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(Some Cheap Whores) Cool Because scientists don't want to unleash a strain of Super AIDS, Britney Spears cannot have contact with Lindsay Lohan   (digitalspy.co.uk) divider line 25
More: Cool, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, spoilers, entertainment industry, soaps, Super AIDS  
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2010-03-08 06:11:02 PM
It's not because the vortex of stupidity created when they met would create a super black hole that would suck us all into an alternate space/time continuum?
 
2010-03-08 06:13:09 PM
Gyrfalcon: It's not because the vortex of stupidity created when they met would create a super black hole that would suck us all into an alternate space/time continuum?

Britney is still allowed to suck me. Lohan--not so much.
 
2010-03-08 06:13:27 PM
Came for the "when they were hot" pics.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2010-03-08 06:16:27 PM
I think I could be a celebrity gossip writers "source". You just make shiat up all the time (I assume) that sounds plausible and nobody bothers to fact check it.
 
2010-03-08 06:23:46 PM
Too late. (new window)
 
2010-03-08 06:27:47 PM
Oh.
 
2010-03-08 06:27:59 PM
I didn't know that Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan had AIDS.
 
2010-03-08 06:36:56 PM
I guess it would be cool if Jamie (her sister) was her dad.
 
2010-03-08 06:39:06 PM
I must be the lowest of the low, but I actually wouldn't mind being the meat in that SUPERaids samich.
 
2010-03-08 06:47:26 PM
One t-spoon of Super AIDS in your butt and your dead in two years.
 
2010-03-08 06:52:44 PM
Lloyd Braun: I didn't know that Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan had AIDS.

Herpes, more likely.
 
2010-03-08 06:55:20 PM
I would have gone with SuperClap but hey, whateva!
 
2010-03-08 07:07:36 PM
Ya think those two have ever dyked out w/ each other? That's something I'd strangely like to see. The longer ago it happened of course, the better.
 
2010-03-08 07:41:29 PM
buttsmckracken: One t-spoon of Super AIDS in your butt and your dead in two years.

Came here to say that, so I'll just add this.

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2010-03-08 08:02:38 PM
Gyrfalcon: It's not because the vortex of stupidity created when they met would create a super black hole that would suck us all into an alternate space/time continuum?

This, a game of tennis, whatever; me and the prince and macho are ready to rollup and fix this biatch.
 
2010-03-08 08:23:40 PM
If Paris joins in, I would have a sweaty drug-fueled pan-orgasmic cluster fark. And then light the room on fire with napalm.
 
2010-03-08 09:22:15 PM
Six years ago, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan together would had killed off the world's kitten supply.

Now? Not so much.
 
2010-03-08 09:26:07 PM
I never found Spears attractive. Lohan will have to be a rotting corpse before I give up on her.
 
2010-03-08 10:12:03 PM
bugmn99: Ya think those two have ever dyked out w/ each other? That's something I'd strangely like to see. The longer ago it happened of course, the better.

kierstin1220.files.wordpress.com

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You sicko.
 
2010-03-08 10:14:48 PM
Rich people don't get AIDS anymore. When AIDS first came out, celebrities were dropping like flies. Who was the last celebrity to die from AIDS? Michael Jordon had HIV for 20 years and he could kick my ass and all I have is mild asthma. There's a cure for AIDS but you have to pay.
 
2010-03-08 10:36:26 PM
Mugato: Rich people don't get AIDS anymore. When AIDS first came out, celebrities were dropping like flies. Who was the last celebrity to die from AIDS? Michael Jordon had HIV for 20 years and he could kick my ass and all I have is mild asthma. There's a cure for AIDS but you have to pay.

Jordan had AIDS? You sure? Magic Johnson perhaps? Of course Michael always did beat the Johnson.
 
2010-03-08 10:55:23 PM
popa2103: Mugato: Rich people don't get AIDS anymore. When AIDS first came out, celebrities were dropping like flies. Who was the last celebrity to die from AIDS? Michael Jordon had HIV for 20 years and he could kick my ass and all I have is mild asthma. There's a cure for AIDS but you have to pay.

Jordan had AIDS? You sure? Magic Johnson perhaps? Of course Michael always did beat the Johnson.


Magic Johnson, sorry.
 
2010-03-09 10:23:52 AM
Mugato: popa2103:
Jordan had AIDS? You sure? Magic Johnson perhaps? Of course Michael always did beat the Johnson.

Magic Johnson, sorry.


There, FTFY

\had no Johnson
\\nor Magic
 
2010-03-09 11:05:39 AM
I still don't understand how somebody can be declared mentally incompetent and also be allowed to film sexually suggestive music videos. Isn't that exploiting the mentally ill? If somebody filmed a porno featuring mentally retarded folks, wouldn't that be against the law, since they aren't able to consent? As far as I can tell, Britney has the legal status of a grandparent with alzheimer's.
 
2010-03-10 05:03:26 AM
Geotpf: I still don't understand how somebody can be declared mentally incompetent and also be allowed to film sexually suggestive music videos. Isn't that exploiting the mentally ill? If somebody filmed a porno featuring mentally retarded folks, wouldn't that be against the law, since they aren't able to consent? As far as I can tell, Britney has the legal status of a grandparent with alzheimer's.

Yes and yes. However, if we were to go by your standards of what is considered completely mentally disabled, most porn actresses would be out of work.
 
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