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(Herald-Leader) Asinine Two idiots in a fraternity at submitter's Alma Mater allegedly wrapped some kid in TP and set him on fire. What was the stupidest thing you ever did in college? Bonus: look at the smirk on their mugshots   (kentucky.com) divider line 317
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2010-03-09 08:49:51 AM
The stupidest thing I ever did was not do more stupid stuff.
 
2010-03-09 08:50:14 AM
How oedipal, setting their mummy on fire like that.
 
2010-03-09 08:52:04 AM
So, what's their fark handle?
 
2010-03-09 08:52:23 AM
The stupidest thing I ever did in college was to go to college...
 
2010-03-09 08:53:29 AM
media.kentucky.com

Go, stereotypes!
 
2010-03-09 08:53:43 AM
Listening to the asshats who said liberal arts shows employers you are well rounded.
 
2010-03-09 08:55:47 AM
Tripped balls in the art museum.

Sounds like fun, right?

Yeah, don't do that.
 
2010-03-09 08:57:31 AM
It's a toss up between bringing a stapler for the computer lab I worked in or becoming a fundamentalist evangelical christian.
Missing one of two tests for a class because I couldn't bring myself to tell the person I was talking to I had to go comes 2nd.
 
2010-03-09 08:58:45 AM
i149.photobucket.com
NNnyyess - they seemed to have confused razing with hazing as it were.
One can assume these are Harvard peons.
 
2010-03-09 08:59:04 AM
Well, I never joined a fraternity, so I've got that going for me.
 
2010-03-09 08:59:20 AM
Climbed up onto the roof of one of the dorm lounges while tripping balls.

Nothing happened, but that was pretty stupid.

Re: the article:

Boys are dumb.
 
2010-03-09 08:59:23 AM
McKinley ignored the officers' request to go to the lobby of the fraternity house. McKinley suddenly said "f--- you" and began to swing his fist toward officers.

That seems like the wrong approach to take
 
2010-03-09 09:00:28 AM
Okay, little short story here. The house I grew up in had two frats on one side, one on the other, and one across the street. My first car was a VW Beetle which I parked at the curb. One morning I went out and it was face-in to the curb, with a ticket on it. When I went to traffic court and explained who my neighbors were, it was dismissed.
When I was younger I played whiffleball with those guys - good times!
No whiffleball jokes, please.
 
2010-03-09 09:01:59 AM
Third In Line: No whiffleball jokes, please.

There is no "H" in Wiffle Ball.
 
2010-03-09 09:02:33 AM
Green?
Woah.
Brace for impact!
 
2010-03-09 09:02:48 AM
So that's a wrap party. Wish they'd been there after Gigli.
 
2010-03-09 09:02:55 AM
Never went to college. I did short out the entire physics department at my school once, with a bang. Weeeeeee.
 
2010-03-09 09:03:40 AM
Jaboobinator: Third In Line: No whiffleball jokes, please.

There is no "H" in Wiffle Ball.


But there are hotdogs in the anus in many frat initiations.
 
2010-03-09 09:04:24 AM
X1's Here: Green?
Woah.
Brace for impact!


This won't be pretty. I'll go ahead and get the popcorn ready.
 
2010-03-09 09:04:31 AM
Green? Oh lordy...
 
2010-03-09 09:04:43 AM
Im glad I never joined a frat.

I learned to drink good beer instead of Natty Light.
 
2010-03-09 09:04:59 AM
Third In Line: Okay, little short story here. The house I grew up in had two frats on one side, one on the other, and one across the street. My first car was a VW Beetle which I parked at the curb. One morning I went out and it was face-in to the curb, with a ticket on it. When I went to traffic court and explained who my neighbors were, it was dismissed.
When I was younger I played whiffleball with those guys - good times!
No whiffleball jokes, please.


hehehe
How hard did the judge laugh when you told him?
 
2010-03-09 09:05:07 AM
Two idiots in a fraternity

Redundant.
 
2010-03-09 09:05:41 AM

since this is green, lemme just get this out of the way...

I blame Obama.
 
2010-03-09 09:06:56 AM
We didn't have frats at Hillsboro Community College. :( Wouldn't have joined one, anyway, too busy working at the same time.
But I did fall off of a bridge into the water three stories down, though.

/Go HCC Hawks!
 
2010-03-09 09:07:08 AM
Trying a major I hated because I thought it would land me a good job.

That or sleeping with too many smirking frat boys.

/One is too many
 
2010-03-09 09:07:10 AM
trainwrecky and inappropriate: since this is green, lemme just get this out of the way...

I blame Obama.


This never happened until we got a professor in the White House. Sure, we had lots of redneck "Hey y'all, watch this" but no fraternity pledges burned at the stake.
 
2010-03-09 09:07:44 AM
i149.photobucket.com
Good Gawd, we're green?
I'm getting fat, drunk and stupid before the frosh get here.
 
2010-03-09 09:10:19 AM
This thread would be a really good cut/paste location for the Cowboy-Threesome story from yesterday.
 
2010-03-09 09:10:35 AM
I_C_Weener: This never happened until we got a professor in the White House.

