Meh, I'd still penis her. And isn't that what it's all really about?

She clearly has NO IDEA about the history of psychology.

I think Brooke Shields remains one of the most beautiful women on earth (that's famous anyway, I haven't personally seen every single woman on earth.)

Her career is post-mortem at this point.

She doesn't need to work another day in her life. Shes rich, her hubby makes bank, and she does what she wants all day long. I would bet if she wanted to be on the screen, she would be. Why would she care what some nobody thinks about her career.

Submitter, post ONE movie in which you were a star. Just one.

unfarkingbelievable: I think Brooke Shields remains one of the most beautiful women on earth (that's famous anyway, I haven't personally seen every single woman on earth.) I've met her in person - the woman is radiant. Damn, if I only ruled the world...

I'd hit it.

"As a toothpaste model, er Supermodel, I believe I am still in the public's eye," said Miss Brookes to the taxi driver.

"That's swell," replied the taxi driver, "but I asked you where you was goin'."

"Oh, I'm going to branch out to mouthwash modeling. Just as soon as they allow spitting in commercials. I've been practicing. Watch."

"Hey don't spit your water all over my cab. Git the hell out now!"

"But it was a convincing spit, right?"

"Just get thew hell out now!"

"Okay, buh bye!"

/that scene just happened in my mind

Apparently, cosmetic procedures are the drug. I don't know what she did, but she really looks like a guy to me now. Or am I the only one?

bump

Well she did have to spend all that reward money for Spicolli rescuing her then blowing the money hiring Van Halen to play at his birthday party...




Awesome!

Come on, she was just on a "Sleeping with Celebrities" segment in the Funny or Die show on HBO.

Subby Brooke Shields says fame is "like a drug." She must be getting desperate for a fix, though, as she's suffering post-partum depression from her career

Knows all too well the allure of fame:

I love me some Brooke Sheilds.

Here is why I will always love her.

I was at an awards show she was hosting in a very small theater. The original host had bailed and Shields was cool enough to take on the job with less than 3 hours to prepare.

About 30 minutes into the show she returned to the podium holding a small box of band aids explaining that her husband had grabbed her back stage and informed her that her nipples were showing through her dress in an alarming way. So, she reaches into the box of band-aids and in front of 499 people opens one and proceeds to stick her hand down her dress and slaps it right on the left titty. Same again for the right one.

I love that woman.

Fame is power. Real power, not the psychosomatic high you get from drugs. Makes it both more useful and more dangerous. Combined with a cause, you can control an army. Combined with a plan, you can control an economy. Combined with both, you can control a government.

"Same again for the right one."

I've got to admit, she just went up in my estimation as well...

Harry Freakstorm: "As a toothpaste model, er Supermodel, I believe I am still in the public's eye," said Miss Brookes to the taxi driver.

"That's swell," replied the taxi driver, "but I asked you where you was goin'."

"Oh, I'm going to branch out to mouthwash modeling. Just as soon as they allow spitting in commercials. I've been practicing. Watch."

"Hey don't spit your water all over my cab. Git the hell out now!"

"But it was a convincing spit, right?"

"Just get thew hell out now!"

"Okay, buh bye!"

/that scene just happened in my mind

Has anyone told you lately how brilliantly inventive you are?

perdu: Apparently, cosmetic procedures are the drug. I don't know what she did, but she really looks like a guy to me now. Or am I the only one?

She hasn't had any work done. You've just gone gay.

Came for the "glib" reference, leaving satisfied.

Oh, I see a Hurt Locker sequel/parody here!

Tatterdemalian: Fame is power. Real power, not the psychosomatic high you get from drugs. Makes it both more useful and more dangerous. Combined with a cause, you can control an army. Combined with a plan, you can control an economy. Combined with both, you can control a government.



Yeah...what he said.

I don't think she's depressed, subby, but I don't blame you for reading her wrong. All that Botox has a way of wiping away proper facial expression.

A director once said of Shields, "She's a professional. She shows up on time and knows all her lines." That's probably more than you can say nice about the coked-up bimbos infesting Hollywood these days. Brooke Shields seems to be a lovely, sane person. I've no need to snark on her.

radioman_: I've no need to snark on her.

What are you doing on FARK?

Brooke will always hold a special place in my heart, she was my first crush when I was a youngster. She still looks fantastic, I'd guess she'll be one like Sophia Loren where she'll look hittable well into her 70's. At least I'm hoping.

FarkinHostile: She doesn't need to work another day in her life. Shes rich, her hubby makes bank, and she does what she wants all day long. I would bet if she wanted to be on the screen, she would be. Why would she care what some nobody thinks about her career.

Submitter, post ONE movie in which you were a star. Just one.

Subby had a promising film career, but it was side-tracked by an over-sensitive gag reflex.

Tatterdemalian: Fame is power. Real power, not the psychosomatic high you get from drugs. Makes it both more useful and more dangerous. Combined with a cause, you can control an army. Combined with a plan, you can control an economy. Combined with both, you can control a government.

So, what are you trying to say here?

This is a quotation from Lord Acton, in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton, 1887:

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."

you'll always be Susan Stewart to me!

/her accent was hor-ri-ble

She always seemed to be a beautiful, sweet person IMO. I loved her book Down Came The Rain,.

But when she milked a certain celeb funeral - someone she never saw or spoke to again after 1991 - for all it was worth, I wondered how much of it was for "face time". Hey, at least she didn't blame the Great Recession for her lack of work.

olddinosaur: She wasn't stacked like that twenty years ago, tits are definitely fake.

She didn't have two kids twenty years ago either.

mitchcumstein1: You're so glib Subby, you're so gilb.

I so want to kick that midget Cruise in his tiny penis just because he's a Co$ douche. The only reason he married Nicole Kidman was because he wanted someone around him that was a worse actor.

i'd fark the thetans out of her.

mitchcumstein1: You're so glib Subby, you're so gilb.

*pic of tom cruise*

He can't even fly! I can fly.

mitchcumstein1: You're so glib Subby, you're so gilb.

came for this, leaving happy

Want fame? Just make a deal with fellow:



_{/hot as a New Orleans Devil}

ParadisePornoTheater: She always seemed to be a beautiful, sweet person IMO. I loved her book Down Came The Rain,.

But when she milked a certain celeb funeral - someone she never saw or spoke to again after 1991 - for all it was worth, I wondered how much of it was for "face time". Hey, at least she didn't blame the Great Recession for her lack of work.

Micheal Jackson and Brooke Shields... In one way, or the other, both helped me "Beat It" in the 80's!

Who?