WTF?

His last words:

"Ow, my balls!"

That's really farking stupid.

You can get lead poisoning from something like that...

Getting your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's a way to go!

Takes balls to do that.

Any guesses on what music was playing?

I was wondering what a pencil looked like. To boot, this is not a jumbo souvenir pencil.

you'd think he would have just, i don't know...jumped.

The inquest heard Mr Burton had suffered a single psychotic episode in 2006 but when he died he was sociable and healthy and looking forward to a holiday

I not sure, but I am thinking thay may have missed something.
He did like in the UK

Really? You work on a scaffolding high in the air every day and you kill yourself by repeatedly ramming a dull pencil into your yam-bag?

The only thing I can think of is that he was a closet pedo who was digusted with his own behavior.

Now he's sportin' wood.

He was window cleaner and probably worked on scaffolding, and couldn't possibly find another way to do it?

It take graphite and gumption to go that way, so he holds my respect.

Jebus... was jumping out of the window too obvious for him?

/scared of obvious tag?

If he wanted to exist no more, he should have used the eraser end and just rubbed himself out.

FTA..Blunt end...Ouch

you would think that he would sharpen it first...

Jester Arm: He was window cleaner and probably worked on scaffolding, and couldn't possibly find another way to do it?

He could have slit his wrists and then jumped. Probably would've made a bit of a mess though.

This is what happens when the state has severe gun controls. Hell, they even have restrictions on knives.

2B, or not 2B? That is the question.

I don't know - if you're gonna off yourself you may as well do it in such a way that no one can call you a coward. Stabbing your junk repeatedly with a novelty pencil isn't exactly taking the easy way out. It is, however, taking the comically surreal way out.

Ow..just..ow.

I mean,imagine it. A large blunt pencil is in your hand, and you jam it into your nuts. You gasp in pain as your testes are now bruised. You bring your arm down again and blood squirts on your hand as the pencil tip punctures your scrotum. You howl in pain like nobody has ever felt before, yet you continue and bring it down one more time, this time skewering your balls on the pencil tip. Intense, rippling pain shoots up your back and you pass out, blood pouring from your demolished groin.

Just...ow.

Looks like this guy was tired

/sunglasses

of being number two...

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He must have had one hell of a case of crabs, either that or writer's block.

The headline made me picture him doing it while on the scaffolding. Like in front of the window of a board meeting full of people.

The article really let me down

Getting your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's a way to go!

Laplander is a derogatory term, not in N-word territory, but certainly equivalant to darkie or Sambo. And it's spelled wrong, for double fail.

We do not bite off human nuts, either. You'll have to do that yourself.

- a proud Saami.

KangTheMad 2010-03-09 11:45:11 AM

Ow..just..ow.

I mean,imagine it. A large blunt pencil is in your hand, and you jam it into your nuts. You gasp in pain as your testes are now bruised. You bring your arm down again and blood squirts on your hand as the pencil tip punctures your scrotum. You howl in pain like nobody has ever felt before, yet you continue and bring it down one more time, this time skewering your balls on the pencil tip. Intense, rippling pain shoots up your back and you pass out, blood pouring from your demolished groin.

Just...ow.


Jesus, dude.
TMI
Too much imagination.

obscure?

Captain Darling
2B, or not 2B? That is the question.

Ha. Funny, captain darling!

Mr Burton's sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother. crazycooter: Any guesses on what music was playing?

Mr Burton's sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother.

Maybe he was playing B.B. King

Nobody loves me, but my mother,
And she could me jivin` too.

Nobody loves me, but my mother,
And she could me jivin` too.

Now you see why I act so funny, baby,
When you do the things you do.

thelordofcheese: wild9: WTF?

Disappointing Weeners.

I bring nothing to the table.

He could have smeared his crotch with honey and sat on an ant den.

Ashtrey: Really? You work on a scaffolding high in the air every day and you kill yourself by repeatedly ramming a dull pencil into your yam-bag?

The only thing I can think of is that he was a closet pedo who was digusted with his own behavior.

Thisy this. Or, his would-be victim did it.

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: Looks like this guy was tired

/sunglasses

of being number two...

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAnd, love it.

The man seems to have some serious rage at his giblets.

doubled99: KangTheMad 2010-03-09 11:45:11 AM

Ow..just..ow.

I mean,imagine it. A large blunt pencil is in your hand, and you jam it into your nuts. You gasp in pain as your testes are now bruised. You bring your arm down again and blood squirts on your hand as the pencil tip punctures your scrotum. You howl in pain like nobody has ever felt before, yet you continue and bring it down one more time, this time skewering your balls on the pencil tip. Intense, rippling pain shoots up your back and you pass out, blood pouring from your demolished groin.

Just...ow.


Jesus, dude.
TMI
Too much imagination.

Can I have your dreams now?

What a jumbo souvenir pencil may look like.

Bwhahahahaha! I LOL'd!

"Hello Mr. Burton, welcome to the London Sperm Bank. Just take this pencil and sit over there and fill out this sample survey."

"Ummm ok, with this pencil?"

"Yes sir, just fill out that paper."

"AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"

Either he had psychotic strength and no sense of pain, or maybe he had help. I mean seriously, why do they jump to "suicide" when the guy wasn't suicidal?

Or at least say what the tox screen was. I can believe PCP. But would that would make it more "accidental" than "suicide."

Was he a fool from South Central?

The inquest?

We will pencil you in for Thursday.

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jamming a Pair of Scissors into Your Crotch Repeatedly FAQs
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may want to turn down the speakers if you're at work or dislike reggae.

Just the tip...

It only hurts the first time.

I hear delayed reactions to watching reality TV are getting pretty common.