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(AP) Weird Auctioneer sells souls to highest bidder, one "Mr. Mephistopheles"   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 46
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2010-03-09 09:28:17 AM
download.lardlad.com

/Simpsons did it!
//pogs
///way to breathe, no breath
 
2010-03-09 09:28:20 AM
Auctioneer sells souls a couple of glass bottles to highest bidder

What a rip-off. Everyone knows that when you buy a soul, it comes with a contract.
 
2010-03-09 09:51:59 AM
I am willing to sell my soul.

Bidding starts at $1000, I will put it in a nice glass bottle and give you a sweet looking contract on vellum.
 
2010-03-09 10:01:29 AM
Aw man, I wish I could get in on that action, but I already sold my soul to rock 'n' roll. \m/
 
2010-03-09 10:04:59 AM
Next up on the block, a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

/that's a big Twinkie...
 
2010-03-09 10:09:20 AM
img687.imageshack.us

/obscure?
//Edison's spirit in a glass vial
 
2010-03-09 10:26:55 AM
DannyJunior

first thing I thought of too
 
2010-03-09 10:38:14 AM
I heard he outbid Louis Cyphre.
 
2010-03-09 10:45:39 AM
NuttierThanEver: DannyJunior

first thing I thought of too


Ditto.
 
2010-03-09 10:55:36 AM
calbert: /Simpsons did it!
//pogs
///way to breathe, no breath


i'd rather sell my soul for a formula one race car
 
2010-03-09 11:04:45 AM
Can you sell someone else's soul to the devil at the crossroads at midnight in exchange for outlandish blues-playing talent? It wouldn't seem right.
 
2010-03-09 11:05:26 AM
/Harry Angel surrenders
 
2010-03-09 11:05:43 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons: calbert: /Simpsons did it!
//pogs
///way to breathe, no breath

i'd rather sell my soul for a formula one race car


Hell, I'd sell my soul for a bag of Skittles right about now...
 
2010-03-09 11:08:29 AM
www.morethings.com
 
2010-03-09 11:09:40 AM
i171.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-09 11:11:15 AM
Man the losing bidder Lou C. Fur998 is gonna be pissed
 
2010-03-09 11:12:34 AM
fruitloop: i171.photobucket.com

Bum-bum-bumblee, Bumblebee tuna!

/but done in one
 
2010-03-09 11:12:46 AM
 
2010-03-09 11:21:20 AM
mreuther: www.morethings.com

WORSHIP ME! BECOME MY WILLING THRALL!

/Your honor... I'm the Devil.
 
2010-03-09 11:21:26 AM
Paparazzi captured shots of the transaction... [new window]
 
2010-03-09 11:24:04 AM
They're not even her own "soul"? Damn, I wish I had thought of this idea. How can I get people to pay thousands of dollars for empty glass vials? Furthermore, if her claims were true (which they aren't), how does one establish ownership over a soul? Does that come with the house?
 
2010-03-09 11:29:48 AM
Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2010-03-09 11:32:18 AM
Damnit...I just couldn't find a box of mallomars in time.
 
2010-03-09 11:33:14 AM
Let's ride...
 
2010-03-09 11:36:00 AM
Shostie: NuttierThanEver: DannyJunior

first thing I thought of too

Ditto.


You know how I can tell we're gay? (or maybe women?)
 
2010-03-09 11:38:25 AM
lh5.ggpht.com
Mephisto?
 
2010-03-09 11:40:09 AM
"Well, well...finishing something?"

img361.imageshack.us
 
2010-03-09 11:40:40 AM
DannyJunior 2010-03-09 10:23:21 AM

I can haz it ur soul?
 
2010-03-09 11:42:49 AM
Cythraul: You know how I can tell we're gay? (or maybe women?)

Is it all the dicks?
 
2010-03-09 11:57:25 AM
i39.tinypic.com

/Chichikof laughs at the amateur.
 
2010-03-09 12:06:38 PM
Came for SNL reference and mreuther delivers.... kudos sir.

"I'm a bar fly..."
 
2010-03-09 12:14:17 PM
P. T. Barnum was right
 
2010-03-09 12:19:54 PM
rcain: My card pretty lady^

Oooohhh. Too bad you're not a singer.

/+1 internets to you, good sir.
 
2010-03-09 12:35:38 PM
Awesome subby! My favorite PS3 game ever, my son calls it the hardest game you will ever love.
 
2010-03-09 12:46:55 PM
I'd have bought the souls, then gone back to the house where they'd been captured in order to let 'em out again.
 
2010-03-09 12:50:37 PM
www.scenicreflections.com

Does not approve/
 
2010-03-09 01:00:15 PM
Also, Mephistopheles is a woman. I didn't realize it at first either.
 
2010-03-09 01:04:14 PM
Hades, I would sell my soul right now to the highest bidder!
 
2010-03-09 01:47:31 PM
wow, simspsons reference AND a gogol reference.

/me likes this thread.
 
2010-03-09 02:04:05 PM
www.comixpedia.com

Sinfest FTW.
 
2010-03-09 02:45:24 PM
You know, I killed that bastard 25 times today, and he still didn't drop a Stormshield!
 
2010-03-09 05:02:24 PM
i4.photobucket.com

www.e4.com
 
2010-03-09 05:45:19 PM
NuttierThanEver: DannyJunior

first thing I thought of too


Oh, well, I never!...

/My 2 year old loves those poems
 
2010-03-09 08:37:18 PM
patrick767: /obscure?
//Edison's spirit in a glass vial


That was my first Powers book.

I'm amazed at how he can have about 47 different plotlines, and have them all come together in the final chapter.

/still looking for The Anubis Gates
/after buying the soul, did he rape a boy in the dressing room?
 
2010-03-09 08:49:08 PM
Came for the Reaper reference, leaving happy. And I'm glad you did it, too. I don't accept failure... EVER.

/wishes that show would come back
//knows it's not
///close to selling his soul to Ray Wise to make it happen.
 
2010-03-10 11:47:35 AM
Mister Peejay
That was my first Powers book.

I'm amazed at how he can have about 47 different plotlines, and have them all come together in the final chapter.
/still looking for The Anubis Gates


Still looking for Anubis Gates? It's in print. I don't think it ever went out of print. Several of Powers books that were out of print when I tracked them down have been re-released too (Stress of Her Regard, Drawing of the Dark, On Stranger Tides). Dinner at Deviant's Palace is still out of print, as are the two I haven't read, Epitaph in Rust and The Skies Discrowned.

Anyway... I'm hit or miss with Powers. I love Last Call. I thought Anubis Gates was good. Expiration Date was okay. I had a hard time getting through Earthquake Weather. I never could get all the way through Declare. Sorry, but that was just a real yawner. Three Days to Never was okay.
 
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