So, what's their fark handle?

It's a toss up between bringing a stapler for the computer lab I worked in or becoming a fundamentalist evangelical christian.
Missing one of two tests for a class because I couldn't bring myself to tell the person I was talking to I had to go comes 2nd.

NNnyyess - they seemed to have confused razing with hazing as it were.
One can assume these are Harvard peons.

Well, I never joined a fraternity, so I've got that going for me.

Climbed up onto the roof of one of the dorm lounges while tripping balls.

Nothing happened, but that was pretty stupid.

Re: the article:

Boys are dumb.

Okay, little short story here. The house I grew up in had two frats on one side, one on the other, and one across the street. My first car was a VW Beetle which I parked at the curb. One morning I went out and it was face-in to the curb, with a ticket on it. When I went to traffic court and explained who my neighbors were, it was dismissed.
When I was younger I played whiffleball with those guys - good times!
No whiffleball jokes, please.

Green?
Woah.
Brace for impact!

Jaboobinator: Third In Line: No whiffleball jokes, please.

There is no "H" in Wiffle Ball.

But there are hotdogs in the anus in many frat initiations.

X1's Here: Green?
Woah.
Brace for impact!

This won't be pretty. I'll go ahead and get the popcorn ready.

Green? Oh lordy...

Im glad I never joined a frat.

I learned to drink good beer instead of Natty Light.

Third In Line: Okay, little short story here. The house I grew up in had two frats on one side, one on the other, and one across the street. My first car was a VW Beetle which I parked at the curb. One morning I went out and it was face-in to the curb, with a ticket on it. When I went to traffic court and explained who my neighbors were, it was dismissed.
When I was younger I played whiffleball with those guys - good times!
No whiffleball jokes, please.

hehehe
How hard did the judge laugh when you told him?

Two idiots in a fraternity

Redundant.

trainwrecky and inappropriate: since this is green, lemme just get this out of the way...

I blame Obama.

This never happened until we got a professor in the White House. Sure, we had lots of redneck "Hey y'all, watch this" but no fraternity pledges burned at the stake.

Good Gawd, we're green?
I'm getting fat, drunk and stupid before the frosh get here.

At my school, SAE's nickname was "Sexual Assault Expected." They had statues of lions outside, and allegedly, when they sexually assaulted someone they would paint the lions.

CtrlAltDelete: I_C_Weener: This never happened until we got a professor in the White House.

James Garfield was a professor. He taught at Hiram College. So was Wilson, I think. But Wilson was a motherf*cking jackass.

A black professor?

I'd have to go with getting engaged.

trainwrecky and inappropriate: I_C_Weener: This never happened until we got a professor in the White House.

that's racist.

What's wrong with being racy?

McKinley suddenly said "f--- you" and began to swing his fist toward officers. One officer trying to apprehend McKinley was struck in the face, according to court records.

McKinley paid 10 percent of a $5,200 bond and was released from jail. He is scheduled for arraignment Thursday.

Is that a typical bond for assaulting a police officer or is that the rich white kid discount?

sigdiamond2000: rich white kid discount

They have rich people at UK? Or in K period?

Petit_Merdeux: Two idiots in a fraternity

Redundant.

Beaten to the punch.

/don't rape me, bro!

Wow. Frat boys never change.

You just want wipe the douchieness off their faces with a sledge hammer.

kxs401: Did you go to Carnegie Mellon too?

Yes!!

kxs401: I was only there for my freshman year (2001-2002) before I transferred to Penn State, but I joined a sorority and spent way too much time at the frats. I even dated a Beta... and yes, he was a football player. I was such a cliche!

We were there at the same time then- 2001-2002 was my Freshman year, too. Where did you live? I didn't join a sorority, but I did date a guy from AEPi if that counts as a fraternity (for those who didn't go to CMU, it was the Jewish frat, and they didn't serve alcohol).

sigdiamond2000: McKinley suddenly said "f--- you" and began to swing his fist toward officers. One officer trying to apprehend McKinley was struck in the face, according to court records.

McKinley paid 10 percent of a $5,200 bond and was released from jail. He is scheduled for arraignment Thursday.

Is that a typical bond for assaulting a police officer or is that the rich white kid discount?

It's the son of a judge deep discount.