Drink up, Georgey boy!

I've been to one Academy Awards and a couple of Golden Globes. EVERYBODY is tripping...

Mugato: No one is ever sober at these things. Except maybe Robert Downey Jr, who is in recovery.

I dunno, Tony Stark seemed a little "slurry" Sunday night. Maybe it was just a slight flub but that coupled with the shades made me a little worried that he'd fallen off the wagon. Maybe he's just working the Lindsey Lohan program now.

The guy's the new Clark Gable, no doubt about it. I just wasn't impressed by his "fake" bad attitude at the Oscars.

As for RDJ: glad he's alive, but he's hardly the first performer ever to survive substance abuse and blacklisting.

/Nobody can be Jack Nicholson, but Clooney's coming close.

Hey! Speaking of which, where is Jack these days? Did anyone see him there on Sunday? He usually gets the 1st row.

I'd let George Clooney do me!!!!!

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'd hate to be a celebrity and have every move and every drink monitored by the press, and to be scrutinized by the public. I get enough judgment bullshiat from the kindergarteners.

Maybe if you weren't keeping them caged in your basement.

/And clean that clown suit.

George Clooney. I swear he is the hottest man on earth.

The Romero copter just flew over to announce that folks get their booze on at gatherings such as this.

Who the fark prints this shiat as remotely article-worthy?

Not that you need to go looking for more, but here's another reason it doesn't suck to be George Clooney.



/HOT

I try not to like him, since everybody else does, but every time that camera was on him at the Oscars, I thought, god, he is so hot.

"I'm never gettin married! Like Clooney."

How else do you pass time during a 3.5 hour ceremony?

Article said he had Jack Daniels in his flask. Bullshiate. He's a Kentucky boy. It was Maker's or Woodford Reserve.

brigid_fitch: /Nobody can be Jack Nicholson, but Clooney's coming close.

Best story about Jack comes from former SNL cast member Jim Breuer who had just finished shooting went to an all night party and then on the way down the elevator at some building ran into Jack, who apparently looked top notch at the time. Jim noted that the only thing said between the two was Jack quoting "You look like how I feel"

I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.

Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.


Yeah, he's unconvincing as a fake drunk. That cuts down on the roles he'll be offered.

Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.

Yeah, too many women and not enough time in the day.

yakmans_dad: Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.


Yeah, he's unconvincing as a fake drunk. That cuts down on the roles he'll be offered.

I dunno, dude. I remember talk about how much bottle hittin' he was doing on the sets of the Ocean movies. In interviews, he's freely referred to excessive imbibing. Showing up to shoot with a hangover and what-not. He was even reported as drunk when he got into that near dust-up with Fabio, wasn't he?

AMPAS gets sand in its vagina about this in 3.... 2... 1...

I bet it doesn't suck to suck George Clooney either.


/damn that man is sweet!

Scott the Twat: yakmans_dad: Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.
Yeah, he's unconvincing as a fake drunk. That cuts down on the roles he'll be offered.

I dunno, dude. I remember talk about how much bottle hittin' he was doing on the sets of the Ocean movies. In interviews, he's freely referred to excessive imbibing. Showing up to shoot with a hangover and what-not. He was even reported as drunk when he got into that near dust-up with Fabio, wasn't he?

He can't be drinking that much or it would show. Dude's almost 50--you can't overindulge very much at that age and have it not show in your face.

skinny-lil-b: I bet it doesn't suck to suck George Clooney either.


/damn that man is sweet!

FWIW I look exactly like George Clooney.

InferiousX: skinny-lil-b: I bet it doesn't suck to suck George Clooney either.


/damn that man is sweet!

FWIW I look exactly like George Clooney.

If you did, you'd have a picture on your profile.

cryinoutloud: Scott the Twat: yakmans_dad: Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.
Yeah, he's unconvincing as a fake drunk. That cuts down on the roles he'll be offered.

I dunno, dude. I remember talk about how much bottle hittin' he was doing on the sets of the Ocean movies. In interviews, he's freely referred to excessive imbibing. Showing up to shoot with a hangover and what-not. He was even reported as drunk when he got into that near dust-up with Fabio, wasn't he?

