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(   DiCaprio didn't know he was with hookers. Also, the pope is not Catholic   ( divider line
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22874 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2003 at 1:04 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-24 12:14:26 PM  
"I'm the king of the whoreld!"
2003-04-24 12:19:01 PM  
"Titanic star DiCaprio is shown in the photograph standing outside his hotel room with a large smile on his face, blissfully unaware that the beautiful young ladies he has chosen and draped his arms around are in actual fact $600-a-night 20-year-old Brazilian prostitutes."

Blissfully unaware or too gay to care?
2003-04-24 12:53:36 PM  
The second option.
2003-04-24 01:07:45 PM  
LOL Zenmaster He probably pays all his women that hide his "closeteness".
2003-04-24 01:07:50 PM  
didn't that guys 15 minutes end like 2 years ago?
2003-04-24 01:08:22 PM  
they're not hookers, they're SEXETARIES.
2003-04-24 01:08:30 PM  
sounds plausible

[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-24 01:08:45 PM  
To hell with him. Where are the photos of the $600/night 20 year old hos?
2003-04-24 01:08:55 PM  
Two Brazilian hookers . . . and they show a picture of HIM?

Thank you very little.
2003-04-24 01:09:13 PM  
Yup I buy it....right and Morgan Fairchild is my wife.
2003-04-24 01:09:20 PM  
Leo's keeping his pimp had strong! Word.
2003-04-24 01:09:36 PM  
Feh. Birds of a feather.
2003-04-24 01:09:39 PM  
that's a really stupid article that expects me to care about Leonardo DiCaprio.
2003-04-24 01:09:39 PM  
Bah! Too little, too late.
2003-04-24 01:10:03 PM  
He does'nt know that he is gay either.
2003-04-24 01:10:17 PM  
he should do a Growing Pains movie and foff.
2003-04-24 01:10:19 PM  
Yeah those must be some awesome hookers to cost $600 in brazil.
2003-04-24 01:10:54 PM  
Where my brazilian ho's be at?!
2003-04-24 01:11:45 PM  
Is anyone really buying the "innocent" bullshiat.
2003-04-24 01:13:47 PM  
Male hookers?

/Didn't read the article
2003-04-24 01:13:50 PM  
I bet they were trannies too..
2003-04-24 01:16:39 PM  
wow. sorry for the nonsense post. for some ungodly reason they use some really dodgy proprietary build of a crappy browser. that or i'm just a moron.

i'll say a little from column A, a little from column B.
2003-04-24 01:17:06 PM  
Could not forward to newsx&id=1005305&rangeFrom=1&rangeTo=6
2003-04-24 01:17:41 PM  
Ummmm...yeah. Whatever, does anyone really seriously care what the hell this asshat does?
2003-04-24 01:18:37 PM  
Poor guy. He is so misunderstood.........and gay.
2003-04-24 01:21:14 PM  
As talented as he is clueless. *Saracasm gun on Kill*
2003-04-24 01:22:14 PM  
slooooow site but you gotta love the headlines​m=7&rang eTo=12

^ -- Zeta-Jones caught naked with fag
2003-04-24 01:22:42 PM  
2003-04-24 01:23:11 PM  
i'm retarded, I know... but where did the red timestamps and names dissapear to?
2003-04-24 01:24:05 PM  
I'm reminded of Woody's cameo in Anger Management.

It makes you wonder...
2003-04-24 01:29:08 PM  
Leo is not gay???....He is straight?....I'll be damned.
2003-04-24 01:29:34 PM  
ain't him and the guy who played Spider-Man, Toby Something, packin'each others fudge?....i thought so
2003-04-24 01:30:29 PM  

Yah...that's the ticket!
2003-04-24 01:31:56 PM  
Greggieb - Fark changes things up once in a while just to keep us on our toes. Personally, I liked the red names and hyperlinks much better. Check your profile. You have ads in there now, too.
2003-04-24 01:32:36 PM  
i've been there. i feel leo's pain.

i didn't know they were hookers.

...and i only wanted to smell the white powder on their chests. had no idea it was coke.
2003-04-24 01:33:27 PM  
Poor little DiCrappio; There he was, just being one of the girls, and he gets BUSTED! Innocent... Yeah... Feh... Shuah... farkin retard.
2003-04-24 01:35:23 PM  
Were those the Brazilian hookers from

Pics? Video? Anyone?

I would sure like to see the look on Leo's face when he got the "surprise"
2003-04-24 01:36:43 PM  
I believe him. He's gay, after all.
2003-04-24 01:38:38 PM  
We need pics, where is the smoking gun?
2003-04-24 01:51:01 PM  
Blah blah blah, who gives a fark?
2003-04-24 01:57:04 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

He didn't know they were hookers?

Looks like bullshiat
Sounds like bullshiat get the idea.
2003-04-24 02:01:53 PM  
DiCaprio is so femininely pretty that him and 2 chicks is like a 3 way lesbian scene.
Even with that almost-beard of his.
Its like he's an Italian chick.
2003-04-24 02:04:31 PM  
Oh to have the stardom and good looks to be able to just choose two girls for the night. Anyway, WTF? How the hell do you just say, "I want those two." And not know that they are hookers?
2003-04-24 02:05:02 PM  
Is anyone really buying the "innocent" bullshiat.
Not for a millisecond.
2003-04-24 02:21:37 PM  
I wanna see a pic o the hookers.
2003-04-24 02:22:29 PM  
*cough cough cough* BULLSH!T *cough cough cough*
2003-04-24 02:22:33 PM  
"whiter than white"
hmmm. what does that mean, exactly?
2003-04-24 02:27:19 PM  
Damn, Pussycat I was just about to ask the same thing.
2003-04-24 02:29:54 PM  
seriously, consider that a star like DiCaprio is probably surrounded by women everywhere he goes. if you go to a party and girls start gravitating toward you like they do at every other social event you attend, you might not realize THESE girls actually charge for their company. i can see how it could happen.

i live in Hollywood and i know stars have no problem getting it from girls for free. a bottle of champagne, send your bodyguard to round up a few hotties at the bar, bring them to your table, instant party. if a star seeks out a hooker, it's usually for the thrill of doing something "naughty."

or Leo's bi and knew they were hookers. what do i know?
2003-04-24 02:34:05 PM  
"far too innocent"?!?

i suppose he read the girls bedtime stories ?
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