I see you, biatch

I guess two orders of magnitude plus in gross sales doesn't equal an Oscar.

Is James Cameron gonna have to choke a biatch?

I strangle thee, I strangle thee, I strangle thee... now I must throw dog-poop on your shoes!

{Ah-nold voice}

"Are you Kathryn Bigelow?"

I have a roll of money this big around in the limo...let's hit some strip clubs!

"Give me back my balls you coont!"
"Ha! Ha! They make lovely earrings."

"Tell David Carradine I said hello..."

Hey Jimmy, that kind of foreplay was OK when we were married, but now I like it a bit rougher and my safe word is still blueberry

Honey, have you ever rubbed one off while being asphyxiated?

I told you so.

I should've done this years ago!

I'm still the King of the World... and you're going to be the Queen of HELL!

"Invisible horse collar!!"

"whinny...neigh"

I bet that whole Stiller thing was your idea!

You never did anything productive while we were married and now you won an Oscar? I guess you want a hug now, right... RIGHT?

"Hurt Locker?!! I'll show you a hurt locker!"

Remember that chain in my basement that went around your neck like this? Man, Linda Hamilton hated that thing.

"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Remember when I used to do this? Great times. I have a little statue in my pants right now.

Slaves2Darkness: "Give me back my balls you coont!"
"Ha! Ha! They make lovely earrings."

You should have enabled voting. You would have mine.

All I have to console myself is my hundreds of millions of dollars AND THESE BEAUTIFUL HANDS.

Johnny Utah made you! Damn you Zombie Swayze!!!

Tell you what, dear; you start running, and I'll show you my motion-capture skills.

Yes, hon, the Oscar awards are a great big industry circle-jerk. You are so right about this I just want to choke you like a chicken! lolz

Remember the restraining order Jimmy?

In the Avatar sequel a biatch who looks a lot like you dies a lot like this.

I'll never let go!

Well that's great, that's just farkin' great, man. Now what the fark are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shiat now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fark are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

James Cameron's brief foray in to the snuff film genre was stopped by seven security guards, Oprah Winfrey and a scotched up Jack Nicholson.

During the Oscars, Cameron vowed to win an award next year for best Snuff Film knowing full well there was no such award. His announcement brought a laugh from Miss Bigelow who announced "How? CGI? No real snuff fan would buy anything from you, geek boy."

Cameron then turn to Bigelow and so "No CGI, biatch" and proceeded to strangle her. Security was called by Adam Sandler's seat holder who said they were blocking the actor's view of the ceremony had Sandler actually shown up. While the guards were trying to untangle the due, Oprah Winfrey screamed "Oprah Smash!" and leaped from row 34 in to the melee.

Jack Nicholson then waded in to the fight looking for "any old biatch to punch." He left the fight early for a smoke break.

Cameron announced today that his snuff movie has been put on hiatus indefinitely. His next project will be a live action version of the Road Runner / Coyote cartoon with Cameron playing the Road Runner and Kathryn Bigelow as the Coyote. "Meep Meep!" Cameron is reported as saying.

Always kill the hooker.

"...and right after you come, I stop choking you. I promise. It's fantastic; you'll love it!"

What happened to your goiter?

...your face needs more CGI but I can handle your neck with practical special effects. My hands let me show you!

"...and that's when I strangled her, your honor."

..your face needs more CGI but I can handle your neck with practical special effects. My hands let me show you!

/now with voting

Haha! Your movie sucked.

/you decide which one is saying it
//both movies sucked

"Get away from her, you biatch!"

Let's see you direct WITHOUT EYES!!

Kathryn, you misunderstand me. In my village, this is the traditional pose of apology.

Look I washed for supper.