He can't be drinking that much or it would show. Dude's almost 50--you can't overindulge very much at that age and have it not show in your face.

Maybe.

However, I stand by my prediction. Rehab within three years.

Scott the Twat:
Maybe.

However, I stand by my prediction. Rehab within three years.

You sound like a twa- wait a minute...

cryinoutloud: Scott the Twat: yakmans_dad: Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.
Yeah, he's unconvincing as a fake drunk. That cuts down on the roles he'll be offered.

I dunno, dude. I remember talk about how much bottle hittin' he was doing on the sets of the Ocean movies. In interviews, he's freely referred to excessive imbibing. Showing up to shoot with a hangover and what-not. He was even reported as drunk when he got into that near dust-up with Fabio, wasn't he?

He can't be drinking that much or it would show. Dude's almost 50--you can't overindulge very much at that age and have it not show in your face.

See: Vaughn, Vince

Scott the Twat: cryinoutloud: Scott the Twat: yakmans_dad: Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.
Yeah, he's unconvincing as a fake drunk. That cuts down on the roles he'll be offered.

I dunno, dude. I remember talk about how much bottle hittin' he was doing on the sets of the Ocean movies. In interviews, he's freely referred to excessive imbibing. Showing up to shoot with a hangover and what-not. He was even reported as drunk when he got into that near dust-up with Fabio, wasn't he?

He can't be drinking that much or it would show. Dude's almost 50--you can't overindulge very much at that age and have it not show in your face.

Maybe.

However, I stand by my prediction. Rehab within three years.

I like how your entire basis of prediction is that he has a flask. I have one too. Should I schedule myself for AA meetings?

He's always admitted to liking the booze, but also said that he didn't want to end up like his uncle, who died from alcoholism. I hope he keeps things in check. And he's still the damn sexiest man around.

InferiousX, if you looked like him, you wouldn't have the time of day to fark around here.

Wait, people *don't* carry flasks normally?



I hate this world.

freetomato: InferiousX: FWIW I look exactly like George Clooney.

I suppose it's possible.

I bet the high schol reunion was awkward.

scarmig: Wait, people *don't* carry flasks normally?

Carry them? No.

Store them in my desk, bookshelf, car and boat? Yes.

/Wait, i don't own a boat
//Whose boat is my flask in?

RevMercutio: Scott the Twat: cryinoutloud: Scott the Twat: yakmans_dad: Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.
Yeah, he's unconvincing as a fake drunk. That cuts down on the roles he'll be offered.

I dunno, dude. I remember talk about how much bottle hittin' he was doing on the sets of the Ocean movies. In interviews, he's freely referred to excessive imbibing. Showing up to shoot with a hangover and what-not. He was even reported as drunk when he got into that near dust-up with Fabio, wasn't he?

He can't be drinking that much or it would show. Dude's almost 50--you can't overindulge very much at that age and have it not show in your face.

Maybe.

However, I stand by my prediction. Rehab within three years.

I like how your entire basis of prediction is that he has a flask. I have one too. Should I schedule myself for AA meetings?

Jeebuz. Did you even read what you quoted?

For the record, I have as big a man crush on the guy as any of you jamokes. Just keeping it real.

Came to profess my love for the Clooney with all the other sight having ladies and men.

Someone should create a George Clooney fantasy camp...I'd plunk down a load of money to live like him for a couple of weeks.

MaxxLarge: As far as I'm concerned, George Clooney can pretty much do whatever the f*ck he wants.

Preferably to me, with great vigor.

wantyou2wantme:

Best celebrity portrait evar.

Ihopethisnamewillfi: Scott the Twat: I'm gonna be called a Debbie Downer here, but I think George might have a little problem.

On the radio this morning they were talking of a report saying that Clooney is a functioning alcoholic. Not sure what the source was but it seems possible.

Who cares? Is it affecting your life?

Is there such thing as a "functioning alcoholic"? If you can live a normal life, but you happen to drink more than the average joe, doesn't that just mean you can hold your booze?