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Superfark: Hart was previously a hitman.

In related news, Bret Hart is going to fight Vince McMahon on Wrestlemania. Old wounds, huh.

You've gotta have heart. All you really need is heart. When the odds are sayin' you'll never win. That's when the grin should start ...

This Hart to heart moment brought to you by AT&T

Not much of a coincidence really, I mean, did you know that this guy called Hart also has a....heart!
And years from now, this guy Hart will die and his heart will stop. Wow!

Wow, so this marks the one time AT&T's service has actually helped someone?

approves

Dexter's Next Victim: You've gotta have heart. All you really need is heart. When the odds are sayin' you'll never win. That's when the grin should start ...

If I only had a... (new window)

Anyone else misread the author's name?

And why does he find it necessary to put his name in the title?

Why the hell is his e-mail there too?

AgentKGB: approves

Maybe it was really him that answered the phone ...

This man... owes his life to Jesus.

It sure as H. E., double hockey-sticks, wasnt AT&T that kept him alive.

More proof (as if you needed it) of God's grace.

[Ironic]

/ducks and runs

TomD9938: This man... owes his life to Jesus.

It sure as H. E., double hockey-sticks, wasnt AT&T that kept him alive.

More proof (as if you needed it) of God's grace.

Actually at no point did Jesus step out and help, the guy woke up and drove home to where paramedics and firemen were waiting because of...wait for it, the AT&T lady called and reported it.

TomD9938: This man... owes his life to Jesus.

It sure as H. E., double hockey-sticks, wasnt AT&T that kept him alive.

More proof (as if you needed it) of God's grace.



I'd say it's more proof that coincidences like this make the news because of all the other people who die of heart attacks with no feel-good journalism potential. Especially if it's around Christmas.

I"m having...severe... chest...pains...and...I'd like to talk about...my roaming...charges....OOOoooaooogh...and rollover minutes.

kayanlau: AgentKGB: approves

Maybe it was really him that answered the phone ...

It wasn't his brother, that's for sure.

/too soon?

b2e44: the guy woke up and drove home to where paramedics and firemen Jesus was waiting because of...wait for it, the AT&T lady called and reported it

FTFY

Dont thank me.

Your salvation is thanks enough.

TomD9938: b2e44: the guy woke up and drove home to where paramedics and firemen Jesus was waiting because of...wait for it, the AT&T lady called and reported it

FTFY

Dont thank me.

Your salvation is thanks enough.

My salvation is laying in an urn. Me and Jesus will talk about that soon enough.

Dr. Luftwaffle: rollover minutes.



Look deep into her deadlights...

UsikFark: Dr. Luftwaffle: rollover minutes.



Look deep into her deadlights...

bwahaha, that's good.

Obviously, his name was not Owen.

b2e44: bwahaha, that's good.

It was either that or b2e44: bwahaha, that's good.

It was either that or flaming jesus to scare the xtians.



click thumbnail to pop, iirc was originally for a Fark PS thread

UsikFark: b2e44: bwahaha, that's good.

It was either that or flaming jesus to scare the xtians.



click thumbnail to pop, iirc was originally for a Fark PS thread

haha, nice.

Ball Zitch: Thanks for the link for that scene from Wizard of Oz. I enjoyed watching that again. Haven't seen it in years.

UsikFark: I'd say it's more proof that coincidences like this make the news because of all the other people who die of heart attacks with no feel-good journalism potential. Especially if it's around Christmas.



As to your easy dismissal of the miracle TFA shows us, all I can say to you is, "Do not fark...with the Jesus!"

TomD9938: UsikFark: I'd say it's more proof that coincidences like this make the news because of all the other people who die of heart attacks with no feel-good journalism potential. Especially if it's around Christmas.



As to your easy dismissal of the miracle TFA shows us, all I can say to you is, "Do not fark...with the Jesus!"

Tha's right man

Jgok

While this is truly a heartwarming story, I just have to say...

