Now, the snarky side of me wants to say something like,

"Geez, lady. You're supposed to leave a dish out with food and water for them."

Then again, the parent in me wants to grab that daffy biatch by her hair and punch her in the face while someone grabs those babies up and takes them some place where they can get the love and attention they need.

My life was so much easier before I had kids...

+1 subby. I LOL'd

schattenteufel: VS.



...to the death!

/whoever wins, we lose.

more like ...

meets

"Police said 21-year-old Kissanna Bailey was taken to the hospital moments after her arrest."

Pretty sure I hate white people more and more every day!

He fixes the cable?

Somewhere in eastern Europe there's probably a kiddie porn director writing a script for this.

No "He found the children anywhere between the hours of 7 am and 8 pm" jokes yet?

Sapper_Topo: "Police said 21-year-old Kissanna Bailey was taken to the hospital moments after her arrest."

Pretty sure I hate white people more and more every day!

Small things loom large in small minds.

schattenteufel: VS.



...to the death!

/whoever wins, we lose.


/hiding behind the ring with a steel chair.

Wrong_Intentions: No "He found the children anywhere between the hours of 7 am and 8 pm" jokes yet?

Dude, why don't you just write the damn joke instead of lifting your leg and urinating on it?

I ain't got all day! (new window)

A pair of 3-year-old twin girls and a 1-year-old girl...

"I've seen the kids out playing at 10:30 at night on the swing set and running up and down the street"

Impressive... My 4 year old still has to be helped onto the swings.

/suspects embellishment

Goetz: Does FARK have a filter that randomly switches between Thier, They're and There?

Just wondering, because it's either that or you farkers are retarded.

Well their spell checker over there is the one they're using.

/Am i doing it right?

Raug the Dwarf: Now, the snarky side of me wants to say something like,

"Geez, lady. You're supposed to leave a dish out with food and water for them."

Then again, the parent in me wants to grab that daffy biatch by her hair and punch her in the face while someone grabs those babies up and takes them some place where they can get the love and attention they need.

My life was so much easier before I had kids...

The parent in you sounds like he's raising some selfish douchebag crotchfruits.

irwhiteboi: Raug the Dwarf: Now, the snarky side of me wants to say something like,

"Geez, lady. You're supposed to leave a dish out with food and water for them."

Then again, the parent in me wants to grab that daffy biatch by her hair and punch her in the face while someone grabs those babies up and takes them some place where they can get the love and attention they need.

My life was so much easier before I had kids...

The parent in you sounds like he's raising some selfish douchebag crotchfruits.

Yeah. Cause if there's one thing that spoils your kids and turns them into selfish douchbags, it's love and attention. Right?

From your post, you got plenty of love and attention as a kid too.

Almost a perfect headline, had it been:

"Cable Guy" "Found" "Kids" "Home Alone" then every word would have been a movie title.

So close.

Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Raug the Dwarf: irwhiteboi: Raug the Dwarf: Now, the snarky side of me wants to say something like,

"Geez, lady. You're supposed to leave a dish out with food and water for them."

Then again, the parent in me wants to grab that daffy biatch by her hair and punch her in the face while someone grabs those babies up and takes them some place where they can get the love and attention they need.

My life was so much easier before I had kids...

The parent in you sounds like he's raising some selfish douchebag crotchfruits.

Yeah. Cause if there's one thing that spoils your kids and turns them into selfish douchbags, it's love and attention. Right?

From your post, you got plenty of love and attention as a kid too.

Yes, and yes.

USCLaw2010: /hiding behind the ring with a steel chair.

I can't believe there are people who pay to see his act. I swear, all you have to do to keep his audience entertained is talk about farts, shiat, and asses for an hour, you don't even need punchlines.

Worthless mother.
Worthless social workers.
What are the odds that this dumb biatch gets her kids back once the media attention goes away? Probably fairly high odds given that her history with social services goes all the way back to when her twins were born and it took a public story about her to get the worthless social workers to take the kids away.
It's really too bad for the kids because they're still young enough that they would still have a chance of being decent adults if they could be placed with a nice family instead of being sent back to "Kissanna".

ham006: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Hah! Jocelyn Testes-Harder! Best nom de plume (nom de net?) I've seen in a while.

Of course she wasn't home, the farking cable was out and Jersey Shore was on.

So, did he fix the cable or not?

I guess this is what people mean when they say people treat television like a babysitter.

Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

ham006: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Holy Fark, that is a joke blog right? Nobody can seriously do that, blog about it, and read it? Let alone do all that and not realize they are a douche?

ham006: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Link (new window)

fatkidinabeenie: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

ham006: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Holy Fark, that is a joke blog right? Nobody can seriously do that, blog about it, and read it? Let alone do all that and not realize they are a douche?

I think it's fairly obvious that blog is satirical. The writing style alone is too good for such a "moron."

Ashtrey: ham006: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Link (new window)

You just THINK it's satire, that is that biatchs TRUE FEELINGs. Every time someone links her all i can think is i'd like to throw up. I know REAL woman and cursing does not make me feel this way. I have known crack heads that carry themselves better than this trash.

irwhiteboi: fatkidinabeenie: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

ham006: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Holy Fark, that is a joke blog right? Nobody can seriously do that, blog about it, and read it? Let alone do all that and not realize they are a douche?

