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2010-03-08 07:41:51 PM
Screw the fat people---let them die(t).
 
2010-03-08 07:53:37 PM
Pizza can be surprisingly healthy if you cut back on the cheese and fatty toppings. Also the salt - most pizzas are loaded with salt.

Now a tax on burgers and other fried sh*t I might support.



/do I sound fat?
 
2010-03-08 07:54:17 PM
Great. Then people will be bumming Cokes and slices...
 
2010-03-08 07:55:34 PM
We should tax crime, that'll solve the problem.

/We should also tax people for not paying enough in taxes, to make up the budget gap
 
2010-03-08 07:56:51 PM
I propose that instead of raising taxes on all things unhealthy, we find ways to lower prices on the healthy foods. I do not have any ideas as to what would work or not as far as that goes, but I bet people would eat more fruit and veggies if they were easier on the wallet.
 
2010-03-08 07:58:24 PM
F*ck you. I'll start selling illegal pizza JUST because of the tax!
 
2010-03-08 08:03:09 PM
Revolutions have started for far less reasons.
 
2010-03-08 08:05:10 PM
Weaver95: F*ck you. I'll start selling illegal pizza JUST because of the tax!

SCREW THEM 'REVENOOOOEEEERS!
 
2010-03-08 08:09:08 PM
I'm not one of those anti-tax WHARRGARBL guys but taxing soda at the federal level is retarded.


Think about it, HFCS are in soda (the suspected contributor to the obesity "epidemic") The reason HFCS are used instead of real sugar because it's cheaper. Why is it cheaper? Corn subsidies.
 
2010-03-08 08:12:55 PM
gopher321: Now a tax on burgers and other fried sh*t I might support.

Here's an idea: Provide subsidies to encourage the use of biodiesel. This would increase demand for food oils, which would make it more expensive to make fried foods, which would make them more expensive.

LadyHawke: I propose that instead of raising taxes on all things unhealthy, we find ways to lower prices on the healthy foods. I do not have any ideas as to what would work or not as far as that goes, but I bet people would eat more fruit and veggies if they were easier on the wallet.

They're plenty easy on the wallet now. (Seven bananas are around 60¢ at my local farmer's market.) The problem is that they're not convenient. Walk into a convenience store and you might see some gross looking fruit, but it's a tiny shelf next to racks and racks of sugary, fatty foods.

I think a better idea would be to create a rule limiting the number of food advertisements in a given hour of television.
 
2010-03-08 08:13:31 PM
Instead of penalizing bad foods, they should subsidize good foods.
 
2010-03-08 08:14:48 PM
I swear to f*cking God, i'm gonna end up running bootleg pizza, MP3 files and cans of mt. dew into the US. it'll be a bigger seller than cocaine.
 
2010-03-08 08:16:24 PM
sdsandwiches.com
 
2010-03-08 08:25:00 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Think about it, HFCS are in soda (the suspected contributor to the obesity "epidemic") The reason HFCS are used instead of real sugar because it's cheaper. Why is it cheaper? Corn subsidies.

That and the sugar tariff. Though I really doubt HFCS is that much more fattening than sugar. It just tastes worse.

Calories consumed minus calories burned. It's that simple. Any one targeting one specific food item as being "the cause" of obesity is full of fatty, lipid horseshiat.

Setting aside the lack of efficacy, this sort of nonsense is a perfect example of how you can't declare health care a "public good" without also intruding on people's personal lifestyle choices. Even if the "we're paying for them!" argument is false, as it is with the obese since they actually cost less by dying sooner, it's a frighteningly compelling argument for creeping regulation of formerly private decisions.
 
2010-03-08 08:27:50 PM
Churchill2004: Setting aside the lack of efficacy, this sort of nonsense is a perfect example of how you can't declare health care a "public good" without also intruding on people's personal lifestyle choices. Even if the "we're paying for them!" argument is false, as it is with the obese since they actually cost less by dying sooner, it's a frighteningly compelling argument for creeping regulation of formerly private decisions.

People will cheer this article, and think this is a wonderful idea. wait and see. Just hang back and watch the discussion for a bit. the authoritarian jackholes will LURVE this idea. They'll dream about it at night, masturbate to fantasies of forcing 'the fatties' to pay more for being different and cheer anything that makes other people do what they're told.
 
2010-03-08 08:30:46 PM
LadyHawke: I propose that instead of raising taxes on all things unhealthy, we find ways to lower prices on the healthy foods. I do not have any ideas as to what would work or not as far as that goes, but I bet people would eat more fruit and veggies if they were easier on the wallet.

I paid $4 for a small package of blueberries this morning. An egg McMuffin value meal would have been cheaper, and more filling.