James Garfield was a professor. He taught at Hiram College. So was Wilson, I think. But Wilson was a motherf*cking jackass.
 
2010-03-09 09:11:00 AM
well the entire house sounds like a bunch of assholes. punching people in the face for no reason, threatening to kick someone when they're down, setting someone on fire?

half those guys will probably end up in jail by the time they're 30.
 
2010-03-09 09:11:07 AM
I did a lot of stupid shiat in college, everyone does. That's what college is for. But all the stupid shiat I did would have only harmed myself if it had gone badly.

Like riding on top of cars, in trunks, couch surfing down stairs (thanks Jager), stealing street signs, etc. The list goes on and on. But I wouldn't trade a second of it.
 
2010-03-09 09:13:28 AM
I_C_Weener: This never happened until we got a professor in the White House.

that's racist.
 
2010-03-09 09:14:44 AM
At my school, SAE's nickname was "Sexual Assault Expected." They had statues of lions outside, and allegedly, when they sexually assaulted someone they would paint the lions.
 
2010-03-09 09:16:04 AM
CtrlAltDelete: I_C_Weener: This never happened until we got a professor in the White House.

James Garfield was a professor. He taught at Hiram College. So was Wilson, I think. But Wilson was a motherf*cking jackass.


A black professor?
 
2010-03-09 09:17:31 AM
sweetmelissa31: At my school, SAE's nickname was "Sexual Assault Expected." They had statues of lions outside, and allegedly, when they sexually assaulted someone they would paint the lions.

Did you go to Carnegie Mellon too?
 
2010-03-09 09:18:35 AM
I'd have to go with getting engaged.
 
2010-03-09 09:18:37 AM
I dated frat boys
 
2010-03-09 09:19:02 AM
trainwrecky and inappropriate: I_C_Weener: This never happened until we got a professor in the White House.

that's racist.


What's wrong with being racy?
 
2010-03-09 09:19:11 AM
Either the 8 foot bong or the mixture we used to put on passed out people called "fire semen" which was a combination of habanero sauce, corn starch, and water. It looks like spunk, and as it dries it cakes onto the individual's skin, causing them to un-pass out in a fiery rage.
 
2010-03-09 09:19:17 AM
McKinley suddenly said "f--- you" and began to swing his fist toward officers. One officer trying to apprehend McKinley was struck in the face, according to court records.

McKinley paid 10 percent of a $5,200 bond and was released from jail. He is scheduled for arraignment Thursday.


Is that a typical bond for assaulting a police officer or is that the rich white kid discount?
 
2010-03-09 09:23:42 AM
sigdiamond2000: rich white kid discount

They have rich people at UK? Or in K period?
 
2010-03-09 09:23:53 AM
Petit_Merdeux: Two idiots in a fraternity

Redundant.


Beaten to the punch.

/don't rape me, bro!
 
2010-03-09 09:25:57 AM
Wow. Frat boys never change.

You just want wipe the douchieness off their faces with a sledge hammer.
 
2010-03-09 09:30:06 AM
kxs401: Did you go to Carnegie Mellon too?

Yes!!
 
2010-03-09 09:33:45 AM
sweetmelissa31: kxs401: Did you go to Carnegie Mellon too?

Yes!!


I was only there for my freshman year (2001-2002) before I transferred to Penn State, but I joined a sorority and spent way too much time at the frats. I even dated a Beta... and yes, he was a football player. I was such a cliche!
 
2010-03-09 09:41:13 AM
McKinley ignored the officers' request to go to the lobby of the fraternity house. McKinley suddenly said "f--- you" and began to swing his fist toward officers.

doubleviking.com

Wrong answer.
 
2010-03-09 09:52:04 AM
kxs401: I was only there for my freshman year (2001-2002) before I transferred to Penn State, but I joined a sorority and spent way too much time at the frats. I even dated a Beta... and yes, he was a football player. I was such a cliche!

We were there at the same time then- 2001-2002 was my Freshman year, too. Where did you live? I didn't join a sorority, but I did date a guy from AEPi if that counts as a fraternity (for those who didn't go to CMU, it was the Jewish frat, and they didn't serve alcohol).
 
2010-03-09 09:54:42 AM
sweetmelissa31: kxs401: I was only there for my freshman year (2001-2002) before I transferred to Penn State, but I joined a sorority and spent way too much time at the frats. I even dated a Beta... and yes, he was a football player. I was such a cliche!

We were there at the same time then- 2001-2002 was my Freshman year, too. Where did you live? I didn't join a sorority, but I did date a guy from AEPi if that counts as a fraternity (for those who didn't go to CMU, it was the Jewish frat, and they didn't serve alcohol).


McGill, third floor. You?
 
2010-03-09 09:55:41 AM
sigdiamond2000: McKinley suddenly said "f--- you" and began to swing his fist toward officers. One officer trying to apprehend McKinley was struck in the face, according to court records.

McKinley paid 10 percent of a $5,200 bond and was released from jail. He is scheduled for arraignment Thursday.

Is that a typical bond for assaulting a police officer or is that the rich white kid discount?


It's the son of a judge deep discount.
 
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