I think it's fairly obvious that blog is satirical. The writing style alone is too good for such a "moron."

You may be right, i did think "how can someone this deranged put together a sentence as well as she does" this is at the level of Larry the cable guy, comedy for the very bottom of the rung, and when the rest of us are drunk off our arses.

Put away your homework
Forget about your job
just crank up the volume
and yank off the knob

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Goetz: Does FARK have a filter that randomly switches between Thier, They're and There?

Just wondering, because it's either that or you farkers are retarded.

People in glass houses often forget the I before E rule. Their. Their. Their. Practice it. Master it. Become it. Their. Their. Their.
Or just don't call people retarded unless you can spell correctly a word most second graders know.

I before E except after C and when it makes a "A" sound like weigh or their. But then things just get weird.

Goetz: Does FARK have a filter that randomly switches between Thier, They're and There?

Just wondering, because it's either that or you farkers are retarded.

I'm sure if we check out all of you're previous posts we'd find that their are plenty of examples of you're own stupidity. Your just being mean, calling all farkers retarded. They're are plenty of examples of intelligent farkers in numerous threads. Your making a mistake by grouping all but you're self together and labeling us all retarded.

/I'm so punny.
//At least I make myself laugh.

ham006: irwhiteboi: fatkidinabeenie: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

ham006: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Holy Fark, that is a joke blog right? Nobody can seriously do that, blog about it, and read it? Let alone do all that and not realize they are a douche?

I think it's fairly obvious that blog is satirical. The writing style alone is too good for such a "moron."

You may be right, i did think "how can someone this deranged put together a sentence as well as she does" this is at the level of Larry the cable guy, comedy for the very bottom of the rung, and when the rest of us are drunk off our arses.

The comments are comedy gold. The people who think satire all praise her and laugh. People who may or may not think she's serious send wishes of death and destruction.

Genju: ham006: irwhiteboi: fatkidinabeenie: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

ham006: Brown Sauce: I ain't got all day! (new window)

That is one CRAZY biatch. you should warn people b4 you link her. Everytime i read something from her, all i can think is trailer trash. She is the nastiest person you could ever meet. the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't weigh like 450 yet. Totally disgusting. She's such a F*****ing lady.

Holy Fark, that is a joke blog right? Nobody can seriously do that, blog about it, and read it? Let alone do all that and not realize they are a douche?

I think it's fairly obvious that blog is satirical. The writing style alone is too good for such a "moron."

You may be right, i did think "how can someone this deranged put together a sentence as well as she does" this is at the level of Larry the cable guy, comedy for the very bottom of the rung, and when the rest of us are drunk off our arses.

The comments are comedy gold. The people who think satire all praise her and laugh. People who may or may not think she's serious send wishes of death and destruction.

Maybe this one just hit too close to home, I work in customer service oriented job, and DUMB asses lying to me, when i know they are clearly lying, and trying to scam, when a simple i broke by phone and need it fixed would suffice. Get enough of that customer always right crap, sometimes the customer is an asshole. That cable guy get enough complaints like that he could lose his job, and he MAY be one of the good ones.

ham006:
Maybe this one just hit too close to home, I work in customer service oriented job, and DUMB asses lying to me, when i know they are clearly lying, and trying to scam, when a simple i broke by phone and need it fixed would suffice. Get enough of that customer always right crap, sometimes the customer is an asshole. That cable guy get enough complaints like that he could lose his job, and he MAY be one of the good ones.

Well then this one is definitely for you

This is why I have a cat. This same situation is totally fine when it's a cat.

omris: This is why I have a cat. This same situation is totally fine when it's a cat.

It's also easier to get a cat to shiat in a box in the corner. Probably tough to get a kid to stop once you get them started though...

Someone has a link to a study on this I'm sure.

Brown Sauce: ham006:
Maybe this one just hit too close to home, I work in customer service oriented job, and DUMB asses lying to me, when i know they are clearly lying, and trying to scam, when a simple i broke by phone and need it fixed would suffice. Get enough of that customer always right crap, sometimes the customer is an asshole. That cable guy get enough complaints like that he could lose his job, and he MAY be one of the good ones.

Well then this one is definitely for you

See, that's what i mean. She is just a biatch, If i caught a co-worker doing that shiat I would narc on them. I have never in my life narced on someone, but that would do it.I like most in my position(didn't even say my company, that goes without saying{in case i'm being monitored}lol) do LIKE HELPING people. And the biatch's like her on either side of the phone make life bad for everyone. It sounded MEEN not funny. Can't remember the comedian's name, on Bob and Tom, would call all types of call centers and stuff and give them hell, but his was funny not mean and spiteful and with panties full of sand.

Evidently the cable company in Central Florida has a deal with police where they will go into homes and report any weird shiat they see.

Step 1. Send cable guy
Step 2. ???
Step 3. No warrant needed
Step 4. Profit