So Karl is a pathetic nancy-boy. Big surprise.

In 1998

Jaboobinator: I wish she had cut his fat throat.

Hey, man. This is Fark. No need to beat around the bush.

And it was all orchestrated by Dick Cheney.

Barbigazi: In 1998

Dammit that beats mine like a little girl beating Karl Rove.

tallguywithglasseson: And it was all orchestrated by Dick Cheney.

I heard that Cheney fired the little girl out of a cannon right into Rove's face. In all fairness to Cheney, though, Rove does kind of look like a quail.

If you've ever wondered what type of 9 year-old would put a Nixon bumper sticker on their bike, now you have your answer: Carl Rove.

jwa007: We should hunt the lady up who once beat the shiat out of Karl Rove. Give her a medal or something.

Or ask her to do it again and let us watch.

impaler: If you've ever wondered what type of 9 year-old would put a Nixon bumper sticker on their bike, now you have your answer: Carl Rove.

I kinda doubt this story.

I've revealed this here before, I used to play at Karl Rove's house when I was a kid. (His little brother and I were friends--we were in elementary school, Karl was in high school at the time.) He sure didn't seem like the politically active sort. As I recall, Turd Blossum mainly stayed in his bedroom with the door closed--probably whacking off--I barely ever saw him or spoke to him. It certainly wasn't my impression that he was any kind of politically active young mover and shaker as a kid, out getting out the vote for Nixon or anything.

Though it's true I don't remember all that much about him--in fact, I never even made the connection that my elementary school friend's brother Karl was the Karl Rove until a few years ago.

Oh the humanity...

/obligatory

I hope he goes on a book tour so I can protest it.

Time to fire up the time machine to stop a beatdown again.

I suspect most of the pompous GOP types could be beat up by little girls.

The Icelander: Karl Rove is fat and squishy. I bet he'd make a good beanbag chair.



Okay, then. YOU sit on him.

/and twirl
//always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING

aurorous: Make fun all you want but he hasn't lost many fights since then.

The problem is that when Rove wins, we all lose.

We must send a series of Terminator Babies back in time to help her finish the job by beating him to death with a bicycle pump. Failing that, they must get her before she beats up the sissy boy.

/Terminator Babies. Hollywood, call me.