FTA: The pain radiated from his arm to his chest and jaw. He went inside, where his mother wanted to call 911 for him. Instead, he told her he would be OK, and he left to call about his cell phone.


Seriously, how does a 60-year-old man not know that's a heart attack?

Wishful thinking. Plus Baby Boomers don't like to think of themselves as old. Yeah, it was stupid of him to be that deep in denial.

/has Baby Boomer mother

He's my number one.

Corporations are evil. The people far down on the totem pole are more caring. I wouldn't be surprised to see her fired for some frivolous reason in the near future.

Dr. Luftwaffle

I"m having...severe... chest...pains...and...I'd like to talk about...my roaming...charges....OOOoooaooogh...and rollover minutes.

I'm sure he had severe roaming rollovers on the floor in pain.

You think that's something? In the New York Herald, November 26, year 1911, there is an account of the hanging of three men. They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey; Husband, Father, Pharmacist and all around gentle-man resident of: Greenberry Hill, London. He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. They were identified as: Joseph Green, Stanley Berry, and Daniel Hill.

Gangway Fathead: You think that's something? In the New York Herald, November 26, year 1911, there is an account of the hanging of three men. They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey; Husband, Father, Pharmacist and all around gentle-man resident of: Greenberry Hill, London. He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. They were identified as: Joseph Green, Stanley Berry, and Daniel Hill.

Respect the cock. And tame the c*nt. Tame it!

/sorry
/got carried away

Thank goodness the reception was "CLEAR!!!"

Dexter's Next Victim: Jgok

While this is truly a heartwarming story, I just have to say...

FTA: The pain radiated from his arm to his chest and jaw. He went inside, where his mother wanted to call 911 for him. Instead, he told her he would be OK, and he left to call about his cell phone.


Seriously, how does a 60-year-old man not know that's a heart attack?

Wishful thinking. Plus Baby Boomers don't like to think of themselves as old. Yeah, it was stupid of him to be that deep in denial.

/has Baby Boomer mother

Pretty much this. My little brother (he was only 45) passed away recently under similar circumstances and the coroner told me he sees it all too often. When a man of that age dies in that way it's because they believe they are tougher than they are and are in denial. Something like that anyway. All I know is that I miss him terribly and if he had gone to the hospital when I told him to, he might still be here. :(

Was he also listening to Heart at the same time?

GalleyWench: Dexter's Next Victim: Jgok

While this is truly a heartwarming story, I just have to say...

FTA: The pain radiated from his arm to his chest and jaw. He went inside, where his mother wanted to call 911 for him. Instead, he told her he would be OK, and he left to call about his cell phone.


Seriously, how does a 60-year-old man not know that's a heart attack?

Wishful thinking. Plus Baby Boomers don't like to think of themselves as old. Yeah, it was stupid of him to be that deep in denial.

/has Baby Boomer mother

Pretty much this. My little brother (he was only 45) passed away recently under similar circumstances and the coroner told me he sees it all too often. When a man of that age dies in that way it's because they believe they are tougher than they are and are in denial. Something like that anyway. All I know is that I miss him terribly and if he had gone to the hospital when I told him to, he might still be here. :(

Sorry to hear about your loss.

Thank you b2e44.

I knew a guy whose first name was Hart, short for the German "Hartmut." Wonderful guy, R.I.P.

kayanlau: AgentKGB: approves

Maybe it was really him that answered the phone ...

Max would answer it.

His eye(s) scared the bejaysus out of me as a child

This is my hometown paper, so I'm getting a kick.....

Bravo to Ms. Hart! TFA mentions that the man is going to take her out to dinner, and I hope their meeting one-another is covered in a followup article.

But more than that, I hope AT&T does something special for her to recognize her actions. A lot of people would have just thought, "Well, there's nothing I can do now" and hung up on the guy, but she just kept shouting. She took a personal interest in the situation, as evidenced by her crying.

Give her a plaque, a raise, a promotion, a medal...come on, AT&T. Do something for this woman--she done good.