FAIRLY decent?...

You don't know where to shop.

Could have told you that

"... struck him in the head several times with a handgun ..."

The guy's such an idiot he doesn't know a pistol from a howitzer

oblig.

Sid_6.7: When police pulled over the car they found a 33-year-old man bleeding from the head

Sounds like a crackhead.

/FTW (yes I looked it up and know what it means)

Came for Wire references, leaving very happy.


I'm a viking Bubs!

"That was not a get out-of-jail-free card," Bassham said.

lawl

33centpanties: Sid_6.7: When police pulled over the car they found a 33-year-old man bleeding from the head

Sounds like a crackhead.

/FTW (yes I looked it up and know what it means)

I agree that we should always fark the women, but what does that have to do with this story?

My brother once sold stickers to the druggies in the school claiming they were acid. Once the ruse was discovered he told the lynch mob that had come to kick his ass "That's what I was thinking too. Let's go find the guy who sold me that shiat and ripped us all off!! No, I don't have your money."

They bought it. He and several of them loaded up in a van and drove around Santa Cruz looking for the man with dreads and a goofy hat for hours.

I was proud of my druggie brother that day.

Tip for all you crackheads out there: If you pay for your crack with Monopoly money, and later the dealer invites you over to his house, don't go. Nothing good will come of it.

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Ok... what are we talking about?

/Reading TFA

hmmmm... FTW = Fark The Women? FreeTesticleWax.com wants a word with you...

"Save me, officers!"
"What's wrong?"
"Those guys are after me! They want to kill me!"
"Why?"
"I bought $200 worth of crack, but I gave them Monopoly money wrapped with a $20!"
[pause]
Cop 1: "Whatta ya think, Joe?"
Cop 2: "I'm gonna go get a donut."
Cop 1: "Me too. We'll be back in fifteen minutes, kid."
"But...!!!!"
"BWAHHHAHHAHAHWAHHH!"

Wow, what a maroon. If you rip off a drug dealer and it works, don't answer the phone the next time he calls. And don't go over to his house. In fact, you should probably only try this if you're leaving town immediately after the deal.

OK. I don't believe this actually happened. It couldn't.

Well, they didn't kill him so i'm guessing the dealer thought it was at least a little funny.
/yes, i'd like to put a hotel on Baltic

not at all proud of this but here's a lame story bro..

In my days of "woohoo, just turned 21 and cannot die ever!" I lived in DFW area. Had a buddy that let me "try" the crack. Tried it again everyday for about a month. One night we drove to downtown Dallas to score in the parking lot of the green neon building you see in the Dallas skyline pics. As we were buying, me, the 170 lbs white-bred kid in the back tried to snatch the bag O' crack from the dealers hands as we drove. Only got a punch in the side of the face instead of a hole in the side of my head which, looking back now, should have been imminent.

/eeeeeediot
//almost sideswiped a cop on the way back to the hotel
///good times?

Dammit I always show up too late to make Wire references.

Loser should have told the officer he fell down or cut himself shaving. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Sadly no DarWIN to be had here. Yet.

Buying drugs with monopoly money, how have I missed that one? GENIUS, SUPER GENIUS, give me an other hit. That it SUPER GENIUS

burgle23: Well, they didn't kill him so i'm guessing the dealer thought it was at least a little funny.
/yes, i'd like to put a hotel on Baltic

That'll cost you tree-fiddy.

33centpanties: ///good times?

It's a heluva drug.

33centpanties: hmmmm... FTW = Fark The Women? FreeTesticleWax.com wants a word with you...

I always preferred Fight The Walrus...

But that is just me I guess...

it was money from the tards who play the game with a jackpot for landing on free parking. money from those monopoly games is worthless.

The real question is why he went back to the dealer's house after doing this. Likely he thought he'd take a CHANCE that there might be more drugs in the COMMUNITY CHEST. At least he got FREE PARKING before he had to GO TO JAIL.

starlost: it was money from the tards who play the game with a jackpot for landing on free parking. money from those monopoly games is worthless.

Bitter because random chance allowed someone to get ahead of your skills, eh?

mofroe: Could have told you that

Came for The Wire. Was not disappointed.

I would certainly never recommend anyone do this, but it would probably be a very nice idea to run about $200 worth of fake money through your scanner/printer, then crumple up the bills to make them look used and leave them somewhere a dishonest person can find them.

They steal the money and run like hell, you are rid of someone you need to get rid of, and sooner or later the cops catch up with them.

Fits all around.

You could also buy up bad/fake drugs, and pay for them with counterfeit money.

To repeat the wise words of Rick James...

or something..

I_Am_Weasel

If it wasn't for Fark's Tips Of The Day, I'd be making a lot of mistakes, or "minor errors in judgment" (not to be confused with judgment errors in minors)


I wish I'd seen a relevant tip before I mis-gauged the width of the car and ran over that kid.

That's right: it was a judgment error with A flat minor.

Englebert Slaptyback: I_Am_Weasel

If it wasn't for Fark's Tips Of The Day, I'd be making a lot of mistakes, or "minor errors in judgment" (not to be confused with judgment errors in minors)


I wish I'd seen a relevant tip before I mis-gauged the width of the car and ran over that kid.

That's right: it was a judgment error with A flat minor.

Trying a bit too hard are we?

A combination of stern dismay and a righteous facepalm are the only response for this...

While someone else wants to know which farkin' corner accepts blue $500's that are smaller than a credit card...

At first there was was



Then someone said



but then



...sorry, kind of lost it after the second one...

Atomic Spunk: Tip for all you crackheads out there: If you pay for your crack with Monopoly money, and later the dealer invites you over to his house, don't go. Nothing good will come of it.

LMAO. Was thinking the same thing.

Must have been a free crack giveaway.

...this article was special enough that i couldn't resist resurrecting news crack smokers can use.

monopoly money? seriously?