops not to do it... or just do it themselves.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

Why? Sounds like the perfect person to ask.


As long as the husband is black.


/I keed! I keed!

It's amazing how unhappy these wealthy people are.

el wharrrgarblo: Treygreen13: el wharrrgarblo: I could be wrong, but whenever I see these it's always the wife trying to get the husband killed.

Also, more and more statistics are showing that women are just as likely to perpetrate violence against men.


So why is they guy the one who goes to jail 90% of the time when the cops get called?

Maybe the men are smart enough not to ask former cops not to do it... or just do it themselves.

Eh, maybe.

Why would a real man need to subcontract? He should already own a nice cabin in the woods and a fishing boat on a deep lake.

ha-ha-guy: Well that guy has a pretty much slam dunk win in terms of using the "biatch be crazy" reason for getting a divorce.

No, I didn't say she was crazy I said she's farking goofy!

NSFW Link

I read it as "when asking someone to find a hitman to kill subby"

So she's single now, right?

Next time, try Craigslist.

ha-ha-guy: el wharrrgarblo: Treygreen13: el wharrrgarblo: I could be wrong, but whenever I see these it's always the wife trying to get the husband killed.

Also, more and more statistics are showing that women are just as likely to perpetrate violence against men.


So why is they guy the one who goes to jail 90% of the time when the cops get called?

Maybe the men are smart enough not to ask former cops not to do it... or just do it themselves.

Eh, maybe.

Why would a real man need to subcontract? He should already own a nice cabin in the woods and a fishing boat on a deep lake.

And a wood chipper

Lock'n Load: ha-ha-guy: el wharrrgarblo: Treygreen13: el wharrrgarblo: I could be wrong, but whenever I see these it's always the wife trying to get the husband killed.

Also, more and more statistics are showing that women are just as likely to perpetrate violence against men.


So why is they guy the one who goes to jail 90% of the time when the cops get called?

Maybe the men are smart enough not to ask former cops not to do it... or just do it themselves.

Eh, maybe.

Why would a real man need to subcontract? He should already own a nice cabin in the woods and a fishing boat on a deep lake.

And a wood chipper

She drowned and then the lake washed her up into my woodchipper!

ZeroCorpse: It's amazing how unhappy these wealthy people are.

They're doing it wrong.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Why? Sounds like the perfect person to ask.

Came here to say this.

/not

Detective John Kelly snickers...

What a maroon. Everyone knows the undercover hitman/real hitman ratio is off the farking charts.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to rendezvous with a sexy girl I met on the Internet. BRB.

Craptastic: Seems like they're always cops.

I suspect it's always true of "freelance" "hitters." It's a common assumption that various crime organizations employ hitters, but it seems to me the risk/reward ratio is way too high to freelance in that line of work.

Subby, that is exactly who you ask. My proof (new window)

It's rather disturbing and pathetic how often I've seen that come up.

Treygreen13: el wharrrgarblo: I could be wrong, but whenever I see these it's always the wife trying to get the husband killed.

Also, more and more statistics are showing that women are just as likely to perpetrate violence against men.


So why is they guy the one who goes to jail 90% of the time when the cops get called?

Maybe the men are smart enough not to ask former cops not to do it... or just do it themselves.

When a man wants to kill someone, generally they're pissed off enough that they'll do it themselves. Also, it's just easier for a bigger person to do things like haul a body to the basement, lay out plastic sheeting, saw it into six separate pieces, wrap up said pieces in plastic wrap and then in a carpet, put that carpet in their car, drive to the beach to the boat they've rented with the radar that shows deep parts of the ocean, pick up the carpet, weigh it down with cinderblocks and throw it overboard. And first you have to shave the head, pull out the teeth, burn the fingers and the head to the point where identification is impossible.... Alternately there are barrels of lime that could be filled, or bathtubs in Hell's Kitchen. Or if, like me, you live near a swamp with gaters, you might find, as a smaller person, that the canoe you got at the garage sale is more difficult to paddle with the dead weight of a human body in the back.

Just saying.

Classified Ads in the back of Soldier of Fortune -that's where she shoulda' been lookin.

That poor woman, what did that despicable husband of hers do to force her do such a thing?

RockIsDead: Does every woman on Long Island look like Amy Fisher?

Local ordinance

el wharrrgarblo: I could be wrong, but whenever I see these it's always the wife trying to get the husband killed.

Also, more and more statistics are showing that women are just as likely to perpetrate violence against men.


So why is they guy the one who goes to jail 90% of the time when the cops get called?

I don't think many men would like to admit to another person that their wife smacks them around.

Wow, all those former NYPD detectives and this person had to find the one honest, law-abiding one?

Note to dumbasses:
If you aren't already mobbed up, DON'T HIRE A HITMAN. YOU WILL GET AN UNDERCOVER COP.

//should get 20 extra years for stupidity.

el wharrrgarblo: Treygreen13: el wharrrgarblo: I could be wrong, but whenever I see these it's always the wife trying to get the husband killed.

Also, more and more statistics are showing that women are just as likely to perpetrate violence against men.


So why is they guy the one who goes to jail 90% of the time when the cops get called?

Maybe the men are smart enough not to ask former cops not to do it... or just do it themselves.

Eh, maybe.

"Do it themselves" is the correct answer. Lots more women than men are killed by significant others. see stats.. You keep reading about wives hiring to kill hubbies because 1) dumbasses who hire undercover cops are more newsworthy than ho-hum homicide stories and 2) you get most of your news on fark.

I'd get hit for it!

Baldanders: Treygreen13: el wharrrgarblo: I could be wrong, but whenever I see these it's always the wife trying to get the husband killed.

Also, more and more statistics are showing that women are just as likely to perpetrate violence against men.


So why is they guy the one who goes to jail 90% of the time when the cops get called?

Maybe the men are smart enough not to ask former cops not to do it... or just do it themselves.

When a man wants to kill someone, generally they're pissed off enough that they'll do it themselves. Also, it's just easier for a bigger person to do things like haul a body to the basement, lay out plastic sheeting, saw it into six separate pieces, wrap up said pieces in plastic wrap and then in a carpet, put that carpet in their car, drive to the beach to the boat they've rented with the radar that shows deep parts of the ocean, pick up the carpet, weigh it down with cinderblocks and throw it overboard. And first you have to shave the head, pull out the teeth, burn the fingers and the head to the point where identification is impossible.... Alternately there are barrels of lime that could be filled, or bathtubs in Hell's Kitchen. Or if, like me, you live near a swamp with gaters, you might find, as a smaller person, that the canoe you got at the garage sale is more difficult to paddle with the dead weight of a human body in the back.

Just saying.

You've put some thought into this, I see...

ZeroCorpse: It's amazing how unhappy these wealthy people are.

Not really. Most people with ordinary incomes run their money. When you get a lot of money, money runs YOU. There's truth in this, apart from the obvious Fark meme.

physt: /hot

/hitable
also starts with H :)