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(Guinness)   World Record for Spaghetti Nasal Ejection has gone unchallenged for over four years   (guinnessworldrecords.com) divider line 73
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2003-04-24 11:40:54 AM
His mother must be so proud.
 
2003-04-24 12:01:55 PM
Nasal.
 
2003-04-24 12:03:19 PM
Of course, the article also misspelled Ramen Noodles as "Ramon", so I guess I shouldn't be such the spelling nazi, right?

/no
 
2003-04-24 04:41:08 PM
Record for Fark headline misspellings on one week not so safe.
 
2003-04-24 04:41:51 PM
Gimme a minute. I'm on it!
 
2003-04-24 04:42:06 PM
insert a witty comment
 
2003-04-24 04:42:28 PM
My noodle knows all about ejection.
 
2003-04-24 04:42:39 PM
man that blows
 
2003-04-24 04:42:40 PM
The picture in the article could be a fark cliche.
I'm still laughing.
 
2003-04-24 04:42:46 PM
I'll take him on any day. Someone gimme a noodle.

Nevermind, that sounds gross.
 
2003-04-24 04:44:12 PM
I'll step up to the challenge.

/inserting noodle
 
2003-04-24 04:44:34 PM
I'm coming for him
 
2003-04-24 04:45:30 PM
This has me thinking, this guy probably uses the Nori Nasal Passage Cleaner on a regular basis.
 
2003-04-24 04:45:35 PM
It always starts with Ramen, then someone offers spaghetti and before you know it they are on the road to linguini ending up addicted to lasagna noodles.
 
2003-04-24 04:46:02 PM
Flumpis: That was farking hilarious!!!!
 
2003-04-24 04:46:40 PM
I'd like to see that guy snort soba noodles
 
2003-04-24 04:47:20 PM
f*cking link...Registration popups...

/throws damn ball at osprey.
 
2003-04-24 04:47:29 PM
Flumpis, good one.
 
2003-04-24 04:48:03 PM
Did somone mention a record?
 
2003-04-24 04:49:12 PM
Flumpis, you are truly a comedy genius.
 
2003-04-24 04:49:17 PM
Flumpis: Must you say something absurd? I wanna know what is so funny, but am worried my coworkers will overhear me say "scooter my daisyheads". Just checking.
 
2003-04-24 04:50:38 PM
Nobody nose the trouble I've seen..
Nobody nose my sorrows..

What are Ramon noodles?
 
2003-04-24 04:50:41 PM
is there a record for penile smegma ejection?
 
2003-04-24 04:51:00 PM
Judging by the pleased look on his face, I'd say he's been enjoying some "Ramon Noodles" if ya know what i mean.
 
2003-04-24 04:51:23 PM
Flumpis - is part of the hilarity the $50/minute charge?
 
2003-04-24 04:51:25 PM
Kleenex surrenders.
 
2003-04-24 04:51:48 PM
This article is just begging to have hundreds of bored morons choke to death on pasta in the next couple of days.
 
2003-04-24 04:51:59 PM
Call the number and ask for Flumpis. If the guy asks you to touch his but, say "only if you touch mine."
 
2003-04-24 04:52:20 PM
How about with an extension cord?
 
2003-04-24 04:52:55 PM
Incidentally, i urge you, if at all possible, to play the video clip. It's funny on any number of levels.
 
2003-04-24 04:53:32 PM
yes, but can he do that while ironing on Mt. Everest?
 
2003-04-24 04:53:58 PM
You don't have to say something absurd, but even carrying on a conversation would be quite funny. Also, Maven, what happened?
 
2003-04-24 04:55:27 PM
finally....a game we all can play!
 
2003-04-24 04:55:36 PM
i just called and then hung up when someone said hello...is that absurd?
 
2003-04-24 04:55:51 PM
How pitiful we have become. Why in my day, we used band-saw blades as snortable fun, and we LIKED IT! Spaghetti....bah.
 
2003-04-24 04:56:32 PM
That is QUITE absurd!
 
2003-04-24 04:56:53 PM
First I left a message asking a birdcage. Then I called back and someone picked up. I asked for Flumpis. The guy handed me over to another guy, and when I asked if this was flumpis, he asked me if I would touch his butt. So I said only if you touch mine first. (I'm a guy) He said "seriously?".
 
2003-04-24 04:57:08 PM
in other news: Guinness Book of World Record to change name to Guinness Book of Stupid Human Tricks.
 
2003-04-24 04:57:34 PM
That should be "asking about a birdcage"
 
2003-04-24 04:57:41 PM
eh, I'm too much of a wimp to try this at work, maybe I will try when I gte home, it is a Mass number....
 
2003-04-24 04:57:50 PM
This just reminded me of an episode of Pete and Pete when Pete got a marshmellow in the shape of a presidents head stuck in his nose. Oh, life was so much more simple when i was younger.
 
2003-04-24 04:58:12 PM
so, uh, what's on the other end of the line?
 
2003-04-24 04:58:25 PM
Alright, what's the deal with Flumpis' number?
 
2003-04-24 04:58:27 PM
Punk. Real record holders use dry noodles.
 
2003-04-24 04:58:59 PM
If you do call that number (1-508-641-1908), post the results so we can share in the hilarity.
 
2003-04-24 04:59:10 PM
Nobody answered.

Did we fark a phone number, by chance?

/Now THAT'S an idea...
 
2003-04-24 04:59:14 PM
Hilarious. But, if I knew this was worthy of the Guinness book, I have a friend from elementary school that can outperform him with a gold chain.
 
2003-04-24 04:59:47 PM
Flumpis, seriously, you made me laugh so hard I spit drain cleaner all over my monitor. I was trying to kill myself but I'm not anymore cuz that was so farking hilarious. How did you come up with that?!
 
2003-04-24 04:59:51 PM
 
2003-04-24 05:00:16 PM
Flumpis, I think you invented an entire Fark category. "Farkphone"
 
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