/trying to be less fat
 
wee [TotalFark]
2010-03-08 08:31:22 PM
[Insert Demolition Man picture here.]
 
2010-03-08 08:31:34 PM
Still no cure for bad spelling.

/I'm the first? Really?!
 
2010-03-08 08:36:32 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: I'm not one of those anti-tax WHARRGARBL guys but taxing soda at the federal level is retarded.


Think about it, HFCS are in soda (the suspected contributor to the obesity "epidemic") The reason HFCS are used instead of real sugar because it's cheaper. Why is it cheaper? Corn subsidies.


HFCS isn't what's causing obesity, it's the damn sugar, no matter what form it's in. Soda with cane sugar isn't any less caloric (or worse for you) than HFCS.
 
2010-03-08 08:45:20 PM
Here it comes.

Guess what, that annoying posturing to someone smoking outside(see this for butthurt) is coming to a fatty near you. Heres how i imagine it, considering how the outdoor complaints of smoking went out of hand. to ban them 50 feet plus from people(see for butthurt).

Your obesity is costing me money in overall higher health care costs. (kind of WTF)

Obesity Is 'Socially Contagious'. Your fattiness is making me want to get fat too. Take that burger out of your mouth, starsky and gut.(extra lols)
 
2010-03-08 08:46:31 PM
Reasearchers say a lot of stuff.
 
2010-03-08 08:47:51 PM
TheOnion: it's the damn sugar,

:)

I love the "its good sugar/fat" argument.

That doesn't mean you can eat all the "good" sugar/fat you want. It means thats the sugar you are suppost to eat, and the amounts of that are still in accordance to proper dietary proportions.
 
2010-03-08 08:48:06 PM
To get rid of the obesity epidemic, we either have to have poverty, or we'll need to evolve beyond basic pavlovian responses. Until it stops being sweet, sugar will be a part of the human diet.

And the only thing a tax on pizza would do, is raise the coffers. If you're ordering a pizza, you understand that you're basically paying for convenience, therefore you're already willing to pay more for it.
 
2010-03-08 08:50:29 PM
LadyHawke: I bet people would eat more fruit and veggies if they were easier on the wallet.

No they wouldn't. You can buy a farkton of rice and beans pretty cheaply which serves as a base for meals. Add in some veggies and cheese and you've got the basic dietary needs for a person. Some meat or fish can add some variety. The problem is that it's easier to waddle through the drive-thru and order the value meal without even getting out of your car.
 
2010-03-08 08:53:11 PM
eddyatwork: waddle through the drive-thru

Sounds like exercise.
No thanks.
 
2010-03-08 08:57:38 PM
If any one of you f*ckers throws a precious, innocent pizza into a harbor imma smack the snot out of you and a friend of your choice.
 
2010-03-08 09:04:19 PM
Cake Hunter: If any one of you f*ckers throws a precious, innocent pizza into a harbor imma smack the snot out of you and a friend of your choice.

Well, I did, but it was little caesars and it certainly wasn't because of this.
 
2010-03-08 09:07:49 PM
A few years back, I cut out all soda because I was drinking two to three 12oz cans a day and went from 192 to 147 in around 6 months time.

Coke is the devil, but so dang delicious.
 
2010-03-08 09:12:16 PM
PacersJAM3s: A few years back, I cut out all soda because I was drinking two to three 12oz cans a day and went from 192 to 147 in around 6 months time.

Coke is the devil, but so dang delicious.


Meh. I dont even miss sodas anymore. I opened a Dr. pepper at a work party a few months ago and couldnt get beyond a few sips. Too damn sweet now.
 
2010-03-08 09:12:35 PM
PacersJAM3s: went from 192 to 147 in around 6 months

FEET?!
 
2010-03-08 09:15:54 PM
Can we tax whining?

That would erase the deficit in just a few days.
 
2010-03-08 09:18:01 PM
Kitchenaid to the rescue!

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/It takes less than 10 minutes to make pizza dough not counting the rising time
 
2010-03-08 09:20:50 PM
PacersJAM3s: A few years back, I cut out all soda because I was drinking two to three 12oz cans a day and went from 192 to 147 in around 6 months time.

You sound short.
 
2010-03-08 09:22:41 PM
If eating healthy was as cheap and easy as eating unhealthy I would do it. Both as cheap and easy though. I don't really care much for cooking (even though I have a cooking blog, oddly enough) and I kind of treat it as something special to do once a week or so, not something I want to do every day. I like most of my meals to be no more complicated than a sandwich or microwaveable.
 
