Fark off, Lohan. You have a super common name. You don't get to claim all references to that name as talking about you. Farking hell. Next we'll have celebrities named John, Matt, and Susan making similar claims.

$100M will sure buy a lot of coke

Her mother has taught her well. She must be so proud.

Apparently she's been sharing her coke with her lawyers. This is farking retarded.

Can't she just use something she is more known for, like "Fire Crotch"?

I was really offended, too.

I meant by the article. They called her an actress?

You know I saw that ad and never once thought the baby girl was supposed to be or in any way connected to Lindsey Lohan. Now that she has pointed it out, yeah that is kind of funny. Pathetic and sad that she would sue over it, but funny.

What, was the baby in the commercial named Firecrotch?

"Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."


If by "everybody" you mean you, her, and two of her friends, then maybe.

I noticed her lawyer had to use Lindsay's last name so we'd know who the fark she was talking about...

"the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna."

Or Charo.

I bet she wants to have a "$100 million dollar crack party!"

Mugato: kxs401: Hey, she has only herself to blame for the bad associations we have with the name Lindsay.

It is pretty funny that the ad featured an "addict" named Lindsey and she immediately thought of herself.

i was gonna say exactly this.

Milkawhat?

This may be the first time, a person had come foward and literally said, "Im that whore, pay me my money". Groundbreaking really...

Not named in suit:

You mean single-name recognition as a drugged up skank?

She forgot the Bionic Woman.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Wagner

Eh, I'll do her anyway.

Lindsey Lohan never even crossed my mind whenever I saw that commercial so I'd have to say she's probably wrong to think that
she has that kind of 1 word name recognition.

Uh-huh. So when does Madonna get to sue the Catholic Church? Because that would be awesome.

The first thing I thought of was the commercial where the Baby called the golfer a Shankopotamus and I thought Lindsay Lohan Skankopotamus!

Then I thought Milkoholic and thought how could she be a milkoholic? There is no way on god green earth that Lindsey could suck a drop of mil out of Samatha Ronson teat. never gonna happen.

|I hope this goes to court -- the entertainment value would be priceless.

If your name and addiction appear in a commercial, movie, television series, novel, etc., and the first thought is you, you should probably reconsider the direction of your life.

I so wanna be at the party she throws if she wins this lawsuit.

/there will be coke

I couldn't be an attorney. I would feel so used and dirty.

Skanky ho says what?