So where are the doctors who wrote up these guidelines, and why are they not living naked in a leper colony right now?

torch: So where are the doctors who wrote up these guidelines, and why are they not living naked in a leper colony right now?

Because torture works. 10000 years is a long ass time. If torture didn't work, we'd have stop doing it to each other by now.

doglover: torch: So where are the doctors who wrote up these guidelines, and why are they not living naked in a leper colony right now?

Because torture works. 10000 years is a long ass time. If torture didn't work, we'd have stop doing it to each other by now.

I really want to respond to this but I think it's probably a troll and I was already trolled pretty bad today

torch: So where are the doctors who wrote up these guidelines, and why are they not living naked in a leper colony right now?

Because America Does Not Torture™!

SnakeLee: doglover: torch: So where are the doctors who wrote up these guidelines, and why are they not living naked in a leper colony right now?

Because torture works. 10000 years is a long ass time. If torture didn't work, we'd have stop doing it to each other by now.

I really want to respond to this but I think it's probably a troll and I was already trolled pretty bad today

I know just how you feel, except for the being trolled bad today.

You can't dust for vomit.

Right about now, at the Ensure Plus headquarters, there's a meeting taking place in which some upper-level executives and a hired gun consultant or two are discussing very solemnly whether or not this information is best ignored or addressed with indignation. And one of them is about to lean back in his chair, fold his hands behind his head, gaze thoughtfully up at the ceiling, sigh deeply, and proclaim: "What if were to just own this? You know, turn it to our advantage?" And in the long, pregnant silence that ensues, a new ad campaign is born. It's magic moments like these that keep you going.

Pocket Ninja: Right about now, at the Ensure Plus headquarters, there's a meeting taking place in which some upper-level executives and a hired gun consultant or two are discussing very solemnly whether or not this information is best ignored or addressed with indignation. And one of them is about to lean back in his chair, fold his hands behind his head, gaze thoughtfully up at the ceiling, sigh deeply, and proclaim: "What if were to just own this? You know, turn it to our advantage?" And in the long, pregnant silence that ensues, a new ad campaign is born. It's magic moments like these that keep you going.



/not really quick and dirty, more like medium and dirty

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You can't dust for vomit.

I was going to say something about torture being bad and all...but you, um, threw my train of thought.

At least we aren't dealing with spontaneous combustion.

doglover: torch: So where are the doctors who wrote up these guidelines, and why are they not living naked in a leper colony right now?

Because torture works. 10000 years is a long ass time. If torture didn't work, we'd have stop doing it to each other by now.

Argumentum ad antiquitatem. 10 yard fallacy penalty.

Well, that article was uplifting.

Torture does work. This is just what happens when Torture meets the unstoppable force that is Health and Safety.


You'll never change the fact that torture works. Sometimes people will say anything, though, just to make it stop.

So, you know, you gotta be careful.

this will be included in "the men who stare at goats: part 2"?

doglover: torch: So where are the doctors who wrote up these guidelines, and why are they not living naked in a leper colony right now?

Because torture works. 10000 years is a long ass time. If torture didn't work, we'd have stop doing it to each other by now.

How else were we going to find out if all those women really were witches?

TORTURE!^TM Protecting you from the minions of Satan for over 600 years!

Ensure: It doesn't add years to your life, it adds life to your years...perhaps weeks...whatever.

give me doughnuts: "When we torture people, they tell us what we want to hear 100% of the time. Can't argue with those results!"

The Angry Hand of God: General Pershing Approves!

Incorrect internet rumor is incorrect.

Three out of four terrorists recommend Ensure dietary supplement before and after each session. The fourth terrorist was then water boarded until he, too agreed.

Four out of Four Terrorists agree - Ensure gives you the vitamin and minerals necessary to remember the information your inquisitors want.

Sardonic_Padre: Which begs the question: Why hasn't the previous administration been brought up on charges?

I don't know. There seems to me to be more than enough evidence for a grand jury.