2010-03-08 09:22:51 PM
eddyatwork: The problem is that it's easier to waddle through the drive-thru and order the value meal without even getting out of your car.

dingdingdingdingdingding
 
2010-03-08 09:23:39 PM
Somaticasual: And the only thing a tax on pizza would do, is raise the coffers. If you're ordering a pizza, you understand that you're basically paying for convenience, therefore you're already willing to pay more for it.

I'm willing to raise the coffers a bit. The money from coke could go toward paying the government's costs associated with obesity or for obesity education or for subsidizing healthier foods or subsidizing gym memberships or any number of things. I occasionally buy a coke or two, and I'd be willing to pay a bit more for it depending on where the money was going.

But I'm definitely with you guys on the homemade pizza. Now, I make my friends buy me all the stuff I need for pizza, we get a lot better food, and I end up with leftover flour, oil, and cheese.
 
2010-03-08 09:28:36 PM
Homemade pizza tastes awesome, I can control the amount of salt (in the sauce at least), and the excitement of the smoke alarm going off from that 450 degree oven and the olive oil is a major adrenaline rush.
 
2010-03-08 09:28:37 PM
LadyHawke: I propose that instead of raising taxes on all things unhealthy, we find ways to lower prices on the healthy foods. I do not have any ideas as to what would work or not as far as that goes, but I bet people would eat more fruit and veggies if they were easier on the wallet.

ok, first, I spent WAYYYYY too much time stalking your profile, cause ladyhawke is one of my favorite movies.
sceond, you have crazy hawt eys
and finally, back to the thread, um
fruits and vegis are already pretty damn cheap as food goes
sure pasta and rice is basically free, but protein in general is expensive.

people are not eating healthy because it is 9000 times easier/quicker/tastier to eat the pile of fat with sugar and chocolate

and to some degree, fastfood is cheap too ...
sheeeshhhhhhh

/is this how we end? eating ourselves to death as a society?
 
2010-03-08 09:30:55 PM
Churchill2004: fatty, lipid horseshiat

fatty, lipid is redundant
 
2010-03-08 09:33:35 PM
Mordant: Homemade pizza tastes awesome, I can control the amount of salt (in the sauce at least), and the excitement of the smoke alarm going off from that 450 degree oven and the olive oil is a major adrenaline rush.

and the salt wont kill you (not from the sauce)
it is all the salt and other crap they use in crappy frozen pizzas which will kill you

plus if you are getting any amount of exercise and drink enough water you are dumping the extra salt pretty quickly
 
2010-03-08 09:36:31 PM
namatad: Churchill2004: fatty, lipid horseshiat

fatty, lipid is redundant


And yet still not as embarrassing as going out of your way to point it out.
 
2010-03-08 09:43:40 PM
Cake Hunter: FEET?!

Obviously ;).

The Icelander: You sound short.

5'11", so more or less average.

The tax might cut down on obesity, but I really don't like the precedent it would set.
 
2010-03-08 09:47:39 PM
PacersJAM3s: The tax might cut down on obesity, but I really don't like the precedent it would set.

Next thing you know we'll have pizza being sold on street corners by shady foreigners.
 
2010-03-08 09:50:39 PM
gopher321: Pizza can be surprisingly healthy if you cut back on the cheese and fatty toppings. Also the salt - most pizzas are loaded with salt.

And if you cut out the dough its even healthier!

/shudder
 
2010-03-08 10:21:28 PM
TheOnion: HFCS isn't what's causing obesity, it's the damn sugar, no matter what form it's in. Soda with cane sugar isn't any less caloric (or worse for you) than HFCS.

White sugar is better than HFCS because research shows that HFCS fark with your metabolism, ramp up on your feed forward and turn off the negative feed back hormone hunger signaling. So you may be full after eating a set amount of food containing an arbitrary amount of sucrose but you won't be full after eating the same food controlled for the arbitrary amount of HFCS.

Not to get all XKCD here but there is a correlation with increase of intake and obesity with the introduction of HFCS into everyone's food. Take that as you will.

HFCS/sugar are in everything. It's funny to see those corn refiners PSAs because they say 'it's fine in moderation.' That may be, but how do you have moderation in every single piece of farking food.
 
2010-03-08 10:40:11 PM
Goddamnit, libs piss me off. They always can find a reason to tax anything.
 
2010-03-08 10:41:00 PM
A tax on weed would balance the budget
 
2010-03-08 10:50:11 PM
mysticcat: A tax on weed would balance the budget

maybe, maybe not.

But it sure as hell wouldn't hurt.
 
2010-03-08 10:50:33 PM
muck4doo: Goddamnit, libs piss me off. They always can find a reason to tax anything.

Someone has to pay for conservatives' massive spending.


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2010-03-08 10:53:50 PM
muck4doo: Goddamnit, libs piss me off. They always can find a reason to tax anything.

lh5.ggpht.com
 
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